falcophil
09-02-2008, 06:12 PM
Eight Words with two Meanings
1 THINGY (thing-ee) n.
Female ......Any part under a car's hood.
Male ..... The strap fastener on a woman's bra.
2 VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
Female ....Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.
Male .... Going in to bat without a box on.
3 COMMUNICATION ( ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n .
Female ... The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner.
Male ... Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the
boys.
4 COMMITMENT (ko- mit-ment) n.
Female .... A desire to get married and raise a family.
Male ...... Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one.
5 ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.
Female .... A good movie, concert, play or book.
Male ...... Anything that can be done while drinking beer.
6 FLATULENCE ( flach-u-lens) n.
Female .... An embarrassing byproduct of indigestion.
Male ...... A source of entertainment, self-expression, male bonding.
7 MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.
Female ......The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.
Male ........Call it whatever you want, just as long as we do it.
8 REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
Female .... A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
Male ... A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes.
1 THINGY (thing-ee) n.
Female ......Any part under a car's hood.
Male ..... The strap fastener on a woman's bra.
2 VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
Female ....Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.
Male .... Going in to bat without a box on.
3 COMMUNICATION ( ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n .
Female ... The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner.
Male ... Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the
boys.
4 COMMITMENT (ko- mit-ment) n.
Female .... A desire to get married and raise a family.
Male ...... Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one.
5 ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.
Female .... A good movie, concert, play or book.
Male ...... Anything that can be done while drinking beer.
6 FLATULENCE ( flach-u-lens) n.
Female .... An embarrassing byproduct of indigestion.
Male ...... A source of entertainment, self-expression, male bonding.
7 MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.
Female ......The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.
Male ........Call it whatever you want, just as long as we do it.
8 REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
Female .... A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
Male ... A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes.