falcophil
09-02-2008, 07:58 PM
A guy calls a company and orders their 5 day/5kg. weight loss program.
>
> The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before him a
> voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but pair of
> Nike running shoes and a sign round her neck. She introduces herself as
> a representative of the weight loss company.
>
> The sign reads: 'If you can catch me, you can have me.' Without a second
> thought, he takes off after her. A few miles later, huffing and puffing,
> he finally catches her and has his way with her. The same girl shows up
> for the next four days and the same thing happens. On the fifth day, he
> weighs himself and is delighted to find he has lost 5kg. as promised.
>
> He then calls the company and orders their 5-day/10kg program. The next
> day there's a knock at the door and there stands the most stunning,
> beautiful and sexy woman he has ever seen in his life. She is wearing
> nothing but Reebok running shoes and a sign round her neck that reads:
> 'If you catch me you can have me.'
>
> Well, he's out the door after her like a shot!
>
> This girl is in excellent shape and it takes him a while to catch her;
> but when he does, it's definitely worth every muscle cramp and wheeze,
> so for the next four days, the same routine happens. Much to his
> delight, on the fifth day he weighs himself only to discover that he has
> lost another 10 kg. as promised.
>
> He decides to go for broke and calls the company to order the 7-day/25kg
> program.
>
> 'Are you sure?' asks the representative on the phone, 'This is our most
> rigorous program.'
>
> 'Absolutely,' he replies, 'I haven't felt this good in years.' The next
> day there's a knock at the door and when he opens it he finds this huge,
> 7ft muscle man standing there wearing nothing but pink running shoes and
> a sign around his neck that reads: 'I'm Nigel. If I catch you, you're
> mine...'
>
> The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before him a
> voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but pair of
> Nike running shoes and a sign round her neck. She introduces herself as
> a representative of the weight loss company.
>
> The sign reads: 'If you can catch me, you can have me.' Without a second
> thought, he takes off after her. A few miles later, huffing and puffing,
> he finally catches her and has his way with her. The same girl shows up
> for the next four days and the same thing happens. On the fifth day, he
> weighs himself and is delighted to find he has lost 5kg. as promised.
>
> He then calls the company and orders their 5-day/10kg program. The next
> day there's a knock at the door and there stands the most stunning,
> beautiful and sexy woman he has ever seen in his life. She is wearing
> nothing but Reebok running shoes and a sign round her neck that reads:
> 'If you catch me you can have me.'
>
> Well, he's out the door after her like a shot!
>
> This girl is in excellent shape and it takes him a while to catch her;
> but when he does, it's definitely worth every muscle cramp and wheeze,
> so for the next four days, the same routine happens. Much to his
> delight, on the fifth day he weighs himself only to discover that he has
> lost another 10 kg. as promised.
>
> He decides to go for broke and calls the company to order the 7-day/25kg
> program.
>
> 'Are you sure?' asks the representative on the phone, 'This is our most
> rigorous program.'
>
> 'Absolutely,' he replies, 'I haven't felt this good in years.' The next
> day there's a knock at the door and when he opens it he finds this huge,
> 7ft muscle man standing there wearing nothing but pink running shoes and
> a sign around his neck that reads: 'I'm Nigel. If I catch you, you're
> mine...'