2E
23-02-2008, 04:18 PM
A teacher decides to test their class to see who has done their homework.
He picks one girl, Mary, at random.
He asks her: 'Mary, What organ expands to 10 times its original size once stimulated'
Mary stands up blushing and then accusingly shouts 'Sir you are a filthy pervert, im going to tell my mum to tell the head to have you fired!!'
She slumps back into her seat, arms crossed and glaring, the teacher is shocked..
he moves the question onto the brightest child in the class, Samuel, who he knows has done his homework.
'Its the iris sir' replies Samuel.
The teacher then turns back to the Mary and says
'Mary from your outburst three things have become apparent
1. You haven't done your homework
2. You have a very dirty mind
and finally 3. You will be very dissapointed in later life.':laugh1
He picks one girl, Mary, at random.
He asks her: 'Mary, What organ expands to 10 times its original size once stimulated'
Mary stands up blushing and then accusingly shouts 'Sir you are a filthy pervert, im going to tell my mum to tell the head to have you fired!!'
She slumps back into her seat, arms crossed and glaring, the teacher is shocked..
he moves the question onto the brightest child in the class, Samuel, who he knows has done his homework.
'Its the iris sir' replies Samuel.
The teacher then turns back to the Mary and says
'Mary from your outburst three things have become apparent
1. You haven't done your homework
2. You have a very dirty mind
and finally 3. You will be very dissapointed in later life.':laugh1