falcophil
02-03-2008, 09:53 PM
Windshield Bug
A man and a woman were driving down the
road, arguing about his deplorable infidelity when
suddenly the woman reached over and sliced the man's
penis off. Angrily, she tossed it out the car
window.
Driving behind the couple was a man and his
6-year-old daughter. The little girl was chatting
away at her father when all of a sudden the penis
smacked their car windshield, stuck for a
moment, then flew off.
Surprised, the daughter asked her father,
"Daddy, what the heck was that?"
Shocked, but not wanting to expose his
little girl to anything sexual at such a young age,
the father replied, "It....it was only a bug,
Honey."
The daughter sat with a confused look on
her face, and after a moment said..
"Sure had a big ****, didn't it?
A man and a woman were driving down the
road, arguing about his deplorable infidelity when
suddenly the woman reached over and sliced the man's
penis off. Angrily, she tossed it out the car
window.
Driving behind the couple was a man and his
6-year-old daughter. The little girl was chatting
away at her father when all of a sudden the penis
smacked their car windshield, stuck for a
moment, then flew off.
Surprised, the daughter asked her father,
"Daddy, what the heck was that?"
Shocked, but not wanting to expose his
little girl to anything sexual at such a young age,
the father replied, "It....it was only a bug,
Honey."
The daughter sat with a confused look on
her face, and after a moment said..
"Sure had a big ****, didn't it?