2E
11-06-2008, 12:10 AM
Some people need to proof read before sending off their letters ;)
These are letters sent to housing associations and councils throughout the UK:
http://www.midnight-ride.com/_themes/midnight-ride-/neoabul1.gifI want some repairs done to my cooker as it backfired and burnt my knob off.
http://www.midnight-ride.com/_themes/midnight-ride-/neoabul1.gifI wish to complain that my father hurt his ankle very badly when he put his foot in the hole in his back passage.
http://www.midnight-ride.com/_themes/midnight-ride-/neoabul1.gif...and their 18 year-old son is continually banging his balls against my fence.
http://www.midnight-ride.com/_themes/midnight-ride-/neoabul1.gifI wish to report that tiles are missing from the outside toilet roof. I think it was bad wind the other night that blew them off.
http://www.midnight-ride.com/_themes/midnight-ride-/neoabul1.gifMy lavatory seat is cracked, where do I stand?
http://www.midnight-ride.com/_themes/midnight-ride-/neoabul1.gifI am writing on behalf of my sink that is coming away from the wall.
http://www.midnight-ride.com/_themes/midnight-ride-/neoabul1.gifWill you please send someone to mend the garden path. My wife tripped and fell on it yesterday and now she is pregnant.
http://www.midnight-ride.com/_themes/midnight-ride-/neoabul1.gif We are getting married in September and we would like it in the garden before we move into the house.
http://www.midnight-ride.com/_themes/midnight-ride-/neoabul1.gifI request permission to remove my drawers in the kitchen.
http://www.midnight-ride.com/_themes/midnight-ride-/neoabul1.gifCan you please tell me when the repairs will be done as my wife is about to become an expectant mother.
http://www.midnight-ride.com/_themes/midnight-ride-/neoabul1.gif...50% of the walls are damp, 50% have crumbling plaster and the rest are plain filthy.
http://www.midnight-ride.com/_themes/midnight-ride-/neoabul1.gifI am still having problems with smoke in my new drawers.
http://www.midnight-ride.com/_themes/midnight-ride-/neoabul1.gifThe toilet is blocked and we cannot bath the children until it is cleared.
http://www.midnight-ride.com/_themes/midnight-ride-/neoabul1.gifWill you please send a man to look at my water, it is a funny colour and not fit to drink.
http://www.midnight-ride.com/_themes/midnight-ride-/neoabul1.gifOur lavatory seat is broken in half and is now in three pieces.
http://www.midnight-ride.com/_themes/midnight-ride-/neoabul1.gifWould you please send a man to mend my spout. I am an old age pensioner and need it badly.
http://www.midnight-ride.com/_themes/midnight-ride-/neoabul1.gifI want to complain about the farmer across the road. Every morning at 4am his cock wakes me up and it's now getting too much for me.
http://www.midnight-ride.com/_themes/midnight-ride-/neoabul1.gifThe man next door has a large erection in the back garden, which is unsightly and dangerous.
http://www.midnight-ride.com/_themes/midnight-ride-/neoabul1.gifOur kitchen floor is damp. We have two children and would like a third so please send someone round to do something about it.
http://www.midnight-ride.com/_themes/midnight-ride-/neoabul1.gifI am a single woman living in a downstairs flat and would you please do something about the noise made by the man I have on top of me every night.
http://www.midnight-ride.com/_themes/midnight-ride-/neoabul1.gifPlease send a man with the right tool to finish the job and satisfy my wife.
http://www.midnight-ride.com/_themes/midnight-ride-/neoabul1.gifI have had a clerk of the works down on the floor six times but I still have no satisfaction.
http://www.midnight-ride.com/_themes/midnight-ride-/neoabul1.gifThis is to let you know that our lavatory seat is broken and we can't get BBC2.
http://www.midnight-ride.com/_themes/midnight-ride-/neoabul1.gifMy bush is really overgrown round the front and my back passage has fungus growing in it.
http://www.midnight-ride.com/_themes/midnight-ride-/neoabul1.gif...and he's got this huge tool that vibrates the whole house and I can't take it any more.
http://www.midnight-ride.com/_themes/midnight-ride-/neoabul1.gifThat is his excuse for dogs mess that I find hard to swallow.
These are letters sent to housing associations and councils throughout the UK:
http://www.midnight-ride.com/_themes/midnight-ride-/neoabul1.gifI want some repairs done to my cooker as it backfired and burnt my knob off.
http://www.midnight-ride.com/_themes/midnight-ride-/neoabul1.gifI wish to complain that my father hurt his ankle very badly when he put his foot in the hole in his back passage.
http://www.midnight-ride.com/_themes/midnight-ride-/neoabul1.gif...and their 18 year-old son is continually banging his balls against my fence.
http://www.midnight-ride.com/_themes/midnight-ride-/neoabul1.gifI wish to report that tiles are missing from the outside toilet roof. I think it was bad wind the other night that blew them off.
http://www.midnight-ride.com/_themes/midnight-ride-/neoabul1.gifMy lavatory seat is cracked, where do I stand?
http://www.midnight-ride.com/_themes/midnight-ride-/neoabul1.gifI am writing on behalf of my sink that is coming away from the wall.
http://www.midnight-ride.com/_themes/midnight-ride-/neoabul1.gifWill you please send someone to mend the garden path. My wife tripped and fell on it yesterday and now she is pregnant.
http://www.midnight-ride.com/_themes/midnight-ride-/neoabul1.gif We are getting married in September and we would like it in the garden before we move into the house.
http://www.midnight-ride.com/_themes/midnight-ride-/neoabul1.gifI request permission to remove my drawers in the kitchen.
http://www.midnight-ride.com/_themes/midnight-ride-/neoabul1.gifCan you please tell me when the repairs will be done as my wife is about to become an expectant mother.
http://www.midnight-ride.com/_themes/midnight-ride-/neoabul1.gif...50% of the walls are damp, 50% have crumbling plaster and the rest are plain filthy.
http://www.midnight-ride.com/_themes/midnight-ride-/neoabul1.gifI am still having problems with smoke in my new drawers.
http://www.midnight-ride.com/_themes/midnight-ride-/neoabul1.gifThe toilet is blocked and we cannot bath the children until it is cleared.
http://www.midnight-ride.com/_themes/midnight-ride-/neoabul1.gifWill you please send a man to look at my water, it is a funny colour and not fit to drink.
http://www.midnight-ride.com/_themes/midnight-ride-/neoabul1.gifOur lavatory seat is broken in half and is now in three pieces.
http://www.midnight-ride.com/_themes/midnight-ride-/neoabul1.gifWould you please send a man to mend my spout. I am an old age pensioner and need it badly.
http://www.midnight-ride.com/_themes/midnight-ride-/neoabul1.gifI want to complain about the farmer across the road. Every morning at 4am his cock wakes me up and it's now getting too much for me.
http://www.midnight-ride.com/_themes/midnight-ride-/neoabul1.gifThe man next door has a large erection in the back garden, which is unsightly and dangerous.
http://www.midnight-ride.com/_themes/midnight-ride-/neoabul1.gifOur kitchen floor is damp. We have two children and would like a third so please send someone round to do something about it.
http://www.midnight-ride.com/_themes/midnight-ride-/neoabul1.gifI am a single woman living in a downstairs flat and would you please do something about the noise made by the man I have on top of me every night.
http://www.midnight-ride.com/_themes/midnight-ride-/neoabul1.gifPlease send a man with the right tool to finish the job and satisfy my wife.
http://www.midnight-ride.com/_themes/midnight-ride-/neoabul1.gifI have had a clerk of the works down on the floor six times but I still have no satisfaction.
http://www.midnight-ride.com/_themes/midnight-ride-/neoabul1.gifThis is to let you know that our lavatory seat is broken and we can't get BBC2.
http://www.midnight-ride.com/_themes/midnight-ride-/neoabul1.gifMy bush is really overgrown round the front and my back passage has fungus growing in it.
http://www.midnight-ride.com/_themes/midnight-ride-/neoabul1.gif...and he's got this huge tool that vibrates the whole house and I can't take it any more.
http://www.midnight-ride.com/_themes/midnight-ride-/neoabul1.gifThat is his excuse for dogs mess that I find hard to swallow.