MickyGixer
15-06-2008, 01:15 AM
:grin2 Well for all you Dad's out there, have a wonderful father's day whether your chidren are near or far............
DAD SAYS...
Don't ask me, ask your mother.
Were you raised in a barn? Close the door.
You didn't beat me. I let you win.
Big boys don't cry.
Don't worry. It's only blood.
I'll play catch after I read the paper.
A little dirt never hurt anyone--just wipe it off..
Get your elbows off the table.
Who said life was supposed to be fair?
You call that a haircut?
"Hey" is for horses.
This will hurt me a lot more than it hurts you.
Turn off those lights. Do you think I am made of money?
Don't give me any of your lip, young lady.
You call that noise "music"?
We're not lost. I'm just not sure where we are.
No, we're not there yet.
Shake it off. It's only pain.
When I was your age ,I treated MY father with respect.
As long as you live under my roof,you'll live by my rules.
I'll tell you why. Because I said so. That's why.
Do what I say, not what I do.
Sit up straight!
So you think you're smart, do you?
What's so funny? Wipe that smile off your face.
Young ladies perspire, they do not sweat.
If I've told you once, I've told you a thousand times
You want something to do? I'll give you something to do.
You should visit more often. Your mother worries.
This is your last warning.
I'm not sleeping, I was watching that channel.
What keeps those jeans of yours from falling off?
I'm not just talking to hear my own voice!
A little pain never hurt anybody.
I knew how to cook when I was your age, young lady!
That's the best way I know to put out an eye!
You could drive a wooden man nuts!
In MY day......
Eat it! It will grow hair on your chest!
Don't forget to check your oil.
If your friend jumped off a bridge would you?
If I didn't love you so much I wouldn't punish you...
Stop crying or I'll give you a reason to cry.
You have things so easy!
When I was your age I had to walk to school in 10 feet of snow up hill both ways!
You're only young once.
You're gonna like it, whether you like it or not!
The early bird gets the worm. Rise and shine!
Don't look at me in that tone of voice!
How many times do I have to pound that into your head?
I'm not lost, it's just over the next hill!
As long as you tried your hardest, that's all that matters.
What do you think this is, your birthday?
Don't believe anything you hear and only half of what you see.
What do you think I am, a bank?
What part of NO don't you understand?
I don't care what other people are doing! I'm not everybody elses father!
You're not leaving my house dressed like that!
Could those sleeves be any longer?
You look like a bag lady!
Hurt much? I didn't feel a thing.
I feel for you, but I can't reach you from here.
Didn't your teacher learn you anything?!
Hey, did you hear me talking to you?
Don't use that tone with me!
Am I talking to a brick wall?
If I catch you doing that one more time, I'll...
Act your age.
Two wrongs do not make a right.
Wipe your feet!
Enough is enough!
Don't make me stop the car!
What did I just get finished telling you?
You know you're always gonna to be Daddy's little girl:grin2
DAD SAYS...
Don't ask me, ask your mother.
Were you raised in a barn? Close the door.
You didn't beat me. I let you win.
Big boys don't cry.
Don't worry. It's only blood.
I'll play catch after I read the paper.
A little dirt never hurt anyone--just wipe it off..
Get your elbows off the table.
Who said life was supposed to be fair?
You call that a haircut?
"Hey" is for horses.
This will hurt me a lot more than it hurts you.
Turn off those lights. Do you think I am made of money?
Don't give me any of your lip, young lady.
You call that noise "music"?
We're not lost. I'm just not sure where we are.
No, we're not there yet.
Shake it off. It's only pain.
When I was your age ,I treated MY father with respect.
As long as you live under my roof,you'll live by my rules.
I'll tell you why. Because I said so. That's why.
Do what I say, not what I do.
Sit up straight!
So you think you're smart, do you?
What's so funny? Wipe that smile off your face.
Young ladies perspire, they do not sweat.
If I've told you once, I've told you a thousand times
You want something to do? I'll give you something to do.
You should visit more often. Your mother worries.
This is your last warning.
I'm not sleeping, I was watching that channel.
What keeps those jeans of yours from falling off?
I'm not just talking to hear my own voice!
A little pain never hurt anybody.
I knew how to cook when I was your age, young lady!
That's the best way I know to put out an eye!
You could drive a wooden man nuts!
In MY day......
Eat it! It will grow hair on your chest!
Don't forget to check your oil.
If your friend jumped off a bridge would you?
If I didn't love you so much I wouldn't punish you...
Stop crying or I'll give you a reason to cry.
You have things so easy!
When I was your age I had to walk to school in 10 feet of snow up hill both ways!
You're only young once.
You're gonna like it, whether you like it or not!
The early bird gets the worm. Rise and shine!
Don't look at me in that tone of voice!
How many times do I have to pound that into your head?
I'm not lost, it's just over the next hill!
As long as you tried your hardest, that's all that matters.
What do you think this is, your birthday?
Don't believe anything you hear and only half of what you see.
What do you think I am, a bank?
What part of NO don't you understand?
I don't care what other people are doing! I'm not everybody elses father!
You're not leaving my house dressed like that!
Could those sleeves be any longer?
You look like a bag lady!
Hurt much? I didn't feel a thing.
I feel for you, but I can't reach you from here.
Didn't your teacher learn you anything?!
Hey, did you hear me talking to you?
Don't use that tone with me!
Am I talking to a brick wall?
If I catch you doing that one more time, I'll...
Act your age.
Two wrongs do not make a right.
Wipe your feet!
Enough is enough!
Don't make me stop the car!
What did I just get finished telling you?
You know you're always gonna to be Daddy's little girl:grin2