Right then...............

[sevenfourate]

First all my Co-op bronze card is behind the bar.Help yourself to a drink but no mickey taking please cause aint exactly flush at the moment.Oh,and you can share one packet of crisps between two !

One of your members just told me to join and post in the "Hello" section.So here i am.................

Me ? 32,biking mad but facing a ban shortly as im in court on April 7th for speeding (95 in a 60 and already got 6 points.DOH !).Still,i done the crime so i guess i'll have to do the time.Was about to buy another road-bike but i think i'll await the out-come of said court appearance yet......

So at the moment i just have a CRM250 in the garage.Two-stroke Honda enduro that drinks petrol and two-stroke oil and wheelies like stink (on private roads of course.....!)


I may see some of you at Snetterton on the 27/28 when i gather one of the moderators is racing - steel framed CBR class i think ?).Well dont get too drunk on me :D

[Biker Dude]

U follow orders well my young pad-o-wan :D:D Welcome to the forum, i'll be a good boy and 'ave a pepsi!

[jag-wire]

HELLO 748.
Nothing impresses a judge more than telling them you've sold the
offending bike. Also if you've got big enough balls do what I did, after
hearing everyone spilling their guts about how they can't do without their
licence because of this and that and charity and taking the disabled out
and so on, and still getting banned. When the judge asked me I said
I didn't really need a car at the moment as I worked from home, and
I wasn't that bothered whether he banned me or not.
He just fined me heftely and I drove off home. Ha

The Crime:
126mph on the motorway....that's proper speeding

[Biker Dude]

thats scary.......judge must have got sum the night b4!

[sevenfourate]

jag-wire - Thanks for the info,i might try that then.....er.NOT !

What was your fine BTW ?

[jag-wire]

Jeez it was a long time ago. The reason I was speeding was I'd just
bought a brand new Cavalier SRI on a J Plate. I was taking this girl
home, when she asked if we could go skinny dipping at Southend, Well
I wasn't going to hang about was I, Ha.

[Tark]

It is me thats racing. I will have a Coke too! :wink:

And I am Also in court this Thursday so any advice would be nice!

I am in for Due care, but as I have only had my licence for a year and 1/2 if I get 6 points then I can say goodbye! :cry:

[Spider]

lol ill av a er na i ll av a arrr feck it ill av a coke!


only been caught speeding once that was doing 90 in a 30 past a speed camera but it didnt go off! copper asked me how faST I WAS going i said 40 lol he said bit faster than that me thinks i said ok maybe a little and he said ok watch ur speed m8 and off u go i was like SWEEET only decent copper ive met! and oh i got nicked on a DR250 when i was 16 and well after making me hang on for 6 months all they did was gimmmie a warning so im a lucky bastard!

welcome to the forum m8

[t1gg3r]

ello 748 :)

remember to check addys before emailing :lol:

you do realise mailing the wrong person is now known as doing a 748 lol

welcome aboard

[Biker Dude]

you do realise mailing the wrong person is now known as doing a 748


LMAO.... we do now!

[sevenfourate]

OH FLIPPIN GREAT - ive been here two days and already im the laughing stock of the whole forum and my username is now a shorthand term for a complete c0ck-up ! Fan-bloomin-tastic...........thanks Tigg3r !

My reputation obviously precedes me :shock:

Good luck with the racing Tark - im sure i'll see you there.

[gixer400]

welcome. im not laughin cos i dont understand :? anyway. crap news bout the possible ban. id hate that! ive never been stopped (touch wood) but i was gettin eyed up by four cops in a land rover. thats the closest ive been.

[Tark]

LOL.

I dont get it either.

And i only just worked out how your name is 748!

Now I am the Laughing stock! :roll:

LOL

See you at Snett 748! :wink:

[sevenfourate]

Well Tigg3r was on MSN chatting to me,when THREE times i tried to send an email to him and was actually sending it to someone completely different.I was wondering why he wasnt getting it and was slagging off my email provider sommit rotten !!!!! Luckily wasnt to much to personal in the email and i knew the other receipient well enough to explain what the hell i had done.

remember to check addys before emailing

Hence the quote from Tigg3r.And as im "748" any email c0ck-ups are in future are to be known as 748's !!!!!!!

Still with me........??????

Yep - deffo see you all at Snetterton.

[gixer400]

ahhhh. now you put it like that

[Tark]

Oh ok then.

I have done a few 748's in my time. Not to mention the old txt messages meant for other women straight to my GF! :roll:

[gixer400]

ohhh. thats grounds for her to makes your ****** hurt more than mine when i fell off my bike and it somehow went in the air while i was laying under it and it crushed me tatters something rotten!! :oops:

[sevenfourate]

LMAO - dangerous tools in the wrong hands all this modern hi-tec stuff eh !

Saw you aint done Snett before.Hmmmmmmm.Personally i think you'll hate it as a racer then.Done a few t/days there cause its my most local track and personally i dont mind it - but for a racer youll be bored stoooopid.No point me telling yer cause im sure youll know more after one lap than ive learnt in a lifetime.Just watch the cold left side of the tyre on the chicane before the start/finish straight ! If i had a penny for every "off" ive seen there i,well i,errrrrr,what im trying to say is i wouldnt be writing this if it wernt a trouble-some spot ! Beware.................

How many's going BTW ?

[Tark]

LOL.

I have raced there before but thanks for the info! :lol:

[Biker Dude]

Just watch the cold left side of the tyre on the chicane before the start/finish straight


That would be russels and is where we'll be standing/sitting!

[sevenfourate]

...........dressed as the grim-reaper no doubt !

[Tark]

Hopefully my suspension settup will be better and the rebound wont want to bounce me out of my seat this year! :roll:

[Biker Dude]

...........dressed as the grim-reaper no doubt !
now there's a thourght!!!

[Dan]

Hi 748 - welcome to the mad house.
Sorry to hear you got caught speeding, hope it all goes ok.

See you at Snett - sounds like theres quite a few people coming this year! :lol:

[sevenfourate]

Hi Dan,
"Welcome to the Madhouse".Mmmmmmm.....................

Seems i'll fit in just fine then.I got a beer from the fridge,i got my feet on the chair - im at home already here :o

Pretty cool site.Very freindly.Its all good.Yep see you at Snetterton i expect.Looking forward to it.

[Biker Dude]

*waits for thanks from dan for getting new mebers*

[sevenfourate]

Buy me a pint and a pie at Snetterton and i'll put in a good word for yer...

[Biker Dude]

hummm.... nah!

[Spider]

lol if all goes well i mihgt be buying u all a pint n pie! dam checque wants to come thro

[Biker Dude]

buy me bacon! The food stall is on the way to the track side.... which is 50 meters from where we're campin :D:D

[Spider]

lol yer will do m8 DAM CHECQUE COME ON! GOT HUNGRY BIKRS WAITING ON YOU!

[Biker Dude]

and hungry biker stomaches!

[Spider]

lol if it dont come i thin we should all take a trip to the insurence company office! and demand it!