Becky B
21-07-2008, 10:44 AM
There are two statues in a park; one of a nude
man and one of a nude woman. They had been facing each other
across a pathway for a hundred years, when one day an angel comes
down from the sky and, with a single gesture, brings the two to life.
The angel tells them, 'As a reward for being
so patient through a hundred blazing summers and dismal
winters, you have been given life for thirty minutes to do what you've
wished to do the most.'
He looks at her, she looks at him, and they go
running behind the shrubbery.
The angel waits patiently as the bushes rustle
and giggling ensues.
After fifteen minutes, the two return, out of
breath and laughing.
The angel tells them, 'Um, you have fifteen
minutes left, would you care to do it again?'
He asks her 'Shall we?'
She eagerly replies, 'Oh, yes, let's! But
let's change positions. This time, I'll hold the pigeon
down and you $**t on its
head.'
----------------AND WHAT WERE YOU THINKING????
man and one of a nude woman. They had been facing each other
across a pathway for a hundred years, when one day an angel comes
down from the sky and, with a single gesture, brings the two to life.
The angel tells them, 'As a reward for being
so patient through a hundred blazing summers and dismal
winters, you have been given life for thirty minutes to do what you've
wished to do the most.'
He looks at her, she looks at him, and they go
running behind the shrubbery.
The angel waits patiently as the bushes rustle
and giggling ensues.
After fifteen minutes, the two return, out of
breath and laughing.
The angel tells them, 'Um, you have fifteen
minutes left, would you care to do it again?'
He asks her 'Shall we?'
She eagerly replies, 'Oh, yes, let's! But
let's change positions. This time, I'll hold the pigeon
down and you $**t on its
head.'
----------------AND WHAT WERE YOU THINKING????