BOXER
22-08-2008, 07:05 PM
Tesco`s have got a new machine that checks urine samples and can diagnose any condition.
My mate bob went with a sore elbow. The computer printout read " you have tennis elbow. Soak it in warm water and avoid heavy work for two weeks" impressed, Bob wondered if he could fool the machine. He mixed tapwater with dog poo, urine samples from his wife and daughter, and then pleasured himself into the mixture.
When he tipped it into the machine the next day, the printout read; 1, Your tap water is to hard,use softener. 2; Your dog has ringworm, give it antibiotics. 3; Your daughter is on cocaine,get her to rehab. 4; Your wife is expecting twins,not yours so get a lawyer. 5; If you keep playing with yourself,your elbow wont get better.
Thank You for shopping at Tescos.
My mate bob went with a sore elbow. The computer printout read " you have tennis elbow. Soak it in warm water and avoid heavy work for two weeks" impressed, Bob wondered if he could fool the machine. He mixed tapwater with dog poo, urine samples from his wife and daughter, and then pleasured himself into the mixture.
When he tipped it into the machine the next day, the printout read; 1, Your tap water is to hard,use softener. 2; Your dog has ringworm, give it antibiotics. 3; Your daughter is on cocaine,get her to rehab. 4; Your wife is expecting twins,not yours so get a lawyer. 5; If you keep playing with yourself,your elbow wont get better.
Thank You for shopping at Tescos.