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gsxrjonny
31-08-2008, 09:05 PM
3 men are on top of the Empire state building.

1st one says "bet you $100, that i can run and jump of the side of the builing and not fall!!"

2nd man say "easy money...your on!!"

So the man takes a run up and leaps of the side of the building.....

.....but he doesn't fall, he hovers there for a few seconds, then lands back on the ledge.

"That's amazing!!" said the 2nd man, "but how did you NOT fall?" he asks.

"Well" said the 1st man "it's all to do with the hot-air currents coming up from the streets below"

The second man pulls out $100 and gives it to the 1st.

"tell you what says the 1st man"....you try and i'll double your money.

The second man says "well if you can float on those air currents, then so can i!!!!" and leaps off the side of the building crashing to his death on the road below.......

The 3rd man looks over the edge and says..."YOU ARE A BASTARD SOMETIMES SUPER MAN!!!!!"