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troutslayer
18-05-2004, 05:18 PM
over the last few days i seem to have been working in essex, around the romford/hornchurch area... this weather dont half bring out the ladies and they're skimpies eh? top crumpet!
Biker Dude
18-05-2004, 07:58 PM
:lol: sunny day shelas
mmm... yer! Just don't do what I did today (got away with it though)! :)
Well... I was in school, my missis wants to come round, so my mate gives her a lift in his car and they follow me! I forget and start checking out the talent as normal... such a near miss, could have really got in some deep poo poo then!
Biker Dude
19-05-2004, 05:04 PM
LOL... lucky man.
I'm allowed to look as much as i want. She knows she's the only person for me. It's like window shopping. Look but don't touch :o :o
ah, see, my lady knows of my past.... :roll: 8) :)
Biker Dude
19-05-2004, 05:20 PM
lol....been known to stray off the ranch have we cow boy?
not heard it put like that before, but yes, i suppose you could say that!!!
Only a few times though... :oops: :wink: :roll: :)
I dont need to look else where as my Lil Sammy is So hot! Not to mention the best person I have ever met! :wink:
:sick: :sick: :sick: :sick: :sick: :sick: :sick: :sick: :sick: :sick: :sick: :sick: :sick: :sick: :sick: :sick: :sick: :sick: :sick: :sick: :sick: :sick: :sick: :sick: :sick: :sick: :sick: :sick: :sick: :sick: :sick: :sick: :sick: :sick: :sick: :sick: :sick: :sick: :sick: :sick: :sick: :sick: :sick: :sick: :sick: :sick: :sick: :sick: :sick: :sick: :sick: :sick: :sick: :sick: :sick: :sick: :sick: :sick: :sick: :sick: :sick: :sick: :sick: :sick: :sick: :sick:
:P :lol: :wink:
Need I say any more...?!
ah, it's sweet really... :)
Well its all true! :wink:
sammy
19-05-2004, 08:43 PM
AAHHH thanx baby!! I love you too!!!
N I dont need to stray either coz you soooooo sexy xx
Biker Dude
19-05-2004, 09:01 PM
dammit.......where the hell's sarah when i need her.. :roll:
LIL off topic aren't we??
... hehe... i know!!! :wink: :D :lol:
OK, think this is enough mushy-ness!!! :D
sammy
19-05-2004, 09:08 PM
Ha! Your only jelous !!! :lol:
You all know if you take the Mick out of anything I say I will just Edit your asses!
Free speach my ass! :twisted:
Hell yer!!! I want Mark!!! :( :( :( :cry: :cry: :cry:
:wink: :lol:
And I didn't even Edit that! :shock:
well, u know... :wink: :lol:
Just can't help my feelings! :cry:
LOL!
Biker Dude
19-05-2004, 09:18 PM
LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!! I want mod status!! Dan's never here and Tark can't alwaysbe here..
I live here.. (like it sez over <--- there) Give me mod status!!
....LOL!
I'm only a 400cc racer!!! :(
Plus I've been here longer than most of you lot!!! (Maybe apart from Jamie, he was old skool)!
The time you have been here should have some weighting, not just posts!!! That's... erm... I dunno... bad!!! :P
Biker Dude
19-05-2004, 09:28 PM
Plus I've been here longer than most of you lot!!! (Maybe apart from Jamie, he was old skool)!
The time you have been here should have some weighting, not just posts!!! That's... erm... I dunno... bad!!! :P
He He He.... OLD SKOOL :D
I disagree mate. I think it should be done on time and activity. No point givng sum1 like fubar mod status coz he been here 4eva, coz he's never online to be a mod......if u get me drift
yer, true true!
I agree, time should be considered too though... what you reckon Mark?
Uncle Mark, "I reckon this is off the topic and you should both be beaten with big sticks and I will tell you to smeg off, cos I want the power!!! So I will lock this topic as it is so far off the topic!"
:wink: :wink: :wink: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Only yankin ya plank! Love you really!!!
This isn't funny anymore!
I haven't editied one post in this topic and Jims is Giving me a bad name!
The topic was about Girlies in the hot weather. And we were well on topic until you started messing about.
Jims. Stop pretending I have been editing your posts! Thats quite a pain in the arse! :x
So back to topic!
Anyone seen any Hotties out in the sun this week?? :twisted:
Biker Dude
20-05-2004, 12:19 PM
ho ho ho ho ..... they out in force aren't they!
Spider
20-05-2004, 02:35 PM
Ok Imagine! Page 3 Girls Lying There In The Hot Summer Weather In Tight White Shirts! Then I ComeRunning Along And Chuck a Bucket Of Water OVa Them Arrr WOt A Sight!
Biker Dude
20-05-2004, 03:11 PM
humm...nice as it would be, i think u've been single for too long!
LOL!
Alright then Mark, sorry... :? :oops:
Yes, you are a good moderator, only mucking about! And it just had to be done!!!
hmmm... didn't see many today, it rained a bit!!! maybe that's why... :roll:
Spider
20-05-2004, 05:56 PM
lol single officailly but i have my conquests that come for weekly visists to get them a peice of tha playa spider! yer !
Doninha Princesa
22-05-2004, 01:54 PM
over the last few days i seem to have been working in essex, around the romford/hornchurch area... this weather dont half bring out the ladies and they're skimpies eh? top crumpet!
LOL trust you guys, mind you, i cant comment, im guilty of a bit of skimpy tops. no way im walking from the bus stop to work in anything but a strappy top. Mind you burnt shoulders have taught me a lesson :?
Trout, you been in Romford and didnt tell me? :shock: :(
Jay, you know you can look but if you ever touched, well your bike would be in a LOT of peices :wink: :P :D :lol:
troutslayer
22-05-2004, 03:33 PM
i was in Romford 3 days on the trot....
i sent a txt to ya mum!
Biker Dude
23-05-2004, 06:41 PM
Jay, you know you can look but if you ever touched, well your bike would be in a LOT of peices :wink: :P :D :lol:
Hummm, wich bike would u be talking about... just so i know if its worth the risk.. :lol: :lol:
LOL......U know i'd never do it, Love you too much!! I'm not like a certain member that goes off the ranch every now and again am i JIMS!!!
LOL......U know i'd never do it, Love you too much!! I'm not like a certain member that goes off the ranch every now and again am i JIMS!!!
.....ME?!!?? with my reputation....?!?!?!
.... BINGO!!!! :twisted: :lol:
Doninha Princesa
24-05-2004, 09:39 AM
Hummm, wich bike would u be talking about... just so i know if its worth the risk.. :lol: :lol:
LOL......U know i'd never do it, Love you too much!! I'm not like a certain member that goes off the ranch every now and again am i JIMS!!!
:shock: Worth the risk? All of em! lol. Actually it wouldnt be the bikes id be after ......... :wink: :D
U know im only kidding. xxx
Spider
24-05-2004, 10:36 AM
well i got a visit from trouty! very nice guy brought me loadsa beers cheers m8 drinkin em now! ;) next time he comes down maybe ill have a bike and we can all go for a ride! i like his stories of flying on a zx7 was it or was it a 6 u said! alll good!
troutslayer
24-05-2004, 03:14 PM
hahahah! yes, it would seem i got airborne on the zxr750, which was quite novel as i was alongside a mate of mine at the time (i was just creeping past...) and we were both doin xxx mph (had just snatched 6th after bouncing off the limiter in 5th)...
absolutely destroyed my tax disk holder, it was mounted on the swingarm, but sticking upwards... the rear suspension compressed sooo much that the tax disk holder hit the subframe and bent i half! :shock:
oh a happy day it was!! probably quite lucky not to destroy the swingarm or wheel spindle or summat like that!
quote of the day went to a young lad who met us all for a 10 mile stretch of beautiful fast roads (where i went airborne), he was in souped up pug 306... "i dont mind being overtaken by sports bikes, but doing it on one wheel just takes the ****!"
:lol: :lol:
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