Spanky
08-02-2005, 12:44 PM
This is all true...
I invented the character SPANKY (way before the cartoon thing) but its not as exciting as you would think...
When I was at collage in Newcastle a bunch of us started a 5 a side footy team and we called us SPANKTRUMPETS.. why I here you ask!! Well it was because we were hard as fcuk and loud .. SPANK as in ill spank ya and trumpet as in noisy trumpet gob****e.
However our footy team was **** and I mean ****, right at the very bottom lost every game and had more fights than we scored goals.
So spanktrumpets were 5 losers (get my drift) and a SPANKY is one.
now I’m mid 30 and I use spanktrumpet to cover anything really from a Top bloke to a Knob Head (a spanky also represents one of the lads)
Confused I hope so. Because we couldn’t understand how 5 really loud & hard lads could lose at 5 a side footy to loads skinny swoty fagots.. might have had something to do with the fact, that by the end of most games we were left with only the goaly.
Anyway like Christianity word spreads and I’ve seen spanky and spanktrumpet used everywhere, on TV, viz blah blah blah
Well now you know the truth.. and thanks I’ve just had great time remembering them good old days and I’m typing this up with a nice grin across my chops.. …. Oh my god I am getting bad bike withdraw symptoms this year…ROLL ON THE 19th March
Go out and spread the word and the word is SPANKTRUMPET my spanky’s
I invented the character SPANKY (way before the cartoon thing) but its not as exciting as you would think...
When I was at collage in Newcastle a bunch of us started a 5 a side footy team and we called us SPANKTRUMPETS.. why I here you ask!! Well it was because we were hard as fcuk and loud .. SPANK as in ill spank ya and trumpet as in noisy trumpet gob****e.
However our footy team was **** and I mean ****, right at the very bottom lost every game and had more fights than we scored goals.
So spanktrumpets were 5 losers (get my drift) and a SPANKY is one.
now I’m mid 30 and I use spanktrumpet to cover anything really from a Top bloke to a Knob Head (a spanky also represents one of the lads)
Confused I hope so. Because we couldn’t understand how 5 really loud & hard lads could lose at 5 a side footy to loads skinny swoty fagots.. might have had something to do with the fact, that by the end of most games we were left with only the goaly.
Anyway like Christianity word spreads and I’ve seen spanky and spanktrumpet used everywhere, on TV, viz blah blah blah
Well now you know the truth.. and thanks I’ve just had great time remembering them good old days and I’m typing this up with a nice grin across my chops.. …. Oh my god I am getting bad bike withdraw symptoms this year…ROLL ON THE 19th March
Go out and spread the word and the word is SPANKTRUMPET my spanky’s