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Biker Dude
13-05-2005, 09:56 PM
Have to own up and say i found this on another site, but it's too good to miss....enjoy.



Ok had to tell you all this story... On my way home from work decided I couldn't be assed to cook dinner so stopped of at local MaccyD's for food, as I'm heading back to my bike some chav's in there xr3i are making comments about how I should get a real car and leave the kiddie bikes alone.... I have a ZX6R not a moped, so this ****ed me off but not rising to the childish taunts I got on my bike and was about to ride off when one of them called me a cnut on a moped.... TOO FAR CHAV, so I then proceeded to mock his slow ass piece of plastic coated trash and baited him into a burn.

Once around the car park, this is a business park kinda area so its car park goes around the outside of the shops. So we pull up to the edge of MaccyD's, he starts what I can only guess was revving his car I blipped the throttle and when his mote shouted GO off he roared around the corner whilst I just sat there on my bike watching him wheel spin round the corner doing 50 in a 20mph area.... Anyone wanna guess what I knew and he didn't

POLICE sat round the corner watching the duel carridgeway opposite the business park. I count down to about 20 seconds pull off slowly around the corner to see 2 Chavs standing by ther xr3i having a nice chat with 2 of wiltshires finest

Today I have that warm glow that only *Censored*g a chav over brings to my soul

LIFE IS GOOD PEOPLE

Ride-or-die
13-05-2005, 09:59 PM
good to see the chavs got what they deserve, silly chavs, dont play with bikers!!!

stu600cc
13-05-2005, 10:17 PM
lmfao Quaility

Juvenilerider
14-05-2005, 05:44 PM
lol :D that's brilliant, i do like a bit of justice, especially when chavs are involved!

kasandrich
14-05-2005, 06:48 PM
Soopky! I read that on Grey 400's earlier too!

Luke
30-05-2005, 12:10 AM
:lol: Funny thing is, your bike could cain their car anyday...

Simon
25-06-2005, 01:49 PM
nothing gives me more pleasure than seeing two burberry cladded chavs emptying their pockets onto the bonnet of a squad car :lol:

{EB}er's

ProdigyPete
11-07-2005, 02:11 PM
Brought a right lump to me trousers...possibly the best Story Ecer Told!

Biker Dude
11-07-2005, 05:11 PM
lol.. i dunno the authour but i'd buy him a pint...

Jims
24-07-2005, 04:28 PM
lol!

that's quality!!!

becky
01-08-2005, 01:40 PM
oh thats funny lol :lol:

Hells
25-08-2005, 08:04 AM
:lol: top stuff :lol:

Jadekenyon
03-09-2005, 08:42 PM
that sounds like chavs to me! which reminds me, clio sport filled wit chavs tried racing me n me dad on a dual carriage way of course we burn em off! howeva just over the brow of a hill theres a camera, we slow down as the clio wizzes past wot a sahme as he flies thru da camera! n it flashes hehe!

as the saying goes 2 wheels are better than 4!

SonOfABiker
03-09-2005, 08:58 PM
brought this one back from the dead somewhat didnt ya :lol:

Jadekenyon
03-09-2005, 09:01 PM
brought this one back from the dead somewhat didnt ya :lol:

lol its just a classic i fink! :lol: n ive fallen off a bike a few times lol n nearly dropped a bike! its a buggar wen u come of tho as ya cant move da next day :cry: lol

SonOfABiker
03-09-2005, 09:39 PM
You know it. lol

Funnily enough, i cant fall off for a while thankfully..only because my bikes about as good as DEAD in its grave...sitting in a garage hoping the garage can put some life back into it..sold a dud bike..not amused... :evil:

Jadekenyon
03-09-2005, 09:42 PM
lol well as me dads saying goes he says ur only allowed to fall off 3 times so its a good job its in da garage lol just kiddin. but i wudent stand for bein sold a dud bike! :o get em told!

SonOfABiker
03-09-2005, 09:56 PM
We're waiting for the results of the guy in the garage ripping it to bits..and then im going to go mental at the bloke who sold it. he said it was fine, just needed an MOT and service to go through..and now it needs what my bike i decided NOT to fix needed! so now i can choose which bike i want to fix, it'll probz cost the same..sod it..ill fix the one in the garage now..my insurance is covering it..i aint wasting money transferring it back...

BUT that guy is going to get my minds worth..i promise that!

and i feel off twice whilst riding a moped, once in pitch black and my bikes back wheel locked up..and the other in snow..do they count?

lol i hope not :oops:

Jadekenyon
03-09-2005, 10:38 PM
speaking of comming off bikes my near moment was goin round devils elbow, too fast (oops) with target fixation! jesus christ! nearly crashed into a Y reg black peugeot 206! thats wot u call near collision! n a perfect example of target fixation- knowin the make, model, n reg of a car! and dont forget da colour! hehe lol :oops: