kasandrich
14-06-2005, 10:41 AM
A husband and wife decided they needed to use "code" words*indicate*that*they wanted to have sex without letting their children in on it.
They decided on the word "Typewriter."
One day the husband told his five year old daughter, "Go tell*mummy that daddy needs to type a letter."*
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The child told her mother what her dad said, and her*mum* responded, "Tell*daddy that he can't type a letter right now cause there is a*red ribbon in the typewriter."
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The child went back to tell her*father what*mummy*had said.
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A few days later the*mum told the daughter, "Tell daddy that he can*type that letter now if he wants to."
The child told her father, returned to her mother and announced,*"Daddy said never mind with the typewriter, he has already written the*letter by hand now!"
They decided on the word "Typewriter."
One day the husband told his five year old daughter, "Go tell*mummy that daddy needs to type a letter."*
*
The child told her mother what her dad said, and her*mum* responded, "Tell*daddy that he can't type a letter right now cause there is a*red ribbon in the typewriter."
*
The child went back to tell her*father what*mummy*had said.
*
A few days later the*mum told the daughter, "Tell daddy that he can*type that letter now if he wants to."
The child told her father, returned to her mother and announced,*"Daddy said never mind with the typewriter, he has already written the*letter by hand now!"