Chavs/Peds - Serious Comedy

[Juvenilerider]

:D Just wanted to tell everyone this because it lightened up my day, riding home from work, sitting at the Army and Navy waiting to pull out when 5 chavs on peds went round the roundabout, with their feet on the pillion pegs at the back of the bikes, and chins on the clocks, actually trying to tuck in :D because it matters?! I followed them down Baddow road just for the sheer comedy factor.. didn't go above, 32-33mph :D i know i shouldn't joke because im only on a 125 but it really made me smile :D made me feel like a proper biker for once :D :oops: lol....

and, why do bikes have petrol overflows? or is that just my brilliant bike?

[ProdigyPete]

Ha ha ha Bloody Chavs

What Petrol Overflow then?

Had a cool Ride to Heybridge Basin today, pretty cool but none of the Roads are straight enough to over take Sunday Drivers...or perhaps its still Chicken Sh*t New Rider Syndrome that I still have, followed some old boy on a V-Max for 10 minutes.

[Juvenilerider]

yeah, the chavs were funny,

What Petrol Overflow then?


dunno, got home after filling the tank up to the top, left it in the drive for 10minutes, and when i came back there was a puddle of petrol that had dripped out of a little rubber overflow under the rear brake lever

[Lateshift]

Quite a few bikes have them, its normally for overspill that doesnt quite make it into the tank but sits inside the tank cover.

Its also for the overpressure, specifically when on a hot day the pressure can build up inside the tank, it has two choices, through the top of the tank (bad!) or down a breather/overflow and out onto the road away from the engine (good!).

:)

[Juvenilerider]

that's alright then :) aslong as it wasnt just needlessly wasting my hard earned petrol lol

[Ride-or-die]

this lateshift guy is full of knowledge, hes a new but key asset. spot on fella, now can i kill those chavs, im so in the mood!!!

[r6paul]

Like i've been saying to everyone. We should listen to the Simpsons, and take on some of their ideas.

They had 'whacking day', and we should have a 'chaving day' where its a legal, national beat the chav up with a stick or what ever leathal, sharp, stabbing thing you can find.

Everyones problems sorted.

[Biker Dude]

lmfao.... i'm up for that...i think i got a nc30 frame sumwhere i can use lol

[Ride-or-die]

gaz has a baseball bat in his hallway, i chose my 3 iron!!

[Gazdaman]

That's the chavball bat.

Chavs on peds are always up for a race, funny thing is you don't tell them you're still in 1st gear.

Gaz

[r6paul]

Hummmm me have a plan. Anyone fancy helping me build a chav-beating bat mobil out of the CG? Attach a few air riffles to the handle bars, a pitch fork to the front mudguard, Knifes to the wheels like spurs etc etc

[Robocobb]

Guys, call me naive, (one at a time please :) ) chavs they may be but they are still on two wheels. Yes they **** you off and look ridiculous but they are surely still a member of the PTW (powered two wheelers as the government call it) family :?: Comments :!:

PS They are definately funny when they are screaming down hill in top with feet on back pegs and chin on the clocks doing 30 ish and you scream past at ahem 60 mph :wink: thats funny, so if it wasnt for chavs that would be one less thing to make me laugh :D

[gixer400]

this is so funny. i saw a pizza delivery boy riding around like this. as i nearly overtook him on my pushbike. they just look like fools. even my minimoto can go faster than them and ive got nothing to tuck behind so i dont have to try.

[Lateshift]

:shock:

PED LOVER!!!! BURN HIM :D

Motorcylists they are not, humorous entertainment they most certainly area :D


Nothing better than seeing a Chav or even a Chavette as can be the case in this crazy PC world, it often makes me shake my head in disbelief when i see one up front and watch at how they ride :D


Even better is watching them dice with death when going through the traffic, no idea whatsoever, thinking they are billy big ******** until a bike pulls up along side them.

Then when you are side by side, as they sit revving their hair dryer at you like some yapping little Yorkshire Terrier,

You let fly with an almighty 9krpm blast on a carbon shot-gunned Mille, they reply with yet more buzzing frustration, the lights change and they are off!!!!!!!!!!!

Sod it i will give them the first 100 yards anyway as its going to take that long to get into 2nd :D :D

Thats entertainment!

[Juvenilerider]

:D :D yeah, what lateshift said, given, my bike sounds like a hair drier too, all be a bit a slightly deeped toned hair drier, but they just provide humour!

I stand at work looking out into the shopping centre in stitches trying to imagine what they think they look like when they look in a mirror wearing their babyblue tracksuits, and bling :D as much as they annoy me, it'd be a shame if they weren't around because who would we laugh at then? lol.

[Robocobb]

Yeah, now whats that all about. Ive got teknic one piece, matching gloves, alpine stars boots and suomy lid all told about £800, and to be honest id have it no other way, it saved my arse when I bounced off the tarmac. Why do these guys all wear the same trackie and bling :?: :?: :?: Is this ped boy (and girl) style 8)

[Robocobb]

ps lateshift im not necessarily a ped lover :? i just think two wheels good four wheels bad :D (for those educated amongst us) :D

Id rather get annoyed with white van driving, mobile phone using fanta drinking its my lane even though im in both of them and theres no hand signals coz im a tosser bastard AAArrrggghhhh :evil: oops, now you can see why chavs dont bother me. I need to chill :D

[Juvenilerider]

exactly, i think they annoy me more on mopeds because they think they're invincible, adidas trousers and tshirts make them gods apparently :?

and, yeah you're right, cars suck too, but if cars are the enemy, chavs are mearly training to the enemy, because i gurantee come 17, the ped will disapear and be exchanged for a saxo or golf :evil: which annoys me more, because now they are invincible compared to us, and their brain cell doesnt let them think far enough ahead to care about knocking bikers off

[ProdigyPete]

How they twist the Throttle with all of them BIG CHUNKY Rings on is beyond me.

I can see Shoei or Arai catering for these little No-Biked Gimboidz

by bringing out a Burberry Lid!

[Juvenilerider]

by bringing out a Burberry Lid!

LMAO! :D love it, and you know it'd sell :D

[r6paul]

^^^^^

LOL sam, have you already ordered yours? :lol:


Paul

[Juvenilerider]

yeah, got my name on a set of Burrberry leathers too :D lol. and Gold boots

[gixer400]

right then everyone. we need your support, order your wristband today from chavbands.com or find them on ebay to help rid out planet of this plague http://images5.theimagehosting.com/chavband.JPG (http://www.theimagehosting.com)

ive got mine. have you?

[Juvenilerider]

:D :D :D :D :D i want one more than anything in the world :D :D :D :D :D

[2E]

I wud just like to say in my defence....that i ride a moped but AM not a chav....good idea from Odd tho...ANTI-CHAV bike??

Like to see modifications of bike paul lol...

Could be a good project..

Tooey

[becky]

arnt most of them riding those RS aprillias as as they turn 17 now