Plate Slogans...

[Biker Dude]

ok, here's your chance to add something funny to the ever growing list of number plate slogans.

I'll start the ball rolling with:

"if you can see this, i've lost my caravan"
"WARNING - safety camera tester at work"

[Juvenilerider]

"if you can read this, im still in first gear"

"my other toy's got tits"

[Biker Dude]

"my other toy is a 12 inch dil*o" - that was on a birds sv650 LOL

[Biker Dude]

i love this 1......


"Designed by a genius, built by craftsmen, ridden by a twat"

[r6paul]

Stolen of Biker_Dude, and i'm going to post it before he does :twisted:

Designed by a genius, built by craftsmen, ridden by a twat


I love that one, am going to get it later on in life

[r6paul]

Damn that long post, you beat me to it :lol:

[Biker Dude]

lol... i so knew what u were gonna do b4 u did!

[Gazdaman]

Restricted to 146bhp, please pass.

It shrunk in the wash - best suited for a small plate.

Gaz

[ProdigyPete]

I saw some guy at Brands yesterday with a back Of T-Shirt slogan saying


"If You Can Read This The B*tch Has Fallen Off"

did make me laugh in the Q for a Burger

[Robocobb]

Funniest ive ever seen (although not as topical now)

"Today I are mostly doin wheelies"

or

As cited on my TT

"Smart like a donkey, hung like a Einstein"

[Biker Dude]

"Smart like a donkey, hung like a Einstein"

mfao...... i love that

[2E]

Heres the funniest one i've seen as of yet.

'Horn broken, watch for finger!'

that was on the back of a lorry lol. :D

http://license-plate-world.com/FUN_EAT-ME-MIRRORED.jpg


That one is reasonably funny as well...lol but these are from the net.

http://license-plate-world.com/FUN_KEEP_HONKING_BUDDY.jpg

Can't be bothered to find any more, but if i come across some ill post them here.

Tooey

[Juvenilerider]

saw a bird with,

..."I've got PMS and a handgun - any questions?"

... on her car once lol