Dumped!!!

[superstacker]

Lads, I will first tell you my story, then you must all tell me yours to make me feel better. Deal?

ok read on.....

Been seeing a girl for a few months now, had a few little arguments and stuff, but basically going ok. We had a chat a few weeks ago about how she was worried about it being too serious too quickly. So we agreed to take it slow.

I get a phone call on saturday night........she wants a break!!! Now we are all aware that a break means its over, and this phone call was a few minutes before my saturday night drinking began. So i politely :? told her to **** off while i got drunk.

Decided to ring her today and ask her the reasons for this "break" etc.

Her reason.... "She had stuff on". :shock:

No further explanation then that, and she couldnt understand why i was ****ed off as we were "taking it slow"

Am i the only person that doesnt see the reasoning?

Ok i need any other naff exscuses below. Make me feel better guys.

Any single girls about??? :lol:

[Biker Dude]

dude... don't even try to understand the female mind, you'll only drive yourself insane. This i learnt the hard way! :cry:

[stu600cc]

Never mind pal tey're all the same. Treat em mean keep em kean it works trust

[Lateshift]

Plenty more dragons in the caves fella ;)

Sorry to be blunter than a blunt thing, but that sounds more like a case of " I am shagging someone else now and i havent got the bottle to tell you" ;)

I could be way off mark to be honest, however if everything is working fine then it shouldnt need fixing should it.

Drop kick her well into touch and score something else.



End of puns and corny analogies :D

[Ride-or-die]

go and bang some beaver my friend. your a young dude, sod that woman many more out there, trust me ive been well depressed when i lost a girl last year, just asked racemensee, he well helped me out through, it, just get with ya mates and get on your bike and your'll realise its not the end of the world

[superstacker]

Well heres the thing, after i dropped the bike on the ride out, and tooeymaster crashed his moped into it, i havent been biking for a while, partially because she didnt like bikes and she was taking up a small wedge of my fundage.

I should hopefully have another bike by October, so yeah ill be on it and forgetting about it. (Need to spend 6 weeks in Northern ireland to save for it)

[stu600cc]

Lateshifts right she probaly shagging someone else with more money. Theres only a few that want you for you. Like the song goes ( Breaks into song) " Girls don't like boys, Girl's like cars and money" lalala and so on

[ProdigyPete]

Mate just think of all the Money you can save, I tell you what I wouldn't have been able to do my DAS course and buy my Bike if I had a woman on the go!

Been on a couple of dates mind, don't get me wrong and then I get home and think Hmmmm I won't be able to afford Car/Bike/Girl..... Ditch the Girl, Bikes R More fun and you can ride them any time you like :wink:

...and they don't argue

[2E]

[quote="superstacker"]Well heres the thing, after i dropped the bike on the ride out, and tooeymaster crashed his moped into it, i havent been biking for a while

You just wont let that drop will you? Oh well lol 8)

Plus you also forgot that you can't ride the bike because sum chav nicked your tax disk and u need to get another. :evil:
But mostly because your bike is...........................F*cked.

I think it really is about time you got another. :D

:D :D :D :D :D :D :D Try Ebay :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

[RaceMeNSee]

dude, whats actually WRONG with your bike? im sure with a few minor touches it could be ridable and all will be smiles and 100mph speeds!lol.if she acted like that mate then it sounds like the relationship had started to fad a while back...and she is obviously not the one dude.she should not stop you from doing somthing you love (the bike).if she really cared she would not have.and taking money....tsk tsk, thats just not on!believe me when i say....there ARE better girls out there, and i know its hard at the mo but you WILL find them! it just takes time to adjust to being single again!i wish you all the best...Jon!

[superstacker]

Whats wrong with the bike???

heres a comprehensive list:

Screen cracked
headlight fairing broke
lower left fairing broke
Side left fairing broke
Fork seal weeping
Battery going flat (proably needs a good charge)
Chain gone rusty
tax disk stolen
big dent in tank

New bike must be the way!!!!

[RaceMeNSee]

sounds rideable to me though dude! you just wont be the most flashy dude on the road!

[Biker Dude]

I should hopefully have another bike by October

*cough* mine *cough*

[Tark]

Downer mate. Dont go running after her as she will just feed oon it and make things worse for you.

[Tori]

maybe....just maybe...she did'nt like you as mucha s she thought? <~~hides :-)

[RaceMeNSee]

you took your bike out, and now things are on the up....now you just need to spend more time with ya buddys!

[stusgsx]

foget the bird they talk ****! go out on a sat nite and hang out the back of some rippers! makes ya feel better! honest!

seriously life is too short to be gettin messed about just move on. end of the day youve still got ya mates :D

[dragonfly]

(((((((((((superstacker)))))))))<thats a hug btw

as a female and i know we weird and messed up. and i also know there some nasty ones out there. not me though :) you need a nice girl! hard to come by but get one with a bike. they not all butch lesbians like people think.i am certainly not butch you wouldnt even think i had a bike lol. but am taken. :(

you have to go through a few nasty beaches to get a good one. xxxxxxxx

[Biker Dude]

LOL.... he doesnt need a woman he needs to get out on his bike more!!!

[RaceMeNSee]

yup yup!

[superstacker]

I need:

Fork seals
New chain and sproket
road legal can

for mot in november!

[superstacker]

an off topic question. Dragonfly wherebouts in NI are you from? Im off to Bessebrook mill in a few weeks (south armah?) Not that youll see me, ill be locked up in that compound good and tight!

[Tark]

an off topic question. Dragonfly wherebouts in NI are you from? Im off to Bessebrook mill in a few weeks (south armah?) Not that youll see me, ill be locked up in that compound good and tight!

WTF??

Have you ever heard of the PM system?? :roll:

[Spider]

back to the topic, guy you wanted our stories to cheer you up so here goes!



some of the regulars will remmeber shelly! well i had been seeing shelly for about a year, with her i went through her sister dieing supporting her though that! and she helped me after i had that big off on the a12 and various problems with jobs and work, then it came to me moving away to dudley which she new was going to happen since she met me as thats what we spoke about! she had agreed to move up with me! but the day before the move she decided she didnt want to go! i was heart broken! so i came up to dudley on my own without her!, foning her every day texting ehr every min! and after a week we kinda mutually agreed to end it untill i found out what i was doing. the next day i regretted ending it and foned her up for her to tell me she is with my so called m8 at the time "scott" i went ape **** i foned him up told him if he puts his hands on her i would kill him! he replied with the usual **** of come on then ur there im here what you going to do! at that moment i decided to come back down to be with shelly! so i went down the weekend to sort things out where i was going to live a job etc! and although she was still "seeing scott" lets just say she ended up in my bed that day! and then all weekend! i told her to break up with scott i.e him or me and she was ghoing to tell him but i had let slip what happend to scotts ex and she decided to tell him as she wanted him back! so he found out and well looked a fool! but i was happy i had got my gf back and i was living back in essex! then i get a text from no where from scott saying while i was away shelly had slept with my other m8 sam! and for those of you who had met sam the thought of that would make you laugh! so i causually foned up sam and said," haha m8 i knwo this sounds funny but u didnt sleep with shelly whilst i was away did you?" he replied "im sorry m8 i was so wasted" my heart just dropped i was like "eh?" but i told him as he had told me the truth i wouldnt hurt him and i havent to this day i rang shelly up bitching to high hell, but i eventually forgave her! then a couple of weeks down the line! i relaised shelly wasnt into this relationship half as much as she used to be! so i stopped her said this isnt working out (in the hope that she will say no i do want you baby etc) but she said i agree i was like FFS! so we kinda split up but in true me fashion i went back the next day and said to her! i dont want to break up we can sort **** out and she said its over i was like WHAT! then i hear again she is seeing SCOTT this time i controlled my emotions! just wrote down on paper how i felt like Biker Dude had shown me and felt much better! but then she started to treat me as if i was a stranger and i didnt like that! so i decided enough was enough im coming back to brum! so i told her and the night before i left she came round and we ended up in bed AGAIN but this time i wasnt having her back that was just payback because scott hadnt slept with shelly by then nor before so the two times he was seeeing her she was in bed with me! now that **** hurt like hell still doeS! but you need to forgive and forget and move on now im up in brum im looking out for the ladies! hope you all enjoyed my stories tissues are being sold by jamie ;)

[Biker Dude]

bruv... much love comin your way

u telling me that something i showed you actually sunk in and you used it to good effect... i stand amazed.

Tissuse's are 5p each by the way.... :lol:

[stu600cc]

women are all the same!!!!!

[Lateshift]

women are all the same!!!!!

trust me they aint ;) :D :eek: :D

[kasandrich]

.....They are its just that some of 'em hide it longer :evil:

[stu600cc]

to right

[Spider]

lol im still hoping they aint im in brum now so n e west midlands ladies wanna holla at me let me know

[RaceMeNSee]

WOW! :shock:

[ProdigyPete]

tissues??? Well I suppose it was quite arousing! :lol:

sorry bad joke!

Good on ya mate, good yarn and find a Fit As Brummie Biker Rock Chick

Hell Yeah :twisted:

[Biker Dude]

lol im still hoping they aint im in brum now so n e west midlands ladies wanna holla at me let me know

like i said... you can take the boi outta essex but cant take essex ouuta the boi

[Spider]

HOLLA!