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tony
19-08-2005, 04:35 PM
A blonde finds herself in serious trouble. Her business has gone
bust and she's in dire financial straits. She's so desperate
that she decides to ask God for help. She begins to pray... "God, please
help me. I've lost my business and if I don't get some money, I'm going to lose my house as well. Please let me win the lotto."

Lotto night comes, and somebody else wins it. She again prays... "God, please let me win the lotto! I've lost
my business, my house and I'm going to lose my car as well." Lotto night comes and she still has no luck.

Once again, she prays... "My God, why have You forsaken me? I've
lost my business, my house, and my car. My children are starving.
I don't often ask You for help, and I have always been a good servant to You. PLEASE let me win the lotto just this one time so I can get my
life back in order."

Suddenly there is a blinding flash of light as the heavens open

The blonde is overwhelmed by the Voice of God Himself...

"Sweetheart, work with Me on this... Buy a ticket."

fall off
19-08-2005, 04:43 PM
sounds about right

Ride-or-die
19-08-2005, 07:36 PM
lol superb

Biker Dude
20-08-2005, 03:52 PM
blondes... nuff said

Jims
20-08-2005, 11:36 PM
very good

Tark
24-08-2005, 07:37 PM
LOL :lol:

dragonfly
27-08-2005, 02:15 PM
pmsl :lol:

OI! i am blonde! lol

Tark
28-08-2005, 10:38 PM
Real blonde or an Areoplane Blonde?

Biker Dude
29-08-2005, 09:19 AM
dont matter, a blonde's a blonde

Tark
29-08-2005, 11:37 AM
Areoplane blondes are even worse as they choose to be Blonde! :roll:

dragonfly
01-09-2005, 12:46 PM
bottle actually! but i actually have a very high IQ lol

Yam R6
14-09-2005, 06:31 PM
sounds like my girlfriend :D lol

dragonfly
15-09-2005, 11:07 AM
well females know everything anyway he he

:lol: