Tori
13-09-2005, 10:30 PM
The Special Sandals
A married couple was on holiday in Jamaica.
They were touring around the marketplace looking at the goods and such, when they passed a small sandal shop.
From inside they heard the shopkeeper with a Jamaican accent say,
"You foreigners! Come in. Come into my humble shop."
So the married couple walked in. The Jamaican said to them, "I ave some
special sandals I tink you would be interested in. Dey make you wild at sex."
Well, the wife was really interested in buying the sandals after what
the man claimed, but her husband felt he really didn't need them, being the
sex God that he was..
The husband asked the man, "How could sandals make you into a sex freak?"
The Jamaican replied, "Just try dem on, Mon."
Well, the husband, after some badgering from his wife, finally gave in
and tried them on.
As soon as he slipped them onto his feet, he got this wild look in his
eyes, something his wife hadn't seen before!!
In the blink of an eye, the husband grabbed the Jamaican, bent him
violently over a table, yanked down his pants, ripped down his
own pants, and grabbed a firm hold of the Jamaican's thighs.
The Jamaican began screaming:
"YOU GOT DEM ON DE WRONG FEET!!!"
A married couple was on holiday in Jamaica.
They were touring around the marketplace looking at the goods and such, when they passed a small sandal shop.
From inside they heard the shopkeeper with a Jamaican accent say,
"You foreigners! Come in. Come into my humble shop."
So the married couple walked in. The Jamaican said to them, "I ave some
special sandals I tink you would be interested in. Dey make you wild at sex."
Well, the wife was really interested in buying the sandals after what
the man claimed, but her husband felt he really didn't need them, being the
sex God that he was..
The husband asked the man, "How could sandals make you into a sex freak?"
The Jamaican replied, "Just try dem on, Mon."
Well, the husband, after some badgering from his wife, finally gave in
and tried them on.
As soon as he slipped them onto his feet, he got this wild look in his
eyes, something his wife hadn't seen before!!
In the blink of an eye, the husband grabbed the Jamaican, bent him
violently over a table, yanked down his pants, ripped down his
own pants, and grabbed a firm hold of the Jamaican's thighs.
The Jamaican began screaming:
"YOU GOT DEM ON DE WRONG FEET!!!"