Would you.....................

[tony]

WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?"
HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"
WIFE: "Why not - don't you like being married?"
HUSBAND: "Of course I do."
WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"
HUSBAND: "Okay, I'd get married again." ~
WIFE: "You would? (with a hurtful look on her face)."
HUSBAND: (makes audible groan).
WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"
HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"
WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"
HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do."
WIFE: "Would you play golf with her?"
HUSBAND: "I guess so."
WIFE: "Would she use my golf clubs?"
HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed."
WIFE: - - - - silence - - - -
HUSBAND: "****!"

[Biker Dude]

oh dear.....i dunno if it's coz it's late but that took a min to sink in.....funny as hell tho. Where do you get them from..?

[tony]

From a female, left handed golfer :!:

[Ride-or-die]

lol nice one

[dragonfly]

:lol: lol

[The Guvnor]

superb, very funny

[Hells]

v funny..... tut tut :lol:

[FACESLIDER]

I like it lol :lol: :lol:

[Yam R6]

very funny mate lol :lol: