tony
07-10-2005, 07:41 PM
Mildred, 93, was despondent over the recent death of her husband Earl,
so she decided to just kill herself and join him in death.
Thinking it would be best to get it over with quickly, she took out
Earl's old Army pistol and made the decision to shoot herself in the
heart since it was so badly broken in the first place. Not wanting to
miss the vital organ and become a vegetable and a burden to someone, she
called her doctor's office to learn her heart's exact location.
"Since you're a woman," the doctor said, "your heart is just below your
left breast. Why do you ask?"
She hung up without answering.
Later that night, Mildred was admitted to the hospital with a gunshot
wound to her knee.
so she decided to just kill herself and join him in death.
Thinking it would be best to get it over with quickly, she took out
Earl's old Army pistol and made the decision to shoot herself in the
heart since it was so badly broken in the first place. Not wanting to
miss the vital organ and become a vegetable and a burden to someone, she
called her doctor's office to learn her heart's exact location.
"Since you're a woman," the doctor said, "your heart is just below your
left breast. Why do you ask?"
She hung up without answering.
Later that night, Mildred was admitted to the hospital with a gunshot
wound to her knee.