The Guvnor
14-10-2005, 09:15 AM
A Somalian arrives in London as a new immigrant to England.
He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says,
"Thank you Mr. England man for letting me in this country! "
But the passer-by says "You are mistaken, I am a Pakistani".
The man goes on and encounters another passer-by.
"Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in England!"
The person says "I no English . I from Hong Kong"
The new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops,
shakes his hand and says, "Thank you for the wonderful England!"
That person puts up his hand and says "I am from Iran, I am not
English!"
He finally sees a nice lady and asks suspiciously, "Are you an English
citizen?"
She says, "No, I from
Bosnia!".
So he is puzzled, and asks her, "Where are all the English?"
The Bosnian lady looks at her watch, shrugs, and says... "Probably at
work."
He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says,
"Thank you Mr. England man for letting me in this country! "
But the passer-by says "You are mistaken, I am a Pakistani".
The man goes on and encounters another passer-by.
"Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in England!"
The person says "I no English . I from Hong Kong"
The new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops,
shakes his hand and says, "Thank you for the wonderful England!"
That person puts up his hand and says "I am from Iran, I am not
English!"
He finally sees a nice lady and asks suspiciously, "Are you an English
citizen?"
She says, "No, I from
Bosnia!".
So he is puzzled, and asks her, "Where are all the English?"
The Bosnian lady looks at her watch, shrugs, and says... "Probably at
work."