Another Oldie

[FACESLIDER]

English man,Irish man and a scotish man all sitting in a pub talking about there daughters................
The English man sais...."The other day when I was in my daughters room I found a packet of cigarettes under her pillow......I couldn't believe it,she's only thirteen.I feel so let down and disapointed,how could she smoke :cry: :cry:

"You think thats bad"....sais the scotish man".....My daughters only fifteen and I read her diary the other day,and the things I read.............well...........it turned my bloody stomache.I couldn't believe the things she's been getting up to :cry: :cry:

"You think thats bad"sais the Irish man," I found a packet of condoms in my daughters jacket......I couldn't believe it.......I just didn't know what to do,She's only sixteen..........
Sixteen years and I never knew she had a cock :lol: :lol:

[Biker Dude]

*mumbles* .....it was ok. Maybe i need to read it again when im not so tired lol :lol:

[lordswood army]

English man, irish man n scottish man walkin threw da desert. they find a magic lamp n da genie grants 1 wish each.

Da english man says "i wish i was in my local with a cold pint of guiness". the genie grants his wish.

Scottishman says "i wish i was in bed with my wife" the genie grants his wish

The irishman stands there n says 2 "I'm lonely, i wish they'd cum back"

[Biker Dude]

now that's funny... ok not that funny but i laughed

[FACESLIDER]

*mumbles* .....it was ok. Maybe i need to read it again when im not so tired lol :lol:



I agree,wasn't sure if it would work or not.Its more of a joke you have to tell face to face :) :)