2E
18-10-2005, 02:10 PM
A Man is driving home after a long business trip away,
All of a sudden he sees a sign on his left...
'SISTERS OF ST FRANCIS HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION' 10 miles
He shakes his head thinking he imagined it,
'Must of been my imagination and deep craving for sex'
But no, 5 miles up the road theres another sign...
'SISTERS OF ST FRANCIS HOUSE OF PROSTITUION' 5 miles
Once again, as he drives past he thinks to himself that he imagined it...
5 miles on and theres another sign 'Sisters of St Francis House Of Prostituion, next right.
He cant believe his luck, and turns at the next right...
As he pull up to the house he rings the door bell and a nun answers...
'Yes?' She asks... the man replies.. 'I see your signs and wondered if we could do business'
'I see' Said the Nun 'follow me'
she leads him to a door where she says 'Right, place 50 pounds in this cup and go through the door...
The man places 50 quid in the cup opens the door a walks through, the door slams behind him...
He finds himself at the other end of the carpark he came in.
In front of him is a sign that says
'Go in peace, you have been screwed by the sisters of St francis!'
All of a sudden he sees a sign on his left...
'SISTERS OF ST FRANCIS HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION' 10 miles
He shakes his head thinking he imagined it,
'Must of been my imagination and deep craving for sex'
But no, 5 miles up the road theres another sign...
'SISTERS OF ST FRANCIS HOUSE OF PROSTITUION' 5 miles
Once again, as he drives past he thinks to himself that he imagined it...
5 miles on and theres another sign 'Sisters of St Francis House Of Prostituion, next right.
He cant believe his luck, and turns at the next right...
As he pull up to the house he rings the door bell and a nun answers...
'Yes?' She asks... the man replies.. 'I see your signs and wondered if we could do business'
'I see' Said the Nun 'follow me'
she leads him to a door where she says 'Right, place 50 pounds in this cup and go through the door...
The man places 50 quid in the cup opens the door a walks through, the door slams behind him...
He finds himself at the other end of the carpark he came in.
In front of him is a sign that says
'Go in peace, you have been screwed by the sisters of St francis!'