Irish Inventions

[lordswood army]

Frm the dawn of man da Irish have been inventing, i can only remember a few but here are a list of inventions

Inflatable dartboard
Waterproof sponge
Solar powered torch
Helicopter ejector seat
others (please reply with others)

oh yeah. HOW DO YOU SINK AN IRISH SUBMARINE





























kNOCK ON DA DOOR

[EverSoSlightlyFasterThanU]

you cant take the **** out of them when you spell the word THE wrong, since when has DA ment the, i know i cant spell but i try

[2E]

Solar power torch??

Well technnically not stupid invention as they have solar power lamps, they take all the solar power in a save it till its used at night..

Pretty sure a campers torch could be a similar thing.

[FACESLIDER]

This is not an invention as such,more of a stupid idea,The other week I was watching some shopping channel,this bloke was trying to flog a set of about 8 mini security cameras that plug into your tv through a scart lead,He then went on about you can put them all around the house and even set the video to record when your out,so if your burgled you can catch it all on camera Bla,Bla,Bla...Surely if you are burgled the first thing they will take is the tv and video(or dvd)and probably all your cameras....
What a load of ****e :)

[lordswood army]

its a joke. if ur gonna get technical f**k off

[FACESLIDER]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!Silly me :oops: A joke.................Oh i get now :oops: Doh!What was i thinking.
I mean,you can blatantly see it's a joke,and i come out with stuff about cameras and video's,what a cnut, :oops: I do apologize :wink:

I've ruined it now aint I :cry: I mean........people are gonna click on this thread thinking"Oh this looks Interesting"....Read the joke.....Start laughing there tits off : :lol: ....then get to my bit about f**king cameras and video's :shock: ...............Then it's f**ked :( ................No more laughing :( ...........dead :( ..................The mood has been killed :(
All because of me and my bank of useless information.......Sorry :(


I'm off to stick wasps up my bum for being so F**CKING stupid :wink: :wink: :wink:




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[lordswood army]

Good come back just a shame i werent talkin 2 u init. i thought ur comment was a waste of time i just didnt want 2 spoil the moment. x x x

[FACESLIDER]

Hehe :wink: :D


I hope there not kisses on the end of your post :shock: ,dont mean to disapoint you,but i'm strictly butter side up, :oops: :D

Must be the bike,does it every time :wink:

[DJMCJERICO]

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Had to bump this as its funny as feck :lol: :lol: :lol: