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23-10-2005, 04:27 PM
A couple just arriving on their honeymoon make their way to their room..
Once inside, the husband suggests that they 'Get real dirty'
At which his new wife snaps 'Hunny, dont speak so loud people might hear us, we have to speak in code, like 'Have you left the washing machine door open?'
'I see' says the husband....
That night the husband turns to his wife and says 'honey have you left the washing machine door open..?'
'No im quite sure i shut it' says his wife and turns over and goes to sleep.
In the morning, the wife is feeling rather horny herself, so she says to her husband...
'Actually i think i DID leave the washing machine door open, would you like to do some washing?
'No' says the husband 'It was only a small load so i did it by hand'
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Once inside, the husband suggests that they 'Get real dirty'
At which his new wife snaps 'Hunny, dont speak so loud people might hear us, we have to speak in code, like 'Have you left the washing machine door open?'
'I see' says the husband....
That night the husband turns to his wife and says 'honey have you left the washing machine door open..?'
'No im quite sure i shut it' says his wife and turns over and goes to sleep.
In the morning, the wife is feeling rather horny herself, so she says to her husband...
'Actually i think i DID leave the washing machine door open, would you like to do some washing?
'No' says the husband 'It was only a small load so i did it by hand'
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: