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FACESLIDER
24-10-2005, 05:38 PM
Tragically, three friends die in a car crash, and they find themselves at the gates of heaven. Before entering, they are each asked a question by St. Peter.

"When you are in your coffin and friends and family are mourning you, what would you like to hear them say about you?" asks St. Peter.

The first guy says, "I would like to hear them say that I was a great doctor of my time, and a great family man."

The second guy says, "I would like to hear that I was a wonderful husband and school teacher who made a huge difference in our children of tomorrow."

The last guy replies, "I would like to hear them say, "Look! He's moving!"

fall off
24-10-2005, 05:41 PM
ya me to

Biker Dude
24-10-2005, 05:43 PM
AHHHHHHhhhhh, he's still alive..
Opps, to late *turns on oven* :lol: :lol: :lol:

Biker Dude...Comedy Genius In Training