STUPID THINGS WOMEN SAY

[2E]

After having to listen to my sister for a whole day....

I wondered if any of you have also heard women saying stupid things...

Top one for today is...

HTML MEANS HOTMAIL....

Another: TEXT??? THATS LIKE WRITING AINT IT???


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[Juvenilerider]

"All bikes look the same" :shock: :shock:

[DoodleBug]

Does this make my bum look big?






























Nope, your fat makes your arse look big sweetheart :wink:

[Effort]

ya bum is big thats why love...... :lol: :lol: love it. another good one is.... 'Does this show enough Cleavage?' ... never show enough is the prob... :lol: :shock:

[tony]

Should I wear this, or this tonight Darling?





As if id have any idea :shock: :shock: :shock:

[FACESLIDER]

Think we need more lube dear! :roll: :roll: Women :roll:



Or is that just me :oops: :wink:

[superstacker]

Ex gf says this to me while we are standing on southend beach, looking over the thames.

"Ive always wanted to go to France, and its only over there"

:?

A girl at work says to me whilst watching judge judy

"Are the plaintif family always trying to sue someone?"

:lol: :lol: :lol:

[dragonfly]

ahem, not all woman are stupid!

but i know one in particular that i can tell you some things about, when you hear these questions she has asks me you will wonder how she managed to stay aliive to her age. whihc is older than me.

" where do you plug it in?" (a question about my moped i used to own when she first seen it)

"i though a moped was a thing you stod on"

"why where is your brain"? (someone was sticking sticks up there nose on telly i mentioned they could get there brain there)



i will remember more soon though, she at them things everyday.