you must all read this!

[Anonymous]

Just want you all to know that i hate you *****s!you ride around allday long with your stupid bikes thinking your fast.i got me a suberu imprezza wrxsti, id take you all on.
also i think we should have a good go at killing ilegal immagrants!

[Juvenilerider]

"jog on" you chav piece of crap?! I would ask how you afford a scoob but im pretty sure you're raking it in from all the crack you're selling to kids, the soliciting of your sisters and the fact its probably stolen, fact of the matter is if you aint got nothing better to do P*SS OFF!!

[RaceMeNSee]

Oh my dear god! why do you stupid chavs ever evan bother coming here?!?!?!?!?! why the hell do you feel the need to come onto our forum without invitation ranting and rageing about bikes! i have never felt the need(evan though i hate them more than Dizze Rascle!) to come on to a Rude boi chavs web site and say stuff to them!about how much money they **** against the wall to make there Novadose Chavaleer Intercoursa the mutz nuts-just buy spending 20k plus on abody kit and a big zorst!pishh, i think you need to be beaten a thousand times with big sticks!so much that you become wheelchair bound!you stupid chav pieca crap!AND i dont really rate suberu that much unless there off rad anyhow! AND no racism wont help you here sonny!do everyone a favour and crawl into a corner and die!

[Ducky]

thinking your fast.i got me a suberu imprezza wrxsti

Don't think, Knooooow! The Matrix is everywhere, it's all around you, take the BLUE pill... :wink:

[RaceMeNSee]

thats right Mr Anderson!

[Biker Dude]

he said he has an sti.... sniggers :lol:

[Juvenilerider]

he said he has an sti.... sniggers

LOL! he'll be like,

"AHHH DAT IS A HARDCORE DRUG WHAT!?!!! I IZ A BADBOI WHAT!!!!"

[RaceMeNSee]

yeah main my bad boi car does 0-60 in 9 secs! its sooooooooooo fast! fix up look sharp-Dizeee rascle rapes little bois down the parkkkkk!

[The Guvnor]

***** ! (dont deserve anything else)

[becky]

i got me a suberu imprezza wrxsti,


whats that?


"urbangangsta"id take you all on.


and will it really beat a bike?

[becky]

guess what bits i added in, i still cant work this stupid computer....ooops

[Ducky]

the spaces? :wink: *lol*

[Jims]

Just want you all to know that i hate you *****s!you ride around all day long with your stupid bikes thinking you're fast.i got me a subaru impreza wrxsti, id take you all on.
also i think we should have a good go at killing illegal immigrants!!


Stupid retard can't even spell the frickin' car he's supposed to own!!!

Oh, and we don't think we are fast... we know we are!!! Due to a little thing called power to weight ratio... but I'm guessing you wouldn't be able to comprehend such ideas

[Ride-or-die]

ha ha i think i might know who this is

[Lateshift]

Take it for what it is, for he knows no better, let him be a keyboard hero and let him live in fantasy land for again he knoweth not, he has a Scooby, which to me and you is a belly button car because every one has one these days, hell as you can see from this even the Chavs can get them :D


Now take my advice, leave the keyboard alone, and use something a little less technical like a calculator or something (or at least a spell checker :D ) before coming on here slating people that you arent even in the same league with when it comes to knowing how to move from A to B.

And if all else fails, see you on the road, or not if get my drift as 0-150mph tends to be a tad quicker than any STi can pump out and it would be pointless racing unless you are at least going to get close enough so we can see who is bumping their gums.


Enjoy your traffic jams, may your next **** be a hedgehog :D ;)

[RaceMeNSee]

HAhahahahhahhahhahahaahahhahaahaahaahhahahahahhaha hahahha, thats the coolest responce i have ever heard!

[Juvenilerider]

**STANDING OVATION FOR LATESHIFT!!**

[becky]

the spaces? :wink: *lol*

LOL.

lateshift....where do u come up with these remarks, my tummy hurts from laughing, and the dogs looking at me funny :lol:

[Lateshift]

19 years of trying to motivate soldiers ;)

Its my job to cheer them up innit! :D

[EverSoSlightlyFasterThanU]

just imagine what the blokes life is like

[Lateshift]

just imagine what the blokes life is like

I would rather not big fella, i have better things to do to keep me amused on them long winter nights :D

[nori1000]

Just want you all to know that i hate you *****s!you ride around allday long with your stupid bikes thinking your fast.i got me a suberu imprezza wrxsti, id take you all on.
also i think we should have a good go at killing ilegal immagrants!

ear bruv(i think thats chav speak),u wouldn't be the burberry cap wearing nonse that i blew away on the A13 on saturday afternoon would u?
if so id just like to say how hard it was holding my hand up to show u i was only in 4th gear as i tore past u @1?0 mph

as to who needs to be exterminated,id say it should be bigoted,racists,like u

[Biker Dude]

Enjoy your traffic jams, may your next **** be a hedgehog :D ;)

.....And that's why he should be president!

ALL HAIL LATESHIFT!

[RaceMeNSee]

ALL HAIL ALL HAIL!

[stu600cc]

beat a bike in a scuby shhhh never gonna happen.

Chav scum!!!!!!!!!! im well hard coz mummy bought my car and said i must'nt go to fast.

[gixer400]

i owuldnt waste my petrol trying to proove you wrong. you are a racist ***** who should be slowly murdered. can i have your address so my 6'7'' black rugby player cousin can come round and ask what your problem with non english people is? and while your having a nice chat ill take a **** is youtr piece of ****, slow as **** chav boy motor. god damn i hate you and i know jesus will punish you for being born.

[stu600cc]

here here

[RaceMeNSee]

And Jebus will save us for being bikers!

[Leo]

What an arse. Just think, it's these people that'll be running the country someday. :shock:


BIKERS OF THE WORLD UNITE!!

[EverSoSlightlyFasterThanU]

and late shift can run the world with ricky by his side to heald me and sam will run what eva we are told

[RaceMeNSee]

Me and Rob will run the Military!!!!! :shock:

[Spider]

and ill run erm .... sumwhere i cnt do damage! i know ill run the police force i cant make it ne worse than it already is!

[RaceMeNSee]

suppose thats true!

[MickyGixer]

Lets be honest this ***** has obviously got a very small penis (sorry boys I am assuming its a man), and needs to shout about his Subarwheelbarrow as he cant get a shag and 'Pets at Home' dont rent out their Gerbils or Hamsters for back passage action. He is a frustrated racist who is no doubt belittled by his mother who insists on smoothing down his 'Tony Blackburn' cowlick with her spittle as he brushes his 'toothypegs' in the morning. He then goes to his dead end 9-5 part time job on the Pick and Mix counter at Woolworths and gets laughed at by the Chavs as he is lower than them and has a slight whiff of BO and onions which follow him everywhere.
And it is totally obvious he has no father that he knows of hence he is a true 'BASTA**'

I've quite finished now, I thank you.

[ALBERE]

i like iit micky well said

[Juvenilerider]

Lets be honest this ***** has obviously got a very small penis (sorry boys I am assuming its a man), and needs to shout about his Subarwheelbarrow as he cant get a shag and 'Pets at Home' dont rent out their Gerbils or Hamsters for back passage action. He is a frustrated racist who is no doubt belittled by his mother who insists on smoothing down his 'Tony Blackburn' cowlick with her spittle as he brushes his 'toothypegs' in the morning. He then goes to his dead end 9-5 part time job on the Pick and Mix counter at Woolworths and gets laughed at by the Chavs as he is lower than them and has a slight whiff of BO and onions which follow him everywhere.
And it is totally obvious he has no father that he knows of hence he is a true 'BASTA**'

I've quite finished now, I thank you.



..... :-|aaaaaaahhhhhhhhahahahahahahahahahahahaha :grin1 :grin2 :grin3 :rockon :clap hahahaahahaha that was the funniest thing ive read in such a long time!!

[Shorty]

:shooter ooooooooooo :clap :clap :clap :laugh1 :laugh1 :laugh1

[Tark]

Oh dear! This guy cant be serious? He really got you all wound up. I bet he was joking just to see what response he got. And boy he got a response! 4 pages worth!

[Juvenilerider]

Oh dear! This guy cant be serious? He really got you all wound up. I bet he was joking just to see what response he got. And boy he got a response! 4 pages worth!

I'll show you response! lol

[Ride-or-die]

LOL he he he

[troutslayer]

those scoobys are pretty friggin quick as it goes!

bike'll nail it in a straightline, but will struggle in the country twisties.

however, i suspect this fanboi would probably end up upside down in a ditch.

what is it these fanboi's say these days....

pwned!!!1111!!!

[Gixxer-TeZ]

http://www.chavscum.co.uk/howto.php

http://www.barryboys.co.uk/mx/

http://www.chavworld.co.uk/chav.htm

http://chavmum.co.uk/

http://www.chavtowns.co.uk/

http://www.getlippy.com/play/quizzes/chavquiz/

http://www.chavolympics.com/

http://www.chavfreebies.co.uk/


Loads of crap links but the good news is ............






........ There's only ONE ESSEX BIKERS WEBSITE.


:clap :clap :clap :clap :clap :grin2 :grin2 :grin3 :grin3 :laughboun

[Chubby_d]

LOL he sounds like such a t**t i had a 3litre supra and a 1.8 mgf race me the otha day and i won and i only got a vfr 400 i bet they were so embarresed lol

me 2 - them 0

[bikerboyz]

Just want you all to know that i hate you *****s!you ride around allday long with your stupid bikes thinking your fast.i got me a suberu imprezza wrxsti, id take you all on.
also i think we should have a good go at killing ilegal immagrants!nice so you have open the box then , hope the batterys last lol

[Tark]

WTF? Its like a Zombie back from th e dead!

[MICKTLS]

Let him bring the scooby down the pub and ill park on it {modded Discovery } or cut it half with me winch cable lol

[RaceMeNSee]

Sweet! Mick, Do you have a hardcore Off road Beast? ive always wanted one of those!

[Roadhog]

A scooby would be quick in a straight line,but a nonce like that probably cant even reach the pedals unless he is wearing his mums stilletto's again!! Why dont he just go back to the playground with his bottle of diamond white and sit there and get waisted with all his other little loser chav friends,i wouldnt even let lowlife scum like that lick me tyres.. he is the reason why sleeping with animals is illegal,his mum did and look what the outcome was! LOSER!!

[richy rich]

he probly aint even got a impreza..probly only got a nova 1 litre lol with tinfoil alloys