FACESLIDER
28-10-2005, 04:25 PM
I was gonna save this one for next week,but sod it, i got loads :D :D
Bodily disfunctions
3 old men were discussing their ailments and bodily disfunctions. The 70 year old says, "My problem is when I get up it takes me 20 minutes to have a tinkle."
The 80 year old says, "That's nowt, when I get up I got to grunt and groan for 30 minutes before I can have a ****."
The 90 year old says, "At 7am I **** like a horse, and at 8am I **** like a cow"
"So what's the problem then?" his friends both ask.
" I don't wake up till 9am." he replies. :lol: :lol:
Bodily disfunctions
3 old men were discussing their ailments and bodily disfunctions. The 70 year old says, "My problem is when I get up it takes me 20 minutes to have a tinkle."
The 80 year old says, "That's nowt, when I get up I got to grunt and groan for 30 minutes before I can have a ****."
The 90 year old says, "At 7am I **** like a horse, and at 8am I **** like a cow"
"So what's the problem then?" his friends both ask.
" I don't wake up till 9am." he replies. :lol: :lol: