tony
30-10-2005, 07:11 PM
WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN GUTS & BALLS?
Guts: is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"
Balls: is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of
perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, and have the balls to slap your wife on the ass and say, "You're next!"
Guts: is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"
Balls: is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of
perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, and have the balls to slap your wife on the ass and say, "You're next!"