Leo
31-10-2005, 06:40 PM
Brian, the world's leading expert on European wasps and the sounds
that they make, is taking a stroll down his local high street.
As he passes by the record shop, a sign catches his eye. "Just
Released - New LP - Wasps of the World & the sounds that they make - available
now"
Unable to resist the temptation, Brian goes into the shop.
"I am the world's leading expert on European wasps and the sounds that
they make. I'd very much like to listen to the new LP you have advertised
in the window."
"Certainly, Sir," says the young man behind the counter.
"If you'd like to step into the booth and put on the headphones, I'll
put the LP on for you."
Brian, the world's leading expert on European wasps, goes into the
booth and puts on the earphones.
Ten minutes later, he comes out of the booth and announces,
"I am the world's leading expert on European wasps and the sounds that
they make and yet I recognised none of those."
"I'm sorry Sir", says the young assistant.
"If you'd care to step into the booth, I can let you have another 10
minutes."
Brian, the world's leading expert on European wasps and the sounds
they make, steps back into the booth and replaces the headphones.
Ten minutes later, he comes out of the booth shaking his head.
"I don't understand it", he says, "I am the worlds leading expert on
European wasps and the sounds that they make, and yet I still can't
recognise any of those!"
"I really am terribly sorry", says the young assistant...
Wait for it...
"...I've just realised I was playing you the bee side!"
that they make, is taking a stroll down his local high street.
As he passes by the record shop, a sign catches his eye. "Just
Released - New LP - Wasps of the World & the sounds that they make - available
now"
Unable to resist the temptation, Brian goes into the shop.
"I am the world's leading expert on European wasps and the sounds that
they make. I'd very much like to listen to the new LP you have advertised
in the window."
"Certainly, Sir," says the young man behind the counter.
"If you'd like to step into the booth and put on the headphones, I'll
put the LP on for you."
Brian, the world's leading expert on European wasps, goes into the
booth and puts on the earphones.
Ten minutes later, he comes out of the booth and announces,
"I am the world's leading expert on European wasps and the sounds that
they make and yet I recognised none of those."
"I'm sorry Sir", says the young assistant.
"If you'd care to step into the booth, I can let you have another 10
minutes."
Brian, the world's leading expert on European wasps and the sounds
they make, steps back into the booth and replaces the headphones.
Ten minutes later, he comes out of the booth shaking his head.
"I don't understand it", he says, "I am the worlds leading expert on
European wasps and the sounds that they make, and yet I still can't
recognise any of those!"
"I really am terribly sorry", says the young assistant...
Wait for it...
"...I've just realised I was playing you the bee side!"