one handed chav

[nori1000]

so trick or treat comes round once again,all the little kids with parents,and **** heads that think is yet another excuse to run wild
me and lynn must of got up at least 10 times,so the last time we couldn't b arsed,and we'd run out of crap to give to 'em
so they knock again,this time a bit harder
then a third this time they nearly take the door off the hinges,and r shouting gives us some food,blah,blah,blah
so i open the door to be confronted by 3 hooded,spoty,nobs
told em i didn't appreciate my door being kicked at 10 o'clock at nite,aint u a bit old for all this,didn't have anything left,so sod off and shut the door
minute later,big bang,screaming,i run to the door to see all 3 legging it and one holding his right hand and screaming like a girl
so as his lit the banger and tried to get it through the letterbox its jamed on the plate on the otherside of the door,and his just carried on trying to force it as its gone of in his hand
and the best part is my boy knows one of em,and where he lives
let see how his old man likes his door being taken off its hinges
always new my love of chemistry at school would come in handy,off to the chemists in the morning for a few supplies :twisted:

[mingmingmo]

well revenage sounds preety sweet at thius moment in time.
kids think it funny to act hard and everything towards ppl because they dont think thell argue back. i hate chavs. big headed {eb} with hoods up half way. bomb da f**kers on an remote island :twisted:

[kasandrich]

What a plonker, still that'll slow him down a bit, don't suppose he'll be trying it again.

I have given thought to running the hose down the side alley, so that as wifey goes to front door from the inside, I go to the hose outside, any signs of eggs etc or even worse like you experienced, then they get a good dowsing with the garden hose......even on a relatively mild Halowen that should be enough to send them home to warm up.

[mingmingmo]

gineus. u could always follow them home and do twice the egging and water drenching to them but then again can b abit much.

always the option of jumping out on them. send them running hey :D