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Leo
04-11-2005, 08:05 PM
AAARRRGGGHHH!!!! PLEASE, can we destroy them all??!!

Not only do they go around on twist'n'go's thinking they are kings of cool and need where no protectiong, but the ones with four wheels are even worse!!

Today, for example. I'm riding the bike to the menders. I have a busted front brake handle so I'm taking it slow, and my handle bars are bent, so my arms are at a turning angle, going straight.
I put my indicator on, go round a corner, try to turn off my indicators, but bars being at the wrong angle, I hit the horn.
Meanwhile, some IDIOTS in a Chav-mobile come flying in from my right, blaring their horn at me, I've just hit my horn trying to get the indicator off, so they go mad F-ing and blinding at me. Felt like getting them out of their illiterate-mobile and giving them what for (a helmeted head seems good for a headbutt or 2). IDIOTS!!

I hate everything about them. Their 'cool' cars *scoff*, their dubious fashion sence (they all look like convicts on day release) and their total inability to put a sentence together. Infact, I hate EVERY SINGLE PIECE of who, and what they are.

Sorry
a) If you are a Chav
b) For my rant.


I had to get it off my chest. :evil: :evil:

Lateshift
04-11-2005, 08:08 PM
feels better yes?

woooooooosaaaaaaaah woooooooooooooooosaaaaaaaaaaah :D

and breathe and breathe :D




and now back to killing Chavs :D

Biker Dude
04-11-2005, 08:12 PM
Sorry
a) If you are a Chav
b) For my rant.





As impartial *yeah right* as we all are on this wonderful forum of ours, we all agree that chavs must die!

Leo
04-11-2005, 08:13 PM
Sorry
a) If you are a Chav
b) For my rant.





As impartial *yeah right* as we all are on this wonderful forum of ours, we all agree that chavs must die!


Good. I'll get my gun. Can you feel the rage....?

Biker Dude
04-11-2005, 08:17 PM
ohh yes... can smell t too... :shock:

Leo
04-11-2005, 08:24 PM
ohh yes... can smell t too... :shock:


Yes.....Sorry about that.... I got a bit over excited. lol

2E
04-11-2005, 08:26 PM
ohh yes... can smell t too... :shock:


I think Chavs heard that the essex biker community wants to kill them...

If u Wondered what the smell was :D

mingmingmo
04-11-2005, 08:45 PM
*sniff* *sniff* u smell dat. its the thrill of the hunt.

i agree all chavs must die!! stick them on a island and nuker da {eb}s.
i go to a school with all chavs except for a few of us.

i think they are the most stupid people on earth and they have mopeds somin at 30 roundf my street looking like t{eb}s leaning forward trying to gain speed. lmao its funny and sad.

:twisted: i hatre them argh :twisted:


edited by BD

superstacker
04-11-2005, 09:12 PM
maybe we should have a chav bashing day, kinda like when they had snake bashing on the simpsons!

We could all get sticks and stuff and just go on a rampage!!!!

:twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

Biker Dude
04-11-2005, 09:12 PM
humm, and get GLC to charm the chavs to where we want them

DJMCJERICO
04-11-2005, 10:07 PM
i agree all chavs must die!! stick them on a island
edited by BD

We tried that once, they named it "Australia"

Biker Dude
04-11-2005, 10:27 PM
lmfao....yeah and look what happened then... they learnt how to play sports properly and manage to beat us at almost everything...

DJMCJERICO
04-11-2005, 10:30 PM
Apart from soccer, whatever that is :?

Biker Dude
05-11-2005, 05:44 PM
is where you get a rolled up sock and beat your missus with it??

DJMCJERICO
05-11-2005, 05:46 PM
:lol: :lol: good comeback :lol: :lol:

Leo
05-11-2005, 07:07 PM
maybe we should have a chav bashing day, kinda like when they had snake bashing on the simpsons!

We could all get sticks and stuff and just go on a rampage!!!!

:twisted: :twisted: :twisted:


I like the sound of that. I have 3 baseball bats. Anyone wanna borrow one? lol

2E
05-11-2005, 07:11 PM
Cant we just use guns?

Leo
05-11-2005, 07:16 PM
Sounds like a better option to me.

The things you see when you don't have a gun, eh?