What Really Pis*es You Off?

[Yam R6]

This is just a bit of fun to say what really get your back up!

You can enter what ever you like but dont start on each other lol

Enjoy :lol:

Ill start

Car drivers that think they own the road :x

[Biker Dude]

humm, people that start topics in the wrong places.... i'm thinkin this is a romford market type thingy so ima move it if you dont mind...? :D

[Yam R6]

ya sorry mate move it may bad

Lets start Again :oops:

paying taxes for imagrants to stay in our beloved England :x

[mingmingmo]

chavs **** me of the most and white van men.. they try barging past quickly
:x

[Lateshift]

Thieving scum bags.
Scrotes that prey on the helpless (certainly the oap's anyway).
**** bags that are cruel to animals.
Illegal immigrants

And probably worst of all, joyriders :evil:

[mingmingmo]

yae imagrants. they are just sponges lol

[Yam R6]

Truck drivers that spill Fuel and Oil on roundabouts
Computers that only work when they want
Compulsive liers

[Gaucho]

Bikers :twisted:
What with their aftermarket cans and tearing around on Sunday's.

The bloody racket nearly always makes me spill my Pimms.

[Biker Dude]

JEREMY CLARKSON AND HIS ANTI-BIKE COMMENTS!!! :evil:

[Yam R6]

here here that man lol :lol:

Arseholes that see a bike coming down the road and think should i pull out b4 or after?












Now is good! i hope he can stop on two wheels in the wet :x

[Biker Dude]

cars that move out to stop me filtering!

[DJMCJERICO]

People who think they are bikers because they have had a 600 for a month and don't think i qualify because i have a 125, even though i'v been riding for 4 years.

Don't know why it ****'s me off though :roll:

[FACESLIDER]

Animal cruelty :evil:
People who cross the road about 20yards from a crossing :evil:
illegal Immigrants :evil:
99% of all van drivers :evil:
Packets of ham that are to hard to open :evil:
illegal drivers :evil:
People who fail to stop at an accident :evil:
chavs :evil:
People who prey on old folk,like the moody gas men who turned my nan over :evil:
That last driver that even though the Traffic lights have been red for a good couple of seconds they still think it's ok to jump them. :evil:
99%of all black cab drivers in the city. :evil:
London Underground :evil:
Clingfilm :evil:
I think i'll stop now,i could go on for days :D :D

[DJMCJERICO]

Rspca, they are my number one pet hate at the mo, so much so that i want to throw red paint over em :lol:

[Yam R6]

LoL iv really started some thing now :lol:

[Gazdaman]

Wasps, who thought they were a good idea!
And mini motos.

Gaz

[DJMCJERICO]

Wasps, who thought they were a good idea!
And mini motos.

Gaz

Is there much difference :lol:

[gixer400]

greenpeace, god damn it!!
chavs
theiving bummers that think my bmx that is lock up is theirs, i loved that bike.
chris albert (if you know him kick him in the balls if you can find them)
ringtone adverts
certain drivers, but not all.
wind, i hate wind (not bum wind, thats funny)
eastenders

there are lots more, but thats all i want to think of before i turn green and strat tearing up lamp posts and scaring old ladies.

i also hate people that scare old ladies
and 14 year old joy riders that crash into lamp posts out side my garden making the light fall in my garden nearly crusing my 3 year old neice (and them lights are flaming big, about 2 foot long)

[DJMCJERICO]

Inhale.......................... exhale.........................

Feel better?


PushPushPushhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh :|

[Yam R6]

Telephone sales! y do they always call just as you sit down for dinner?
Rain! Y you ask well i always look forward to going out on my bike and when ever i make plans to go out it bloody rains lol
Taxi drivers! y do they think they can just stop where they like or turn in the road :x

[DoodleBug]

I hate racists, and the french :evil:

[Juvenilerider]

chavs **** me of the most and white van men.. they try barging past quickly
:x

White van men aint my favourite people in the world after last night lol

[harriebird]

people that sell and MOT bikes that aren't fit for it :evil: :evil: :evil:

having to go slowly coz i aint got the balls to go quicker (yet) :evil:

my job :evil:

being short :evil:

having curly hair :evil:

the fact that lovely shoes cost lots of money :evil:

the fact that when i drink pints of bitter people make smart remarks about me being a girl and it being a man's drink :evil:

colchester traffic at night :evil:

i am going to stop now

[Ping]

Blind, stupid, ugly, sheep-shagging cagers in slow/non moving traffic that see a small gap (but still isn't going anywhere) in the lane next to them and jump over to it without sodding looking thinking they're the only sodding moving traffic on the sodding road.

:evil: :evil: :evil:



the fact that when i drink pints of bitter people make smart remarks about me being a girl and it being a man's drink :evil:

Ooh yeah. :evil: Would be interesting to hear what smart remark they'd come out with after you punch 'em in the face... :lol:

[the captain]

drivers on roundabouts who clearly cant go anywhere yet still insist on pulling onto said roundabout therefore bloking all other exit that were...up untill then...moving quite freely!!

car drivers that are sooooooo over cautious in the wet that they become more of a hazard than the conditions!

the ***** whos taken over my old pub demanding that i pay the paperbill durring my last 2 weeks there coz he aint gonna....bearing in mind i moved out of there over a month ago!!

people giving out my phone number without asking me so said ***** from the pub can get the papershop to phone my mum coz he aint got the balls to do it himself!

sending out job applications and getting nothing back for effing ages...giving up all hope of finding a job, then a fairly eay one comes along just to keep you ticking over then all of a sudden a million and one job offers!!

thats it for now!!!

[harriebird]

giving up all hope of finding a job, then a fairly eay one comes along just to keep you ticking over then all of a sudden a million and one job offers!!


so true, it's always easier to find a job when you got one already. :?

[Dorie]

giving up all hope of finding a job, then a fairly eay one comes along just to keep you ticking over then all of a sudden a million and one job offers!!


so true, it's always easier to find a job when you got one already. :?

Not so easy when you have to give 3 months notice :( .

[Hells]

families with loads of kids, and no jobs!! especaily when they keep telling me how much they are bringing home every month grrrrrrrrrrrrrr

[FACESLIDER]

People who leave little bits of butter in the jam :evil: :evil:
People who go on trisha :evil:
George bush :evil:

[Yam R6]

Going shopping now that christmas is coming :twisted:
People that drive into your car and F**k off cos your not there :evil:
Day time TV i only work 3days aweek so i watch alot of it lol
Fly's just after cleaning my bike they always seem to be attracted to it :twisted:

[Biker Dude]

when people are late meeting you / picking you up

[harriebird]

bike shops that make out they're doing you a favour fixing something that they should have fixed anyway :evil:

work internet rules (i.e. you're not allowed!) :evil:

size of my car loan stopping me getting a really lush bike :evil:

family sh*t :evil:

being in between short and normal length trousers :evil:

the fact that eating too much cake makes you fat :evil:

my low alcohol tolerance :evil: actually it can be a good (cheap?!) thing too

[kinmad4it]

Car drivers who park where they shouldn't, pop on their hazard lights and think it's ok. They should rename those lights "ignorant ba$tard lights"
Getting up at 4am to deliver the mail to people who throw it straight in the bin as 90% of all mail is crap
People who tell you something's ok and nothing to worry about just so they have an easy life not having to help you.
Being skint and even more so, being skint at xmas
The way americans have to either mispell or mispronounce words. Honour has a U in it you ignorant ****wits!! As does colour. And there's no such thing as aluminum, the word is aluminium
Drivers who park on the pavement because they can't be bothered to walk another 20 feet to where they want to go. I'd love to see a mother smash their wing mirror off and scrape the side of their car with a pram because they've blocked the pavement off.
But most of all, scousers :twisted: http://makephpbb.com/phpbb/images/smiles/ranting2.gif

[Grinch]

jesus we hate alot of things :shock:


My list would be far too long so i'm not even going to play!

[fall off]

don't get me started be here all day.
BUT bulls{eb}ers do me in the must ..eg i've done that to but at 3 times higher,or better, i can do that etc etc etc :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

[Yam R6]

after paying out for two brand new tyres costin over £200,

What ****es me off is people that drop nails on the floor and dont pick them up :x

Now iv got to try and get it fixed :cry:

[harriebird]

after paying out for two brand new tyres costin over £200,

What ****es me off is people that drop nails on the floor and dont pick them up :x

Now iv got to try and get it fixed :cry:

yup that would sure **** me off

hope you can get it sorted :cry:

[FasterThanU]

there are millions of things i hate, in fact i do actually hate everything and everyone and im not joking i cant stand people i hate hate hate hate them,
anyway the thing i hate the most is biker pub talk...

ei, i was racing an Enzo on my mums CG 125 and i done him on the brakes into a roundabout then got bothe knees down whilst wheeling out at 80mph then i missed a gear so he came back past me so knocked it down a gear and pinned and it was so powerfull it flipped the bike and i turned into a giant mushroom called terrance Junior!!!!!

i hate it it really get on my wick/nerves/back!!!

i HATE HATE HATE it.

and working at gerickes i hear it every F*CKING DAY.

so do your local salesman a favour and keep your fishermans tales to your god damn selves

P.S this is not aimed at anyone on here, i love you all dearly especially the funny ones on here (pretty much all of you)

thankyou and good night im going for a walk with my 12 gauge see yu round!

Thanks for reading (if you bothered, when i see a post this long i think " sad W*nker" and skip it)

[FasterThanU]

oh and anacronisms

OMG

LOL

LMFAO

WHYG

IFHAOY

and so on and so forth

and i hate Sam, yes yes i hate him

[Biker Dude]

but on the flip side..... rob, love you man... 8)

[FasterThanU]

i love you too dude

[2E]

Gay people.... (see above)

Physiotherapists who say 'Yeah you got a fracture to your spine...' and other stupid comments such as 'does it hurt?' 'is it giving you trouble
:evil: ?'

Biker dude..... Sorry my fingers slipped der... :P

Telegraph poles! Why are they postitioned on bends!!!

Chavs.... especially when i dont have my gun... :wink:


Ped riders who think there ped goes anything over 50.... (mentioning no names cough cough)


Cant think of much more...


DJMC whats wrong with RSPCA... there good!

[Grinch]

BUT bulls{eb}ers do me in the must ..eg i've done that to but at 3 times higher,or better, i can do that etc etc etc :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:


Yeah i hate that too.... but three times more then you...






(sorry i couldn't resist!)

[The Guvnor]

When your selling a bike and someone says their gonna turn up.........so you wait around...........and they dont bother !!!! Even when they got your phone number !!!!!!!!!!!!!! :evil: :evil: :evil:

[2E]

When your selling a bike and someone says their gonna turn up.........so you wait around...........and they dont bother !!!! Even when they got your phone number !!!!!!!!!!!!!! :evil: :evil: :evil:

Sorry dude i got caught up...

I got your fiver waiting though! :lol:

[harriebird]

growing out of your friends but not being brave enough to tell them that you don't want to go to their christmas party while they stand their and moan about/to their boyfriend all night :evil:

being short (again) :evil:

haven;t got any eggs so can't make any cake :evil:

family sh*t (again) :evil:

being on a downer when you had a great ride on Saturday and can't stop thinking about how much fun it was and then you have to sit at your boring sh*tty job on Monday morning and fake enthusiasm at setting the budget :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

on the plus side i LOVE THIS GAME :shock: and my man is back home! :D

[Yam R6]

Getting up at 6am to find my car covered in ICE :x
Findind out my reel dad is a C*nt and use to beat my mum :evil:
Having Big family problems :cry:










Sorry needed to get that out

Plus side my tyres are all OK now :lol:

[Juvenilerider]

c**ts who tell tall stories!!!!!

[Yam R6]

Was that ment 4me?

[Biker Dude]

doubt it mate...

[harriebird]

"water" "proofs"

at least be honest on the tags and say 'well they might keep you dry but then again they might not, your choice lassy'

:evil:

[Juvenilerider]

Was that ment 4me?

no, i think someone mentioned it earlier, the stories tht get told in pubs and crap ya know