wow and i almos died

[EverSoSlightlyFasterThanU]

heres something NOT to do
get a big barrel with a smallish whol in the top
stand the barrel up
put a bit of petrol in the barrel (about 1/4 of a small tea cup)
get a long stick
put petrol on the stick (just the end)
light the stick
put the sitck in the barrel (VERY QUICKLY)
run away than look up in the air for the stick

i just did it and it is SO LOUD
and scary the stick when higher than my house.
im still shaking










DO NOT DO THIS
I MEAN IT IM BEING STUPID Or FUNNY
DO NOT DO THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Lateshift]

i could tell you how to make an improvised mortar if thats any use to you, a perfectly safe one that is ;) :D

[EverSoSlightlyFasterThanU]

i sur i canfige tha one out

[the captain]

LMAO :lol: :lol: ....dude, thats brilliant......cant believe you did it without me.....we gotta step this up a gear!

[winjaninja]

i could tell you how to make an improvised mortar if thats any use to you, a perfectly safe one that is ;) :D

Petrol
Fill Oil Barrel to One Third Capacity
Apply Thunderflash (From Distance)

Luurvely

:D

[Lateshift]

nah, thats far too crude and you couldnt aim that ;)

with this baby you could drop a can filled with sand into someones garden a 100metres away ;) :D

[the captain]

so...............you gonna tell or what!!! :twisted:

[winjaninja]

so...............you gonna tell or what!!! :twisted:

What he said. And while your at it, don't aim the fecker at my building site!

[Lateshift]

Right, what you need is a .........



...edited just incase any budding Lateshifts actually blow there heads off... Sorry lads

BD

[Lateshift]

Talking of thunderflashes (or the battlefield noise simulator as its now called ;) ) a neat trick for creating a huge mushroom cloud was........


.....edited.....
BD..


And firing fireworks from yer crack apparently hurts! :D

[the captain]

fantastic!!!......now whats this other brake fluid thing you breifly skirted over!!!!

[winjaninja]

You have way too much time and things that go bang on your hands :lol:

[winjaninja]

fantastic!!!......now whats this other brake fluid thing you breifly skirted over!!!!

Brake fluid, bleach, stand way back. Best done outside as well

[Lateshift]

We used to get our brake fluid in tins, .........


....edied again.. damn you lateshift, i wanted an early night!! :lol:
BD


Potassium permanganate mixed with antifreeze is good for starting fires too if you stick it on cotton wool and then sprinkle sugar over it ;) (bit of a survival kit technique there ;) ) :D

[the captain]

dude...you close to becoming my nes hero....army survival stuff rules!!!

what else!!! :D

[EverSoSlightlyFasterThanU]

HAY THIS IS POST THRED GO FIND YOUR OWN

[Lateshift]

i do believe young fellow, that you are trying to tell us to sod off? :D

in which case i shall leave you to your barrels and matches ;) :D

[EverSoSlightlyFasterThanU]

DARN TOOOOOOOOTIN

[harriebird]

????

there's a wicked trick you can do with liquid nitrogen and washing up liquid

doesn't make a bang but does fill and i mean fill the room with soapy bubbles

can't remember how it works tho, i dropped out of my chemistry degree!

[superstacker]

We used to get .......edited BD


Potassium permanganate mixed with antifreeze is good for starting fires too if you stick it on cotton wool and then sprinkle sugar over it ;) (bit of a survival kit technique there ;) ) :D

Funny that, ive never been stuck out in the field with potassium permanganate, cotton wool and sugar?? :shock:

I find the better survival technique is to carry three lighters, one in your pocket, one in your webbing and one in your bergan! 8)

Start a fire anywhere! :D

[Lateshift]

You heathen, you should be able to light a fire without one of them, what do you do when the gas runs out of the flint knackers? (bearing in mind that in a survival situation, you wont have your bergen or your webbing ;)

Dont dare tell me you would use TACBE and get Crab Air to drop something in for you either! ;) :D :D

[Lateshift]

????

there's a wicked trick you can do with liquid nitrogen and washing up liquid

doesn't make a bang but does fill and i mean fill the room with soapy bubbles

can't remember how it works tho, i dropped out of my chemistry degree!

Bicarbonate of soda works well like i think, especially in the toilet as i recall :D

[DoodleBug]

Where do you find Potassium permanganate out in the cuds then??

[winjaninja]

Y

Dont dare tell me you would use TACBE and get Crab Air to drop something in for you either! ;) :D :D

Be lucky if it lands in the right hemisphere

[Lateshift]

Where do you find Potassium permanganate out in the cuds then??

You dont, you carry a bottle the size of a 35mm camera film, ready mixed with antifreeze in your survival rig, but PM used to come in tubs the size of a cotton reel, and its ued for all sorts from antisceptic to water purification ;)

[winjaninja]

Good God man! You're showing your age ! :wink:

[Biker Dude]

hummmmmmmmm, i really think i should edit this. Making motars and the such isnt really something i can let slide...

i'll just write it donw b4 i edit it tho

[harriebird]

its ued for all sorts from antisceptic to water purification ;)

and turning fountain water purple

[superstacker]

You heathen, you should be able to light a fire without one of them, what do you do when the gas runs out of the flint knackers? (bearing in mind that in a survival situation, you wont have your bergen or your webbing ;)

Dont dare tell me you would use TACBE and get Crab Air to drop something in for you either! ;) :D :D

Id get the AAC to come and pick me up rather then drop me in a lighter.

Why would you waste the weight of carrying PM, cotton wool and sugar around when you can just carry extra lighters or waterproof matches?

Although, some wire wool and the batterys from your torch can also start a fire, but again even carrying twenty lighters throughout your kit still wouldnt make much difference to the weight of your kit but you dont have to mess about with your chemistry kit :D

[RaceMeNSee]

Hahah, drew ive still got the video of the last time we did that on my phone, if i can find the driver-ile put it on here!

[gixer400]

reading this made me smile, but theres too much editing, i wanna know how to make explosions and mortars and stuff.

the very first post reminded me of the time i nearly killed my self with explosives, but it was cool and made a big bang.

my friend had just visited a sprting goods store and got some starter caps for the guns that start races and such, we put some on the floor and was hitting them with hammer. he made one pop and it was soooo loud, so i had a god and made one pop. but along with being loud i got a nice piece of metel wedged in my face, it chipped the bone and bled like hell and was only a few mm under my eye. i was lucky.

[Gazdaman]

Sucks that BD edited it!!

BOOOOO, HISSSS, REINSTATE R6Abuse!!

Joking. Jon do find the drivers for your phone, I want that vid of me knee downing on the ex-MZ.


Gaz

[Biker Dude]

Sucks that BD edited it!!

BOOOOO, HISSSS, REINSTATE R6Abuse!!


:shock: exsquease me!!??!! Mate if you read it all you wouldda edited it to.. to much info on explostions and stuff for a public bike forum. But i'm sure lateshift will tell anyone that pm's him :wink:

[Gazdaman]

Pah, don't make me start on the whole freedom of speech thing again!!

Shoulda just put a little disclaimer, (this is all at your own risk) There, covered ya ass.

Angries up the blood I tells ya!

Gaz

[Biker Dude]

lol.... seriously gaz, it went a bit ott... there was talk of stuff that u know full well drew would try lol....

[winjaninja]

lol.... seriously gaz, it went a bit ott... there was talk of stuff that u know full well drew would try lol....

Must make some enquiries about public indemnity insurance :lol:

[Biker Dude]

LMFAO!!!!!! Yeah, the forum should have public liabilty insurance, then you could say what u want LOL

[kasandrich]

Yeah, why do we just KNOW that Drew would have to try those things :lol: :lol:

That was Potassium Permanganate, Drew, ask your Pharmacist for it 8)