Greetings and Salutations to All

[Mistress Pussycat]

Hi Everyone I'm new to this same as everyone else so please say Hi! I'm a very sociable creature so if anyone has any questions ask away I don't bite. Well not all the time anyway! ;-)
xx

[becky]

yeee hi elly

[Juvenilerider]

Hellooo :D Welcome, I hear you're looking to do your test :D

[Mistress Pussycat]

How did you know? I'm from the Isle of Man originally and used to have a GN125 when I was 16 but the laws for licensing are different over here so just one of them thing I never got round to yet. I help organise the Essex Air Ambulance Bike Run and have been doing it for 3 years. It is sooo very depressing being invloved but never gettin to participate on it.
So where bouts you from? Your birthday is near mine too!

[Juvenilerider]

I know everything... and Becky told me ha

I was on the Air Ambulance Run in the summer, it was the nuts but someone we were riding withs chain snapped so we ended up sitting beside the road about 3 miles from harwich for 2 hours ha good day though :D is it on again this year

[Jetski]

Welcome ellycain :)

[Mistress Pussycat]

Ah makes sense now! Ha!

I thought Big Brother was watching me! Lol!!

Yeah course it's on this year. And I'll be directing the bikes in same as every year! I get to see all the bikes first so it rocks alot!!

You should defo come. You from Witham like Becky too then?
x

[Mistress Pussycat]

Welcome ellycain :)

Thanks Dude for you r kind Welcome. Pleased to meet ya! :-)

[harriebird]

well helloooo there. is that another lassy amongst us? ooh we might be takin over.....

[Mistress Pussycat]

Hello hun! Yes tis true! There is another lass! Ah thanks for the message! Is great to meet you. Stay in touch! Where bouts you from?
x

[harriebird]

all the way from merry colchester m'dear. yayyyy girlies!

[Juvenilerider]

and im from Chelmsford :( sorry ha

I'll definately be on the ride this year, when you looking to do your test then? :D

[Juvenilerider]

oh.. and im not a girl

[harriebird]

what are you talking about samantha

[Mistress Pussycat]

Wicked you should and by then you'll know me a bit better so you can say Hi at the gate! :D
Cool another Chelmsfordian! Rock on! You go out in CHelmsford much?

[Mistress Pussycat]

Wicked you should and by then you'll know me a bit better so you can say Hi at the gate! :D
Cool another Chelmsfordian! Rock on! You go out in CHelmsford much?

Oh oh and I don't know bout the test. Am having house mate problems so need to get someone else in the spare room before I can afford to really. Sux!

[Ducky]

Welcome to the site, sort your house out and then get your test done, you won't regret it! :D

[Jetski]

You need to find a way out of having housemates ellycain, I know what a total nightmare it is :( hope you find a way, then do your test and join us laaydeees :D

So how many bikessess are there now then? 8???

[Mistress Pussycat]

God I know I neeeeed another bike dammit! Yeah I know I need to ditch the house mates but setting up a new business is hard on the finances so kinda had to for a year or so while I get sorted. If anyone knows anyones wanting to move then let me know! Is there only 8 girls on here? Surely not?! There must be more on here but we jus don't know it!

[Ducky]

Wot is your business out of interest?

[Juvenilerider]

Nah there's only a few, thats why everyone gets excited when more join up :D

where abouts in chelmsford do you live then?

[The Guvnor]

Welcome elly. Have fun, c ya on the tarmac soon i hope!:laugh1

[Hells]

welcome!!

[Hells]

whooooooooooooooooooooooo us girlies RULE!!!!!!!! we will soon out number the guys!! YAY! i love it when a few of us girlies go for a ride out!.. every one watches u pull in ,.. then nearly faint whent they realise we are all girls eheheehh

[Mistress Pussycat]

Ducky... My business is organising peoples house moves. Check out my web site if ya wanna know what that involves or just bug me till I stop being so lazy and tell ya! :D x

[Mistress Pussycat]

Hells... LOL! Hell yeah we do! Rule supreme! Yeah baby love that shock factor! I get similar in my car cause I have lots of gadgets and kick ass sound system so people always assume it's a boy racer then are nearly sick to see an alternative person driving round like it! Love it ha ha!! I get all the little girly chav's looking round then the disapoitment on their lil faces makes ya laugh! x

[Mistress Pussycat]

Welcome elly. Have fun, c ya on the tarmac soon i hope!:laugh1
Thanks! You're all so welcoming! I feel like I belong somewhere! Lol!! :D

[Ducky]

Ta, I noticed you spelt it wrong on your profile though :D

www.alexisconsultancy.com (http://www.alexisconsultancy.com)

[Ducky]

P.S Looks like Essexbikers has it's own 'House Doctor' now :D

[Hells]

Hells... LOL! Hell yeah we do! Rule supreme! Yeah baby love that shock factor! I get similar in my car cause I have lots of gadgets and kick ass sound system so people always assume it's a boy racer then are nearly sick to see an alternative person driving round like it! Love it ha ha!! I get all the little girly chav's looking round then the disapoitment on their lil faces makes ya laugh! x

HEHHEHEEHE!¬!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! we are sooooooooooooo alike !!im a girl racer to!! these guys dont under stand cars tho!! what u got? give got a 306 gti6

[Ducky]

these guys dont under stand cars tho!!

Ahh, but some of us do... ;)

[Juvenilerider]

I understand cars too... but CARS, big beefy designed to be fast cars not, cars that double up as a quick car and something to commute in :P if you can get shopping in it, its not an interestin car :P

[Ducky]

if you can get shopping in it, its not an interestin car

Now that's just a matter of opinion! :D You can get 'a' bag of shopping in a Lambo for instance.

[Robocobb]

Welcome to the site. I am of few words today so just welcome.....

[Juvenilerider]

Now that's just a matter of opinion! :D You can get 'a' bag of shopping in a Lambo for instance.


shhhh bikes rock, ok ok, FAST POWERFUL expensive cars, i think its expensive that clinches it, and i mean expensive, not expensive for what it is, i mean EXPENSIVE, something that you've gotta remortage to get :D

[harriebird]

i havent remortgaged my house to pay for my car but it costs me a third of what i spend on my mortgage in loan costs! and it's a chuffin skoda. BUT IT IS THE FAST ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ask drew: 180bhp, 0-60 in 8 secs. AND it is an estate so you can get a greyhound (or two, sigh, one day!) AND shopping in the back.

im working on phil, he won't let us get rid at the mo but hopefully when he gets sucked into the bike world he will realise how much he would really like to spend more on bikes than cars..... but it would be tough to drive a slow car now

i like fast cars but only coz people don't expect girls to drive them. and i only like ones you don't see very often, not like all this porsche rubbish (unless it's an old 911). i quite like practical and sensible AND fast as f**k because it stuns people when you cane it past them on the motorway...... next car in an ideal world? one of the Audi RS6 estates.... see i'm not asking much

:offtopic:

[Juvenilerider]

I haven't read the last bit of that post but 0-60mph is slower than a restricted ER5... thats why cars suck... :P it is lovely though :D


and could we of hijcked this thread any more?


who likes cheese on toast :D

i just read it all and the Audi estates are lovely... :D

[Hells]

oh for F*ck sake ur just saying that coz ur trying to impress the new lady!!!

trust me they are NEVER this understanding about cars! and Juvenilerider! ur the worst one of the lot!!!!

[harriebird]

I haven't read the last bit of that post but 0-60mph is slower than a restricted ER5

of course it is you donut, it's LOADS heavier with the greyhound in it!

[Juvenilerider]

no i LOVE big fast mental cars, astons,ferraris, lambos, bugatti ahhhh, Sl55s any kind of AMG stuff you dont see much... i just dont like things that have GTi or SRi or GSi or anythin when you have to mention its got a turbo or 6 gears so there :D


also anything that a 17 year could buy and insure for a sensible price isnt a fast car no matter what they init... :P rant over

[Lateshift]

eh up, ow do and all that :) :)

[harriebird]

ahhh the president has arrived, calm will be restored.

sorry sam i wasn't having a go i was only kidding.

[Juvenilerider]

i know :D im only messin, cool cars are good, average joe in average car isnt fun though :P

and i like your skoda actually :D

[harriebird]

:eek:

[Jetski]

of course it is you donut, it's LOADS heavier with the greyhound in it!

LMFAO!!! :D :D :D

Now that Harriechick, is a classic :D :D :clap

[Hells]

each to their own

[Mistress Pussycat]

I got a Mark 2 Golf Driver. Cars rock just as much as bikes! Hope I don't get beaten for that in here!! :grin2

Want to do a few bits to it but gotta get another bike first!! :jumping2

HEHHEHEEHE!¬!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! we are sooooooooooooo alike !!im a girl racer to!! these guys dont under stand cars tho!! what u got? give got a 306 gti6

[DoodleBug]

Oh great, another girl.

No really!

Hiya.

[becky]

cars are alright for winter but rubbish every other day of the year.........oh and elly i love your car its so fantastic, im only butt kissing coz ur coming with me to pick my neeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww exhaust system up. did i mension that its a micron hi level tatanium race system lol

[Mistress Pussycat]

:grin1

Oh yeah! Girls rock! Well some do some don't but that's life!

Oh great, another girl.

No really!

Hiya.

[Mistress Pussycat]

LOL!! Yeah becky get kissing baby!! heh! You wait it's even more fantastic now I got my amprunning the 6x9's! Woo!! It makes the whole car shake and amps only half power! Wooooooooooo!!

Ahhhh Becky's new shiny exhaust! Are you gonna cuddle it on the way home?!! :cuddle

cars are alright for winter but rubbish every other day of the year.........oh and elly i love your car its so fantastic, im only butt kissing coz ur coming with me to pick my neeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww exhaust system up. did i mension that its a micron hi level tatanium race system lol

[becky]

no im not gonna cuddle it (il do it when no ones looking) :cuddle :love4

can i dance :rockon

[Juvenilerider]

[quote=becky]no im not gonna cuddle it (il do it when no ones looking) :cuddle :love4

/quote]

but you are going to hump it? ha

[becky]

[quote=becky]no im not gonna cuddle it (il do it when no ones looking) :cuddle :love4

/quote]

but you are going to hump it? ha



well ye who wouldnt, lol shut up d*ck

[Juvenilerider]

d*ick ha :D

[Mistress Pussycat]

Oi now play nice! Come on like you wouldn't cuddle it! She'll be raggin it so it'll be too hot to cuddle so ya may as well while it's off!

[QUOTE=Juvenilerider]



well ye who wouldnt, lol shut up d*ck

[Juvenilerider]

fair point :D she's still a d*ck ha

[Mistress Pussycat]

She'll beat you ya know. She's quite fierce sometimes. She flips me the bird most days but ya gotta love her! Lol! She gets it back tho so fairs fair!

fair point :D she's still a d*ck ha

[Hells]

dont worry mate im on ur side!! i can openly say i love my car AND my bike!!!

[Mistress Pussycat]

Hell yeah! We're in touch with our bi-motor side! Woo!

dont worry mate im on ur side!! i can openly say i love my car AND my bike!!!

[Lateshift]

HEHHEHEEHE!¬!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! we are sooooooooooooo alike !!im a girl racer to!! these guys dont under stand cars tho!! what u got? give got a 306 gti6

ROFL :D

I dont believe you came out with that :D

Understand cars????

:D :D

[harriebird]

i love my car don't get me wrong but now i have my bike the car is primarily for transporting the dog and the shopping. and the husband if we are off anywhere.

how did i ever manage in the wilderness years between writing off my trusty cb250rs (loved you so much apart from the kickstart) and acquiring my lovely cb500 and now my hot kick-ass cbr?!!!!

[Biker Dude]

OMG... you can tell when a lady joins up... 7pgs in one day!!!!

Hi elly, i'm not gonna try to impress you like all the other blokes try to... I'll just say that i'm jay and i'm your fav mod. :D

...oh, did you get told about the new members/mod rule.. new members have to kiss the mods. It's a tradition... honnest :D:D:D

[DoodleBug]

And you had the nerve to say I was lacking in female attention!





























nice one btw:grin2

[Biker Dude]

*stands up and takes a bow*


Welcome to the site by the way :)

[harriebird]

yeah elly, and if you kiss em then they buy you a tank of petrol and let you have a go on their bike! honest!

[Biker Dude]

erm.. no, that was just a special for you harrie.. :D

[harriebird]

i told you not to tell anyone! i'm married for goodness' sake! who will get custody of the dog?!!!

[r6paul]

Welcome

[EverSoSlightlyFasterThanU]

i probly understad cars better than you lot

unles there is someon here that like them more than i do

[RaceMeNSee]

helly your wrong, sam DOES like cars, its me that doesnt....but then again i dont really know anything about em! Just that a hate rudeboi'sngirls that get a crap modest car n spend 5k - 30k doing pointless modds to it that actually make it slower! then rant about how fast they are! Oh and welcome to the site new person!

[RaceMeNSee]

and i can confirm Drew DOES know about cars his bro does to! ANd sam, and bonnett

[Biker Dude]

i told you not to tell anyone! i'm married for goodness' sake! who will get custody of the dog?!!!

ohhh, i'm sorry harrie...:love1 forgive me??



ANd sam, and bonnett

those 2 being the same person....LOL

[Mistress Pussycat]

Lol! Is that a fact eh? Well what can I say! Does that include the guys too? You gotta kiss them? :grin2

OMG... you can tell when a lady joins up... 7pgs in one day!!!!

Hi elly, i'm not gonna try to impress you like all the other blokes try to... I'll just say that i'm jay and i'm your fav mod. :D

...oh, did you get told about the new members/mod rule.. new members have to kiss the mods. It's a tradition... honnest :D:D:D

[Biker Dude]

yea, i'd kiss lateshift and falloff any time...:D

so... make with the kissing!!! Don't make me wave my mmod stick lol

[Mistress Pussycat]

:eek:
Ok ok I'll kiss! you put that mod stick away Mr! I give I give!! Lol!! :love2
yea, i'd kiss lateshift and falloff any time...:D

so... make with the kissing!!! Don't make me wave my mmod stick lol

[Biker Dude]

wooooooo000000000...:cuddle now all i gotta do is get to chelmsford and collect! :D

[DoodleBug]

Yep, He rides a VTR1000 and goes by the name of Karl. He'll be there soon.

[Biker Dude]

LMFAO!!! I wish i rode a vtr1000... cant even get my other vfr400 working...damn cold weather.

[Mistress Pussycat]

LOL! Well you lot certainly mae a lady feel most welcome. I'm off for a bit now guys gotta pick up becky to go get her new exhaust. Have a groovy day campers! :D

Yep, He rides a VTR1000 and goes by the name of Karl. He'll be there soon.

[RaceMeNSee]

those 2 being the same person....LOL

err............how about no!?!

[Biker Dude]

Quote:
Originally Posted by RaceMeNSee
ANd sam, and bonnett


those 2 being the same person....LOL




so ur tellin me sam and bonnett aren't the same person?

[Lateshift]

hmmm doesnt split personality count for anything these days? :D

[Doninha Princesa]

I think it does!

[Doninha Princesa]

And so do I!











Sorry, thats really lame, and i know it was so obvious but i couldnt resist! lol :( ;)

Welcome to the site by the way. Good to have another lass on side.

And Jay :suprised1 You flirt, what would that girlf of urs say!

[Juvenilerider]

hmmm doesnt split personality count for anything these days? :D

If you're counting my split personalities, then you've got to count the voices I hear too, in which case I = 40-50thousand people

[stu600cc]

welcome

[RaceMeNSee]

Yeah, see i told you...sam and nonnet are two diffrent people!
Oh and i didnt actually say hello..soo....HELLO! welcome!
Im a Chelmsfordian to!

[Mistress Pussycat]

Lol!! Hello Fellow Chelmsfordian!! Nice to meet you! Very delayed hi but it got here! :D x

Yeah, see i told you...sam and nonnet are two diffrent people!
Oh and i didnt actually say hello..soo....HELLO! welcome!
Im a Chelmsfordian to!

[Spider]

hey n welcome im a former part time chelmsfordian ;)

[Mistress Pussycat]

So why did you leave?! It's not so bad here! Don't you miss it? Wanna move back I got a spare room to rent? lol!!


hey n welcome im a former part time chelmsfordian ;)

[bayonet]

Well I went shopping there once and did some evening classes there last year, so greetings as well!!

[Juvenilerider]

Chelmsford is - ahem - a wonderful town :-| if you like stupid dumb arse chavs EVERYWHERE and terrible TERRIBLE drivers

[Spider]

i left cause daddy moved up ere! and yeh i was seriously considering takin up ur room but im now at the point its too painful to move back and id have to get a job altho i could get transferd but id end up gettin in trouble and goin afta my ex n her new bf lol long story but i dont think i could do it ;(

[RaceMeNSee]

you never lived here nick! i got you a job here but ya never LIVED here! he's a clactonian!

[dragonfly]

welcome to the site elly x

[Spider]

you never lived here nick! i got you a job here but ya never LIVED here! he's a clactonian!

i was reffering to ESSEX m8 lol

[Mistress Pussycat]

Thanks Babe! x Nice to me another one of da ladeez.


welcome to the site elly x

[Spider]

how comes i leave essex when all the ladie bikers join DAMMIT!

[Mistress Pussycat]

Lol! Move back then dammit we can sabotage your ex all together and get mine while we're at it too! Ha ha!!

how comes i leave essex when all the ladie bikers join DAMMIT!

[Spider]

oooooh u saying that u dont know how much that means to me and tempts me but ill be jobless down there

[Mistress Pussycat]

Get another job then lol!! Nah jus playing dude. Know how you feel. To be honest at the moment I wanna run away too and leave Essex. Take me with you!!

oooooh u saying that u dont know how much that means to me and tempts me but ill be jobless down there

[Spider]

lol ur welcome up here n e time i could do with someone who speaks my langauge lol and doesnt laugh when i talk so if ya want a getaway we can run off together in my pimped out caravan n ride our bikes into the sunset ;)

[Lateshift]

you get Brummies laughing at your accent?? :D :D

do they realise how daft they sound?

its like record being played backwards :D


hoooooooooooow nooooooooow Brooooooooown coooooooow

yam yam yam yam yam :D

[Mistress Pussycat]

Ha ha wicked!!! Although it may sadden you to know that I am from the Isle of Man so have a half Essex and half northern accent!! Doh!! I can understand them tho so will do all ya translating for ya! lol!!

lol ur welcome up here n e time i could do with someone who speaks my langauge lol and doesnt laugh when i talk so if ya want a getaway we can run off together in my pimped out caravan n ride our bikes into the sunset ;)

[Spider]

perfect ;) there is a guy at work that lived in essex for 10 yrs so he is mildly understandable! lol and isle of man SWEEET

[RaceMeNSee]

dude, i could get you a job dowm lickady split!

[Spider]

wooop get me an app ill fill it out and if they call me in for an interview ill come down and if i get it ill move down woop

[Mistress Pussycat]

Sounds like we'll meet in da middle then!! :D lol

[Spider]

xzactly ;)

[Howsthings66]

Welcome.
Just came back to the site myself.

[Spider]

welcome m8

[RaceMeNSee]

errm my job isnt the aplication for type mate! and welcome one and all!

[Spider]

eh wot jon?

[RaceMeNSee]

doesnt matter

[Spider]

ok lol nice speaking wit ya lol