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20-01-2006, 09:15 PM
A Perfect Man and A Perfect Woman decided to tie the knot, together they were the Perfect Couple..
One night they are driving through the countryside on Christmas Eve, when they see Father Christmas, dripping wet, standing on the roadside looking lost, next to him is a big sack of toys..
So being the Perfect Couple, they tell him to get in and offer to take him back to his sleigh which he had fallen out of and landed in a lake.
They drive off and moments later there is a horrific car crash,
only one survives...
Who is it???
Well,
Theres no such thing as a perfect man...
And we all know that father christmas dont exist!
**** For woman, the joke ends here... For Men scroll further...**
If your a woman, STOP reading NOW...
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So if theres nobody else in the car it would mean that it was the woman that was driving which resulted in the crash...
Proves that woman arent so perfect after all.
Oh and if your a woman reading this...proves another thing..
Woman NEVER follow instructions...:laugh2
One night they are driving through the countryside on Christmas Eve, when they see Father Christmas, dripping wet, standing on the roadside looking lost, next to him is a big sack of toys..
So being the Perfect Couple, they tell him to get in and offer to take him back to his sleigh which he had fallen out of and landed in a lake.
They drive off and moments later there is a horrific car crash,
only one survives...
Who is it???
Well,
Theres no such thing as a perfect man...
And we all know that father christmas dont exist!
**** For woman, the joke ends here... For Men scroll further...**
If your a woman, STOP reading NOW...
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
..
So if theres nobody else in the car it would mean that it was the woman that was driving which resulted in the crash...
Proves that woman arent so perfect after all.
Oh and if your a woman reading this...proves another thing..
Woman NEVER follow instructions...:laugh2