Mens rules

[FACESLIDER]

We always here "THE RULES" from the female side,Here are the rules from the male side,,,,,,,

These are our rules:


(Please note these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE)

1.Breasts are for looking at and that is why we do it.Dont try and change that.

1.Learn to work the toilet seat.Your a big girl.If its up,put it down.You dont here us complaining about you leaving it down.

1.Saturday = sports.It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides,Let it be.

1.Shopping is NOT a sport.And no,we are never going to think of it that way.

1.Crying is blackmail.

1.Ask for what you want.Let us be clear on this one,
.Subtle hints do NOT work!
.Strong hints do NOT work!
.Obvious hints do NOT work!
.JUST SAY IT!

1."Yes" and "No" are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

1.Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it.Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

1.A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem.See a doctor.

1.Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.In fact,all comments become null and void after 7 days.

1.If you think your fat,then you probably are.Don't ask us.

1.If something we said can be interpreted two ways,and one of they ways makes you sad or angry,we meant the other one.

1.You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done,
.NOT both
.If you already know best how to do it,just do it yourself.

1.Whenever possible,please say whatever you have to say during commercials.

1.Christopher Columbus did not need directions and neither do we.

1.All men see only in 16 colors,like windows default settings.
.Peach, for example,is a fruit,not a color.Pumpkin is also a fruit.
.We have no idea what mauve is.

1.If it itches,then it will be scratched.We do that.

1.If we ask what is wrong and you say "Nothing",we will act like nothings wrong.We know you are lying,but it's just not worth the hassle.

1.If you ask a question you don't want an answer to,expect an answer you don't want to here.

1.When we have to go somewhere,absolutely anything you wear is fine,Really.

1.Don't ask us what we are thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as:
.Sex
.Sport
.Bikes and cars

1.You have enough clothes.

1.You have to many shoes.

1.I am in shape,round is a shape.

1.Thankyou for reading this;Yes, I have to sleep on the couch tonight,but did you know men really don't mind that.It's like camping.

Please tell this to as many men as you can- to give them a laugh,
Also:
Please tell as many women as you can - to give them an education.



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[gsxr dude]

sent that to my woman. i sed she might find were she is going wrong. lol not heard from her since!

[fall off]

lol very true just read it to the misses not impressed but i am so it doesn't matter:clap:clap

[harriebird]

s'all true i'm afraid....just embrace the differences!!!!!!

and while you are all looking at breasts with your tongues hanging out and risking getting slapped/shouted at, us girls are checking out the boys, in the most subtle way imaginable. you don't even notice we're doing it.......:laugh2