FACESLIDER
21-01-2006, 05:53 PM
Two Old blokes both suffering with alzheimers's where sitting in the park.When they here an ice cream van:
George: "Do you fancy one of those .......errrrrrrr.........them things,you no....errrrrrrrrr............the thing in the cone.......errrrrrrrrr....ice....erm...ice...."
Alf: "Ice cream"
George: "Thats it, ice cream, do you want one?"
Alf: " Yes please that would be nice"
George: " Do you want anything else"
Alf: " yeh! I'll have some of those........errrrrrm........those little bits....errrrrr......sprinkled on the top.....errrrrrrm.....you no...errrrrr......hun....hun"
George: "Hundreds and thousands"
Alf: "Thats it,hundreds and thousands.Do you want to write this down George"
George: "No, I'll be fine,anything else"
Alf: " Yeh! and can i have one of them things you put in the top.....errrrrrrrr.........You no..........errrrrm........the brown stick thing.......errrrrrrrr.......crumbly thing.........fla........a flaaaaa......"
George: " A flake"
Alf: " Thats the bugger,a flake.Now you sure you dont want to write this down incase you forgett"
George: "NO,I'm fine for god sake,i'll be back in a mo"
A few minuets pass and George returns and hands Alf a Hotdog....
George: "There you go, one hot dog"
Alf: "You prat, I knew you should of wrote it down....
you forgott the chips"
:jumping2 :jumping2 :jumping2
George: "Do you fancy one of those .......errrrrrrr.........them things,you no....errrrrrrrrr............the thing in the cone.......errrrrrrrrr....ice....erm...ice...."
Alf: "Ice cream"
George: "Thats it, ice cream, do you want one?"
Alf: " Yes please that would be nice"
George: " Do you want anything else"
Alf: " yeh! I'll have some of those........errrrrrm........those little bits....errrrrr......sprinkled on the top.....errrrrrrm.....you no...errrrrr......hun....hun"
George: "Hundreds and thousands"
Alf: "Thats it,hundreds and thousands.Do you want to write this down George"
George: "No, I'll be fine,anything else"
Alf: " Yeh! and can i have one of them things you put in the top.....errrrrrrrr.........You no..........errrrrm........the brown stick thing.......errrrrrrrr.......crumbly thing.........fla........a flaaaaa......"
George: " A flake"
Alf: " Thats the bugger,a flake.Now you sure you dont want to write this down incase you forgett"
George: "NO,I'm fine for god sake,i'll be back in a mo"
A few minuets pass and George returns and hands Alf a Hotdog....
George: "There you go, one hot dog"
Alf: "You prat, I knew you should of wrote it down....
you forgott the chips"
:jumping2 :jumping2 :jumping2