Hi! - I've just joined!

[TT]

Hi guys (and gals!)....Mark - aka Tarkmalbot told me about this site so have joined up to see whats going on?!...I'm a lady (Or at least - i'm all woman!) with her own bike and full licence - I ride a Suzuki SV650, Commentate in my spare time for a motorcycle stunt show! and love going to rallies and race meets! I'm based in Essex - but will go most places for a party! lol-Nice to be here folks!.xxxx

[Tark]

Look what i caught dan!!

LOL an essex bird with a bike and likes to party! Beat that! :lol:

[Dan]

Blimy - what bait did you use? :lol:

Welcome to the forum TT. Where abouts in Essex are you from?
.. ooo... and how old is your SV650?

[Spider]

lol typical essex biker asks how old the bike is rather than the bird lol

[FingerZ!]

ok its gonna have to be me then - How old are you TT?!

(on behalf of the others lol!)

cant tell you are on a site full of blokes can ya! :lol:

[Tark]

Mid 20's Matey. Is that sweet or what. And she's single!! :lol:

Shame i live so far away cos she is hot and she fancies me! :wink:

[Dan]

Well i think a picture is needed in the MEMBER PICS forum ;)

[FingerZ!]

hell yeah - c'mon pics!!!!!!!!!!!!!


fancies you tark?! confident arent we?! :P

lol

[Tark]

Well we talk on MSN and she is up for it with me! Were gonna meet up one day when she is working up near my end.

[FingerZ!]

Pics dammit PICS!!!!

[Dan]

You've all scared her off lol. :shock:

[FingerZ!]

(apologises)

Come Back!

please?! 8)

[Tark]

Ok i will tell you.

She has a Boyfriend for a start and she is in her mid 40's.

I will post a picture later.

:lol:

BVut i wasn't lying when i said she fancies me though, thats true! 8)

[FingerZ!]

lol you are the MAN!

if she fancies you then you gotta take her for a ride and stuff! 8) :lol: :wink:

[Tark]

Ok. Lets keep it down a little cos my dad uses the forum now not to mention what TT would think if she reads this!

:lol:

[FingerZ!]

i dunno what you mean mate i was simply suggesting that you take her out for a ride on your bike! :D

cos you are a racer n stuff 8)

[Tark]

Oh ok then. I think she would be better off taking me for a ride. My 125 or her 650. Hmmm Let me think? :lol:

[FingerZ!]

yeah i spose youa re right afterall mate she is more experienced! ;)

[Dan]

So does anyone know where she's dissapeared to then? lol

:shifty:

[FingerZ!]

must have nipped out for a ride lol!

[Spider]

or gone to meet tark so she can take him for a ride!!! he he with her experiance and all

[Dan]

She's brave coming on here with all us blokes..... :drinking:

[Tark]

She would eat us all! Shes a crazy woman!!

[Spider]

he he probably mmy mum y mum is KRAZY

[womble]

Now now boys what have you done to our TT

she really is a lovely girl you know & lives just down the road from me

NOW BEHAVE

or she will be round to beat you into submission with a jandful of wet herring lol

[Dan]

We're nice! :)

I think she's vanished tho... havnt seen her in here for ages!

[Tark]

I have a pic of her and her bike at my dads i iwll post them up tomorra. Plus a pic she send me of her boobs to keep me going!! :wink:

She wants me! :wink:

[Dan]

lol - funny ;)

[Tark]

She is online now and just sent me some pictures of her at Mallory on a track day.

[Spider]

kool post the boobs!!! he he *he says with dirty grinn!!!*

[Tark]

Only a couple of hours before i post some pics!!

[Tark]

Sorry i didn't post them up.

I was at my dads this evening in the country side. There was a big storm and the phone lines went down! :roll:

Back home now but dont have the pictures!!

Next time I promise!

[Spider]

lol sods law!!

[TT]

Hi guys! Mamma's home! hehehe

Firstly - I'm gonna take a deep breath and reply to your questions before you all die of anticipation!....

1)DAN - I've had my SV650 since it was new - June 2001. - It's the bikini fairing version in metalic blue - mighty fine! hehe
2)FINGERZ - I'm 39 babe! - not mid 40's like Mark said! (Tark - a lady can go off a guy ya know?! hehe)
3)WONMBLE - Thanks for being my champion in my absense - but i think they are right - I'd eat 'em alive and spit out the bones! hehe
4)SPIDER - There is more to me than my boobs ya know?! hehe - but for you (and the others) i will try to post a couple of pics - as i think TarkMark may be erm.....busy with his copies! hehe

Nice to know i've been missed by the way!

Love TT.xxxx

[Spider]

Wikid i get to see BOOBS then i can get busy with em i mean admire them

[Dan]

Welcome back TT - at least you wernt scared off by the <cough... looking at post above... cough> adele.. OMG i cant spell that word...

shamed....

<goes to corner of the room>

[Spider]

cheers dan!!! your number one poster and thats how you repay me :cry:


< goes to other corner and cries :cry: >

[TT]

OK OK! Spider! hehehe - just for you! well maybe a few others too?! Here goes nothing! http://www.bikersweb.tv/forum/attachment.php?s=&postid=44818

[Biker Dude]

lol...typicll essex bird...always willing to get 'em out for the lads... oops did i say that out loud :shifty: lol...sry TT only j/k

[TT]

Bikerdude! - hehehe - as i tell all my mates - I'm not an Essex girl....I'm an Essex WOMAN! 5 times more fun and 10 times more dangerous!!!! and i ride a great bike! - so read it and weap hun! hehehe - Nice to hear from ya anyhow! !!!!

Love TT.xxxx

[Abberadon]

Christ! She's only been here 5 minuntes and shes getting em out. Leave the poor kids alone you dirty tart.

[TT]

Oh but Abb! they seem so deprived?! hehehe I just had to throw them a line!!! hehehe

Anyway - you get to see 'em for real!!!!! - so dont be greedy! hehehe

Love TT.xxxx

[Spider]

yes us poor deprived youngsters!!! ab you seem to be deprived of posts

[womble]

I hope that is as low as you are going to pull that top down TT I dont think the young uns in here could take the excitment of real boobs & Nipples ( would make all thier keyboards sticky lol )

[FUBAR]

lmfao
Nar i got my biker babe and im happy with her :)

[FUBAR]

Oh yeah and while im here HI TT !! :twisted:

[Tark]

Sorry for getting your age wrong. At first i thought you were mid 20's and then got all confused! :shifty:

[Spider]

so how old are you fubar?

[TT]

Hi Fubar - Hi Womble - Hi guys and gals! - Sorry I havent been in for a while - been real busy - Glad the age thing is sorted out now Mark! - got your new mobile number today by the way - thanks for that....Oh and Sarah.......Nice pic hun!

Are any of ya other than myself, Abberadon and Womble planning on going to the Celtic Warriors Rally this weekend? Its only up the M11 - go on - ya know ya wanna!!!!

:D :lol: :wink:

Love TT.xxxx

[TT]

SPIDER!!!!!!!!!!! Earth calling SPIDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm back from Guernsey and commentating - (As well as learning how to wheelie a 400cc quad bike and how to get it up on its two side wheels!!!!)

And as promised - got you a couple of signed posters! - for you and Essexbikers.....Mail me your address and i'll send 'em to you - that way you get the real things and can scan some or all of it for in here?!

My addy is samtt30@hotmail.com

Catch you soon hun

Love TT.xxxx

[Tark]

Cool. nice to see you have had a good time and you got my Number. Call me Anytime babs!! :wink:

[Spider]

sent ya a mail TT with me address in cheerrs!

[Dan]

Welcome back!

Just mailed you my addy for the Essex Bikers stuff - i'll scan em in once I have them and post em up.

Hope you had a nice time, quad bikes rule! :lol: :lol:

[TT]

Hi Dan, I'm finally back on my pc for a while - trying to catch up on life in the virtual world! - Hope you got the poster ok? - (you too Spider)
I'm off to the tailender BMF show this coming weekend - to commentate for Jake Semtex; and Flying Ryan Griffiths at the East of England showground at Peterborough so if any of you fancy a ride out - let me know and i'll look out for ya!

Will hopefully be getting a chance to have another go at perfecting some stunts on the quad - so will let ya know how it goes!

Wish me luck and still hope to meet up with a few of you at Snetterton to cheer Mark on?!

Love TT.xxxx

[Biker Dude]

Hey TT... Im already goin to the tale end...need a new lid and boots! I'll keep an ear out for the commentary! Im goin on sunday, u still gonna be there then?

[TT]

Yup dude! lol - i'll be there both days - 2 shows on sat and 2 on sun usually!
Main arena - come say hi!

Any more for any more?!

Love TT.xxxx

[Dan]

Got the poster, thanks :wink:

[TT]

Hi Dan - sweet! - sorry its not much - but i'll see what else i can blag for you guys while at the BMF!

BTW - i just tried to attatch a pic to my profile - but the ones i have are too big and i dont have the facility to reduce them - never mind hey?! At least i know how to do it in theory! lol thanks again.

Love TT.xxxx

[Dan]

Email me the pic you want to use to dan@essexbikers.co.uk and i'll send you back a smaller version of it that you can use.

D.

[Bobbylock]

Oi! Mark, i think that you forgot that I would be using this forum aswell, not just your Dad!

Ooh, you in big trouble boy!

I thought i was the only gal for you, I wonder how i got that impression though?

Oh, I remember it might have something to do with the fact that im your girlfriend!

Say your prayers sucker!

Oh and Hi TT! (nice boobs!)

And you guys must be deprived!

[Spider]

not deprived! just er! well happy to see a pair of new faces now and again!!! he he this forum is pretty good at ****ing of members girlfriends lol!

[TT]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I just updated myself on this thread?!!! hehehe - Sorry guys! - and high five to Bobbylock! - Keep him in his place girlfriend! hehe

Me?! I'm just the 'mommy' in here! - and one that just lives life to the max!

These boys just need a firm hand once in a while!!!! or should i not be saying that either?!

I'll get me coat shall i?!

:wink:

Love TT.xxxx

[Tark]

It wasn't Me I promise!! Someone must have signed in as me and done all this! I have never read this before!! :shifty: :liar: :whistle:

Or do I mean busted!! :oops: :roll: :cry:

[Bobbylock]

I think us girls need to stick together don't we TT!

And Mark you are totally busted!!!

[TT]

Girls always stick together hun! lol - fella's come and go but girlfriends are for life! hehehe

Mark - I think you better start grovelling now boy! hehehe

Only kidding boys! - never stop doing what you do or else all my fun will be spoiled!

Love TT.xxxx

aka Momma Bitch!

[Doninha Princesa]

These boys just need a firm hand once in a while!!!! or should i not be saying that either?! :wink:

LOL thats one way of puttin it! lol
And TT aint the 'mummy' she kicks a*** on her bike, even wiv me as a pillion! lol
xxxxx

[Tark]

I supose her bike did have a good rider for a little while. After all she let me have a go!! :lol:

[Doninha Princesa]

lol yeah poor little bike, lol im messin.

TT is a great rider. Girls Together here!! lol

xxxx

[TT]

Awhhhhhhhhhh - thanks Sarah!!!!!!!!!!!

And as for you Mark?! lol - i think i'll let your better half deal with you?!!!!!!! hehehe

I'm glad i flew the flag well for the girls! - would have been rude not to i felt?!!!!!!!!!!!!! hehehe

Must do it again some time real soon before the weather turns bad?!

Love TT.xxx
Bitch on a bitch of a bike - and proud of it!!!!!!!!

[Tark]

too late waiting for the weather! :roll:

[Spider]

so u one of those weather riders¬! GRRRR

[Biker Dude]

lol...no1 can ever call me a "fair Weather Biker" At the begining of the year me and my lil old Prilia Rs125 went to work..and it just happened to be icey roads!! dont ask how i kept it upright coz i dunno me self. But it was sum scary sh*t!

[Tark]

No. She said before the bad weather comes. But it is allready here.

I dont have much of a choice about riding in all weather cos i haven't got a car anymore . :cry:

[Spider]

hell yeah know that feelin! had to go to the shops for the bitch once! and well it was proper icy! and i mangaed to get there! (and they were shut) and hell no i wernt going to find an open one! and i got to me lights! turned the corner! and the bast*rd thing went from underneath me and i lid down the road into a car! lol and the bike just popped right up and was propped against the curb"!

[Biker Dude]

lmao...clever old bike!! Unlucky for u tho man!! OUCH

[Spider]

lol it was mainly my pride hurt! i couldnt belive i went out in that!

[Biker Dude]

....lol....i didnt know it was icey tho. I went off me drive and the back end stepped out..i was like humm, think i'll go easy! Got to the hill i have to go down...still good, then it turns..i turned the bike didnt. This would be the point where i shat my self!

[Spider]

lol hell yeah! ooops!

[Doninha Princesa]

awwww poor jamie, lol i went out in that snow back in january, had to go up to ingatestone at half 6am, halfway there slid in the snow and hit an island, totally ****ed my exhast and had to push the bike the rest of the way coz i just wasnt gettin anywhere, then had to push it back at 5pm to shenfield high street (****in long way in the snow, up hill, on its own let alone pushin a foockin bike, even if it was only a ped!) in the snow to get to a mates house, then wen i tell my dad ''i slid in the snow and hit an island'', his reaction is..... ''What in the road?'' and he was serious! my answer was ''no, in the ****in sea you idiot, of course in the bloody road.'' lol that comment didnt go down to well! lol

xxxxx

[Spider]

lol island sea ha ha

[Biker Dude]

lol..... i sea what u done there....island...sea. Well clever!!!

[Spider]

yeah me 2 i thought it was funny!

[TT]

Now now children! lol - This could get very silly?! - (Oh go on then! )
hehehe

I'm not a fair weather rider - have spent many a year with freezing cold hands and knees/joints - but simply prefer not to go out in bad weather now if i can avoid it! - Been there done that! - no fun - and this time round - fun is all i'm interested in! lol -

Thats when my company car suddenly looks very appealing! hehehe

Love TT.xxxx

[Biker Dude]

company cars!! Boo Hisss ........can i have your company car for the winter... i cant drive, but i'll take good care of it! Promise

[Doninha Princesa]

lol its seriously what he said to me and that was the answer that jumped into my head! lol company car! hmmm well i am gonna get a car i spose but im in no rush!

[TT]

What can i say?! lol - I work 11 counties! so i need a car! - and i ain't gonna freeze my assets off when i can turn the heat up in the cage! lol

Just another perk of being older i guess?! - and of course the fact that i'm a sales rep helps!!!!! hehehe

Weekends/when i'm commentating/rallying/racing or just generally playing - then its the bike the whole bike and nothing but the bike so help me cod! lol

Love TT.xxxx

[Tark]

I used to have a car to keep warm in! Bad timing to get a bike again! :cry: