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11-02-2006, 10:13 PM
Bumper Stickers
* Mean people produce little mean people
* "I love cats...they taste just like chicken"
* "Out of my mind. Back in five minutes."
* "Born Free. . . . .Taxed to Death"
* "Cover me. I'm changing lanes."
* "The more people I meet, the more I like my dog."
* "Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot."
* "Conserve toilet paper, use both sides."
* "REHAB is for quitters"
* "I get enough exercise just pushing my luck!"
* "Sometimes I wake up grumpy; Other times I let her sleep"
* "SAVE A TREE: Eat a beaver"
* "I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian."
* "I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!"
* "Some people are only alive because it is illegal to kill."
* "A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory."
* "How Can I Miss You if You Won't Go Away?"
* "I'm not as think as you drunk I am"
* "Forget about World Peace.....Visualize Using Your Turn Signal !"
* "He who laughs last thinks slowest"
* "Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else."
* "Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies."
* "Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes."
* "Consciousness: that annoying time between naps."
* "i souport publik edekasion"
* "Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home."
* "Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder..."
* "Why is 'abbreviation' such a long word?"
* "Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?"
* Lead me not into temptation, I can find it myself.
* Jesus is coming, everyone look busy.
* Horn broken, watch for finger.
* If at first you do succeed, try not to look astonished.
* Jesus loves you... everyone else thinks you're an ass hole.
* I'm just driving this way to **** you off.
* Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs.
* Keep honking, I'm reloading.
* Hang up and drive.
* Ask me about microwaveing cats for fun and profit.
* I said "no" to drugs, but they just wouldn't listen.
* Friends don't let Friends drive Naked.
* If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made of meat?
* Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie!'... till you can find a rock.
* Sex on television can't hurt you... unless you fall off.
* Honk if you’re horny
* Caution! I speed up to run over small animals.
* Earth First! We'll strip mine the other planets later.
* You're just jealous because the voices are talking to me and not you!
* Save Your Breath . . . You'll need it to blow up your date!
* All Men Are Animals, Some Just Make Better Pets.
* Constipated people don't give a crap
* I brake for no apparent reason.
* Learn from your parents' mistakes - use birth control.
* Sometimes I wake up grumpy; Other times I let her sleep.
* Sorry, I don't date outside my species.
* No radio - Already stolen.
* It's lonely at the top, but you eat better.
* Give me ambiguity or give me something else.
* Make it idiot-proof and someone will make a better idiot.
* Caution: I drive like you
* "Someday we'll look back on all this and plow into a parked car."
* "We having nothing to fear but fear itself. That, and maybe getting mugged by someone wearing a "No Fear" T-shirt."
* "There's no real need to do housework -- after four years it doesn't get any worse."
* "Everybody is somebody else's weirdo."
* Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.
* Preserve wildlife. Pickle a squirrel
* "Why drink and drive, when you can smoke and fly"
* Life's a bitch and then you marry one!
* "Women need a reason to have sex - men just need a place."
* The sooner you fall behind, the more time you have to catch up.
* My father taught me to work; he did not teach me to love it.
* Learn to say no.
* I have plenty of common sense, I just choose to ignore it.
* zero to naked in 6.2 beers
* Discourage inbreeding: ban country music
* beer…helping ugly people have sex since 1842
* Life's too short to dance with ugly women.
* Men are proof that women can take a joke.
* Time is what keeps things from happening all at once.
* ESCHEW OBFUSCATION.
* Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes.
* It's lonely at the top, but you eat better.
* Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
* Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.
* I swerve for cats.
* Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
* I took an IQ test and the results were negative.
* Time is the best teacher; unfortunately it kills all its students!
* Did you check if your horn works?
* I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges.
* Honk if you love peace and quiet.
* Pardon my driving, I'm reloading.
* Nothing is fool-proof to a sufficiently talented fool.
* Have you ever noticed how nothing is impossible for those who don't have to do it?
* On the other hand, you have different fingers.
* Dyslexics of the world, untie!
* I don't find it hard to meet expenses. They're everywhere.
* I just let my mind wander, and it didn't come back.
* Don't steal. The government hates competition.
* If you don't like my driving, stay off the sidewalk.
* I hear you lost your cat? Check under my tire.
* I can only please one person a day, and today ain't your day... (tomorrow ain't looking good either).
* If you don't like the news, go out and make some.
* I Brake For No Apparent Reason.
* I may be fat, but you're ugly - I can lose weight!
* Where there's a will, I want to be in it!
* How Can I Miss You if You Won't Go Away?
* I'm out of bed and dressed. What more do you want?
* I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure.
* I can handle pain until it hurts.
* I'm objective; I object to everything.
* Gravity is a myth. The Earth sucks.
* Have a nice day... somewhere else.
* It's been Monday all week.
* Gravity always gets me down.
* I've given up trying to escape from reality; they always find me anyway.
* They told me I was gullible... and I believed them.
* You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely.
* Support bacteria! It's the only culture some people have.
* I believe in getting in hot water; it keeps you clean.
* According to my best recollection, I don't remember.
* I think that I think, therefore I think that I am.
* I still miss my ex-wife. But my aim is improving.
* I can't go to work today. The voices told me to stay home and clean the guns.
* They're not hot flashes...they're POWER SURGES!
* Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
* Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how it remains so popular?
* You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.
* Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.
* I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.
* Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.
* A day without sunshine is like, night.
* The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
* Gravity- It's not just a good idea, it's the LAW!
* Why be difficult, when with a bit of effort, you can be impossible?
* Life is too complicated in the morning.
* All I want is less to do, more time to do it, and higher pay for not getting it done.
* Nobody's perfect. I'm a Nobody.
* Ask me about my vow of silence.
* My karma ran over your dogma.
* I brake for…wait…AAAH!…NO BRAKES!!!!!
* A fool and his money are a girl's best friend.
* Diplomacy is the art of letting someone else get your way.
* HANG-UP & DRIVE
* Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change.
* If you can read this, I can hit my brakes and sue you.
* Stop repeat offenders. Don't re-elect them!
* Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
* I intend to live forever - so far, so good.
* Taxation WITH representation isn't so hot, either!
* Eat Well, Stay Fit, Die Anyway.
* Money Isn't Everything, But it Sure Keeps the Kids In Touch.
* I brake for Hallucinations.
* I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.
* Illiterate? Call This Number for Help...
* This Vehicle Swerves and Hits Pedestrians at Random
* Be Kind To Donkey’s... Kiss My Ass!
* Blonde's T-Shirt: TGIF - Tits Go In Front
* C.U.N.T. : Can't Understand Normal Thinking.
* Dial 999 - Make A Cop Come
* Fighting For Peace Is Like Screwing For Virginity
* Get Off My Ass And I’ll Let You Pass!
* Grab ‘Em By The Balls And Their Hearts And Minds Will Follow!
* I Fart To Make You Smell Better
* I Love Everybody - And You're Next!
* I Love Every Bone In Your Body - Especially Mine!
* If you don't believe in oral sex, keep your mouth shut!
* If you drink, don't park, accidents cause people
* If you're not a hemorrhoid, get off my ass!
* If that phone was up your butt, maybe you could drive better
* Impotence: Nature's way of saying "No Hard Feelings"
* Practice safe sex, go screw yourself
* Remember When Air Was Clean And Sex Was Dirty?
* Remember my name 'cause you'll be screaming it later!
* Save Gas - Fart in a Jar
* Sticks and stones may break my bones, but whips andchains excite me!
* To all you virgins, thanks for nothing
* Trying to see things from your point of view, but I can't get my head that far up my ass!
* Why be difficult, when with a bit of effort, you can be impossible?
* Life is too complicated in the morning.
* If ignorance is bliss, you must be orgasmic.
* Good girls get fat, bad girls get eaten.
* You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.
* So you're a feminist...Isn't that cute!
* I need someone really bad... are you really bad?
* I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing.
* Life's a buffet... so eat me!
* Jesus paid for our sins... now lets get our money's worth.
* Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs.
* Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
* Snatch a kiss, or vice versa.
* A dirty mind is a terrible thing to waste.
* Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
* I'm as confused as a baby in a topless bar.
* Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.
* Flashlight: A container for dead batteries.
* I wouldn't be caught dead with a necrophiliac.
* Assassins do it from behind.
* Mean people produce little mean people
* "I love cats...they taste just like chicken"
* "Out of my mind. Back in five minutes."
* "Born Free. . . . .Taxed to Death"
* "Cover me. I'm changing lanes."
* "The more people I meet, the more I like my dog."
* "Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot."
* "Conserve toilet paper, use both sides."
* "REHAB is for quitters"
* "I get enough exercise just pushing my luck!"
* "Sometimes I wake up grumpy; Other times I let her sleep"
* "SAVE A TREE: Eat a beaver"
* "I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian."
* "I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!"
* "Some people are only alive because it is illegal to kill."
* "A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory."
* "How Can I Miss You if You Won't Go Away?"
* "I'm not as think as you drunk I am"
* "Forget about World Peace.....Visualize Using Your Turn Signal !"
* "He who laughs last thinks slowest"
* "Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else."
* "Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies."
* "Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes."
* "Consciousness: that annoying time between naps."
* "i souport publik edekasion"
* "Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home."
* "Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder..."
* "Why is 'abbreviation' such a long word?"
* "Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?"
* Lead me not into temptation, I can find it myself.
* Jesus is coming, everyone look busy.
* Horn broken, watch for finger.
* If at first you do succeed, try not to look astonished.
* Jesus loves you... everyone else thinks you're an ass hole.
* I'm just driving this way to **** you off.
* Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs.
* Keep honking, I'm reloading.
* Hang up and drive.
* Ask me about microwaveing cats for fun and profit.
* I said "no" to drugs, but they just wouldn't listen.
* Friends don't let Friends drive Naked.
* If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made of meat?
* Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie!'... till you can find a rock.
* Sex on television can't hurt you... unless you fall off.
* Honk if you’re horny
* Caution! I speed up to run over small animals.
* Earth First! We'll strip mine the other planets later.
* You're just jealous because the voices are talking to me and not you!
* Save Your Breath . . . You'll need it to blow up your date!
* All Men Are Animals, Some Just Make Better Pets.
* Constipated people don't give a crap
* I brake for no apparent reason.
* Learn from your parents' mistakes - use birth control.
* Sometimes I wake up grumpy; Other times I let her sleep.
* Sorry, I don't date outside my species.
* No radio - Already stolen.
* It's lonely at the top, but you eat better.
* Give me ambiguity or give me something else.
* Make it idiot-proof and someone will make a better idiot.
* Caution: I drive like you
* "Someday we'll look back on all this and plow into a parked car."
* "We having nothing to fear but fear itself. That, and maybe getting mugged by someone wearing a "No Fear" T-shirt."
* "There's no real need to do housework -- after four years it doesn't get any worse."
* "Everybody is somebody else's weirdo."
* Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.
* Preserve wildlife. Pickle a squirrel
* "Why drink and drive, when you can smoke and fly"
* Life's a bitch and then you marry one!
* "Women need a reason to have sex - men just need a place."
* The sooner you fall behind, the more time you have to catch up.
* My father taught me to work; he did not teach me to love it.
* Learn to say no.
* I have plenty of common sense, I just choose to ignore it.
* zero to naked in 6.2 beers
* Discourage inbreeding: ban country music
* beer…helping ugly people have sex since 1842
* Life's too short to dance with ugly women.
* Men are proof that women can take a joke.
* Time is what keeps things from happening all at once.
* ESCHEW OBFUSCATION.
* Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes.
* It's lonely at the top, but you eat better.
* Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
* Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.
* I swerve for cats.
* Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
* I took an IQ test and the results were negative.
* Time is the best teacher; unfortunately it kills all its students!
* Did you check if your horn works?
* I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges.
* Honk if you love peace and quiet.
* Pardon my driving, I'm reloading.
* Nothing is fool-proof to a sufficiently talented fool.
* Have you ever noticed how nothing is impossible for those who don't have to do it?
* On the other hand, you have different fingers.
* Dyslexics of the world, untie!
* I don't find it hard to meet expenses. They're everywhere.
* I just let my mind wander, and it didn't come back.
* Don't steal. The government hates competition.
* If you don't like my driving, stay off the sidewalk.
* I hear you lost your cat? Check under my tire.
* I can only please one person a day, and today ain't your day... (tomorrow ain't looking good either).
* If you don't like the news, go out and make some.
* I Brake For No Apparent Reason.
* I may be fat, but you're ugly - I can lose weight!
* Where there's a will, I want to be in it!
* How Can I Miss You if You Won't Go Away?
* I'm out of bed and dressed. What more do you want?
* I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure.
* I can handle pain until it hurts.
* I'm objective; I object to everything.
* Gravity is a myth. The Earth sucks.
* Have a nice day... somewhere else.
* It's been Monday all week.
* Gravity always gets me down.
* I've given up trying to escape from reality; they always find me anyway.
* They told me I was gullible... and I believed them.
* You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely.
* Support bacteria! It's the only culture some people have.
* I believe in getting in hot water; it keeps you clean.
* According to my best recollection, I don't remember.
* I think that I think, therefore I think that I am.
* I still miss my ex-wife. But my aim is improving.
* I can't go to work today. The voices told me to stay home and clean the guns.
* They're not hot flashes...they're POWER SURGES!
* Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
* Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how it remains so popular?
* You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.
* Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.
* I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.
* Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.
* A day without sunshine is like, night.
* The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
* Gravity- It's not just a good idea, it's the LAW!
* Why be difficult, when with a bit of effort, you can be impossible?
* Life is too complicated in the morning.
* All I want is less to do, more time to do it, and higher pay for not getting it done.
* Nobody's perfect. I'm a Nobody.
* Ask me about my vow of silence.
* My karma ran over your dogma.
* I brake for…wait…AAAH!…NO BRAKES!!!!!
* A fool and his money are a girl's best friend.
* Diplomacy is the art of letting someone else get your way.
* HANG-UP & DRIVE
* Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change.
* If you can read this, I can hit my brakes and sue you.
* Stop repeat offenders. Don't re-elect them!
* Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
* I intend to live forever - so far, so good.
* Taxation WITH representation isn't so hot, either!
* Eat Well, Stay Fit, Die Anyway.
* Money Isn't Everything, But it Sure Keeps the Kids In Touch.
* I brake for Hallucinations.
* I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.
* Illiterate? Call This Number for Help...
* This Vehicle Swerves and Hits Pedestrians at Random
* Be Kind To Donkey’s... Kiss My Ass!
* Blonde's T-Shirt: TGIF - Tits Go In Front
* C.U.N.T. : Can't Understand Normal Thinking.
* Dial 999 - Make A Cop Come
* Fighting For Peace Is Like Screwing For Virginity
* Get Off My Ass And I’ll Let You Pass!
* Grab ‘Em By The Balls And Their Hearts And Minds Will Follow!
* I Fart To Make You Smell Better
* I Love Everybody - And You're Next!
* I Love Every Bone In Your Body - Especially Mine!
* If you don't believe in oral sex, keep your mouth shut!
* If you drink, don't park, accidents cause people
* If you're not a hemorrhoid, get off my ass!
* If that phone was up your butt, maybe you could drive better
* Impotence: Nature's way of saying "No Hard Feelings"
* Practice safe sex, go screw yourself
* Remember When Air Was Clean And Sex Was Dirty?
* Remember my name 'cause you'll be screaming it later!
* Save Gas - Fart in a Jar
* Sticks and stones may break my bones, but whips andchains excite me!
* To all you virgins, thanks for nothing
* Trying to see things from your point of view, but I can't get my head that far up my ass!
* Why be difficult, when with a bit of effort, you can be impossible?
* Life is too complicated in the morning.
* If ignorance is bliss, you must be orgasmic.
* Good girls get fat, bad girls get eaten.
* You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.
* So you're a feminist...Isn't that cute!
* I need someone really bad... are you really bad?
* I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing.
* Life's a buffet... so eat me!
* Jesus paid for our sins... now lets get our money's worth.
* Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs.
* Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
* Snatch a kiss, or vice versa.
* A dirty mind is a terrible thing to waste.
* Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
* I'm as confused as a baby in a topless bar.
* Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.
* Flashlight: A container for dead batteries.
* I wouldn't be caught dead with a necrophiliac.
* Assassins do it from behind.