Dan
21-07-2003, 06:28 PM
This bloke walks into a public toilet where he finds two cubicles, one is already occupied. So he enters the other one, closes the door, drops 'em and sits down. A voice then comes from the cubicle next to him and says, "G'day mate, how are you going?"
Thinking this a bit strange but not wanting to be rude the guy replies, "Yeah, not too bad thanks".
After a short pause, he hears the voice again, "So, what are you up to mate?" Again answering reluctantly, but unsure what to say, replies, "Erm, just having a quick poo. How about yourself?"
He then hears the voice for the 3rd time.....
"Sorry mate, I'll have to call you back, I've got some ****head next to me answering all my questions"
Thinking this a bit strange but not wanting to be rude the guy replies, "Yeah, not too bad thanks".
After a short pause, he hears the voice again, "So, what are you up to mate?" Again answering reluctantly, but unsure what to say, replies, "Erm, just having a quick poo. How about yourself?"
He then hears the voice for the 3rd time.....
"Sorry mate, I'll have to call you back, I've got some ****head next to me answering all my questions"