Hi... Im new! (HOW POPULAR IS THIS THREAD?!?)

[Doninha Princesa]

hi there, i'm here to introduce myself. i've just joined, my name is sarah and i'm from romford, essex. :evil: :twisted: :wink:

[Tark]

Hi There.

I'm Mark.

[Dan]

Hi Sarah, welcome to the forum.

Most of us in here are pretty much local to Romford :)

What bike do you ride, if any?

[Tark]

Check the for sale section!! Se loves RS125'S! And wants to but the one for sale!

[FingerZ!]

Hello Sarah!

Welcome to the site n stuff!

I am romford aswell! - seeya for a ride out once you are up and running perhaps?!

Tim :)

[Doninha Princesa]

hi guys.
I've currently gotta little Yamaha Neo's50.
It's not great but she gets me from A to B (just!!!)
Sorry but I cant get on the net till i get home from work and thats about eleven/twelveish! but if you leave me messages i'll answer them when I can.

:evil: :twisted: :wink:

[FingerZ!]

ah no worries - we are on late anyways!

as for your bike - its two wheels that can filter through traffic!! :lol:

[Doninha Princesa]

as for your bike - its two wheels that can filter through traffic!! :lol:

yeah, I can filter through traffic, just can't keep up if the traffic is actually moving. Wouldn't change her for the world mind.
Don't know what I'm gonna do when I get a proper bike, Can't face the thought of selling her, really couldn't bare to. :cry: It upsets me just thinkin bout it, I've had her 2yrs and just couldn't let her go!!! IS THAT SAD OR WHAT!!!!!
:( :( :( :( :( :( :(

:evil: :twisted: :wink:

[FingerZ!]

nah thats not sad

i am a bit attached to my car cos when i got it it was really cheap and it had unbelievably low miles on it - cant bear the thort of gettin rid of it cos its cheap to run aswell - next car will cost 4 times what i paid at least for this one and the insurance will trebble!!!

[Spider]

know what ya mean i had a Trekker for a year coundt face seeling it so i gave it to me girlfriend!! so i still get ot rag it up and down the road now and again he he 50mph!!! yaya!

[Dan]

I remember when i sold my first car..... good ol' 1.1 C reg fiesta ghia....

<sniff sniff>

:cry: :cry:

[FingerZ!]

toom a while to talk meself into sellin that red XR2 of mine - i loved that car - had SOOOOO many good times in it and soo many good laughs and memories - even got videos of it and us lot messin about driving about in it!!! was the nuts!

but it had to go to make way for turbo power!

[Spider]

Well i got a fecking Mini Morris 850 and i wanna sell it now and get a car thgat will reach 80mph!!! GRRR but me dad wont let me :( i think he brought "me" the car but more for his sake than mine!!! cause i hate it!!!

[Doninha Princesa]

aw at least I'm not the only sad git then!!!


Only kidding guys. So do you guys go out together (I mean on the bikes!! LOL) at all cause once I'm up and running it'd be kool to meet up with some of youse??!

:evil: :twisted: :wink:

[Spider]

im up for a rdie down romford (harold hill) used to live there!!!! used to live near hildene shops and i once lived on straight road!!!

[Dan]

Yeah, count me in - always nice to meet up with forum members.

How long is it gonna be before you get your bike & licence?

D.

[FingerZ!]

Wicked!

Finally an essexbikers meet!!

yeah i will be there with dan probly - but you gotta promise not to laugh at me big gay jacket lol! :oops:

mind you at this rate my f***ing bike wont be with me much longer - spent all day workin on it today was going really really well - got everything done on it that i wanted to pretty much - then one of the carb drains started ****ing fuel out - took it out and the tip has kinda worn/broken off!!! :evil:

if i dont get to go on it to the bulldog on thursday i will NOT be pleased!

[Doninha Princesa]

SO SPIDER YOU GET AROUND THEN, I'M NEAR HILLDENE AVE AND STRAIGHT ROAD!!
I CAN RE-TAKE MY TEST ANY TIME AFTER THIS TUES SO JUST GOTTA WAIT FOR MY DAD TO GET A SPACE HE CAN BOOK ME INTO

:evil: :twisted: :wink:

[FingerZ!]

Wicked!

im not far from there - down the A12 a bit!

all have to have a mni meet soon eh!?

ride out to a pub somewhere n have a coke LO!L

:)

[Spider]

lol yeah kool well i got me bike im waiting for mem ****ing instructer to answer his fone so i can take me bliming test!!! then get me bike restricted then will probably have to follow me mum down or summink havent took the trip yet but then meet up with you guys!!! wll be a laff!! and FingerZ wen u said mini meet as in a small group or the car cause if it the car i got a mini as well lol!

[FingerZ!]

lol

nah small group of people innit!

what you talkin bout follow ya mum down?

[Spider]

me mum would probably be goijng to me nans or summink so i can follow her down to romford as im not 100% sure of the way from clacton to romford!

[FingerZ!]

ahh i seeee!!

didnt realise you were that far out!

thats ok its all A roads mate - A12 or A127 straight down till you hit gallows corner roundabout then you should know where you are!

[Spider]

yeah good old gallows corner and the flyover

[FingerZ!]

fukken deadly roundabout!!!

you can go over there 100's of times n be fine then all of a sudden you get a run of unlucky crossings - i had 3 the other week - once on bike nearly got squished - twice in teh car almost got T boned!

madness

[Spider]

yeah init we should set up a CCTV or a video camera there and just record all the crashes and sell em to websites and tv shows lol we would make a fortune!

[Dan]

www.gallowscornermasacres.com LOL (dont click it... its a joke stupid! :lol: )

Right, so once Sarah's got her licence, Tims bikes back on the road, and Spider finds out how to get here, we can meet up... rahh!

Im only coming from Brentwood, so im not too far.

[Doninha Princesa]

''Right, so once Sarah's got her licence, Tims bikes back on the road, and Spider finds out how to get here, we can meet up... rahh! ''

yeah so not too long to wait then huh??!!
kool.

:evil: :twisted: :wink:


as for Gallows Corner I have to go thruogh harold wood and ardleigh green to get to Romford coz there is no ****ing way i will go round it!!!
I work on the A127 and still go the long way round!!LOL
xxx

[Tark]

I wont be comming to any meets unless you come and have a meet at Snetterton in september??

[womble]

Well i hope it will be after Septemember as i dont get any free weekends till then

Unless you want to ride up to grays ( im playing a couple of gigs in the town centre.

[Spider]

Kool but i gotta get hold of me istructor to book me test!!!! then im poitive i will pass then i can come !!! what do you ride sarah??

[FingerZ!]

hey this all sounds good!

meet ups YEAH BABY! lol!

oh yeah its good news - after 2 solid nights of hard work <mainly due to my own stupid mistakes! LOL!> my bike is on teh road again n goin like a rocket! Hoping to get all the way to stratford pon avon this week - and back LOL! without the use of a pickup truck!

if it gets back n all is well then i will meet ya but better be quick cos the gixxer loves bein porly LOL!

:D

[Doninha Princesa]

SPIDER, i ride anything going, just ask tim!!! LOL only joking timmy, you know i meant the ER5!!! xxxx :wink:


i've gotta little yamaha Neo's50 at the mo but i'm looking at poss getting a 250 when i've passed.


:evil: :twisted: :wink:

[FingerZ!]

woa easy tiger havent even met up yet LOL!

:d

if she rides anything then i might have a slim chance........of gettin her on my bike LOL!

what did you think i meant?!!?

filthy people! :twisted:

[Doninha Princesa]

hey, you know i'm only playing!!
xxx

[FingerZ!]

playin can be good! :P

[Doninha Princesa]

hey i'm sure you could take me for a ride......... on your bike of course.
sure playing can be good. note my signiture!!!

i'm gonna have to watch what i post, i'm turning into the site slut!!!LOL
:oops: :angel: cant find a smily to show a slut!!!


:evil: :twisted: :wink:

[FingerZ!]

aww nah dont be silly!

ok clean posts from now on then! :)

.....talk about soap or sumthin! (****e joke lol)

apologies people!

:oops:

[Doninha Princesa]

ok keepin it clean..................................
.......................................
.......................................
................. yeah may-be that wont work then!!!!!!

:wink: :wink:
so when you gonna take me on this ride then???

:evil: :twisted: :wink:

[Spider]

lol clean a i better get my shammy out and help give you a rub down sarah (The Bike Of Course) he he

[Doninha Princesa]

yeah spider, but dont you have to ask your mum first, to show you the way down to harold hill that is???

I wouldn't mind helping you rub down. :wink:

[Spider]

Dam Done Over On The Age SubjecT!!!!!!

Im sure i can find my way i follow the big road with all the cars on it leading to ROMFORD!!!

[Dan]

lol - a girlie joins the forum and look... blokes all bundle in from everywhere :multi: :multi: :multi:

So when we gonna have this ride then? this weekend?

If anyone wants to join the party by the way....
http://www.essexbikers.co.uk/forum/viewtopic.php?t=484

[FingerZ!]

cant do it this weekend mate i iz oop norff innit!

and none of you lot are commin with me! :cry:

ah well

gettin nervous now

will be the first long distance ride i have been on and i gotta camp there too - hate camping lol!

3 nights - gonna be fooked!!!

[womble]

At a rally in kent this weekend

[Dan]

Ahh man, this is gonna be a big blow out. Might have to make it the weekend after :)

[Doninha Princesa]

lol - a girlie joins the forum and look... blokes all bundle in from everywhere :multi: :multi: :multi:
So when we gonna have this ride then? this weekend?


Well lucky me huh!!! can't do this weekend either, i'm working (no rest for the wikid an all that)

spider, your 17 right? That's no sweat, I was only 18 in may so your not that far behind, and a girl can never resist a toy boy!!!

mind you nothing wrong with a (very slightly) older guy either, just in case the rest of you feel left out!!

[FingerZ!]

yeah lets hope we can all make it then eh?!

anyone need a lift? i got a spare pillion seat if anyone is interested lol!

:lol:

[Doninha Princesa]

hey carefull tim, if i fail my test i might just take you up on that!!

xx

[FingerZ!]

wicked!

A pillion victim! ermm i mean..passenger! :D

[Doninha Princesa]

pillion victim huh, what you planning on doing with me?? that's an open ended question!!! :wink: :wink:

xx

[FingerZ!]

im not a great ride....oh **** ....ermmm.....<digs hole deeper>

loL!

can do whatever ya want! :wink:

but was actually talkin bout takin you out on me bike! quite innocent really! :angel:

but then again!... :wink: :twisted: could be lying! :liar:

[Doninha Princesa]

innocent??
may-be i'll have to risk that ride and find out then huh??
Whenever your ready!

and hey as for the greatness, may-be i could be the judge of that, and anyways, practice makes perfect!!!!

xx

[FingerZ!]

Hell Yeah to all of that! :twisted:

[Doninha Princesa]

yeah, hell of a shame me having to work this weekend and you being so far 'oop norff' or else i could have taken you up on that!!

so does your nose grow when you lie???LOL

xx

[FingerZ!]

yes it is a shame but hey ho more weekends to come an stuff!

my 'nose' certainly does grow when i lie but then it grows when i tell the truth aswell!

in fact, it pretty much grows a lot of the time!!

unless im tired - then it returns back to its chilled out state!

[Doninha Princesa]

yeah, another weekend then.
so i'll have no way of knowing if your laying....oops i mean lying!! :wink:
only if your tired!!

[Spider]

he he is it me or is this topic HEATING UP!!! he he a girl can never resist a toy boy!!!


hmmm i think im gonna hurry up and pass me test and then ill take you for a real ride you will have to hold on tight!!!! cause wen im going i dont stop for nothing!!! as fast as you like!!! he he

[Dan]

heated aint the word mate ;)

nothing wrong with a (very slightly) older guy either

:multi: Sounds like ur in for some riding girl!

So can everyone make next weekend then? Either Saturday or Sunday?

D.

[Tark]

<jump on the band wagon> Hey that makes me a toy boy too and my ride is faster then all of these!! </off the wagon>

Just remembered you didn't think i was good looking in the other topic so i will shut up now! :oops: :cry:

[Spider]

faster maybe but when i have passed my test ill have the faster and more powerfull bike well out of the toy oys any way!!! he he

[Dan]

Have you seen anyones pictures on here yet?

If not.... This is Tark
http://www.essexbikers.co.uk/forum/viewtopic.php?t=387&start=0

This is FingerZ!
http://www.essexbikers.co.uk/forum/viewtopic.php?t=314&start=0

This is Me
http://www.essexbikers.co.uk/forum/viewtopic.php?t=47

This is Spider
http://www.essexbikers.co.uk/forum/viewtopic.php?t=444

have i left any out?

[FingerZ!]

you forgot to leave me OUT lol!

:P

dont want everyone stoppin their posting n running to other forums do ya dan?! ha ha!

sarah - you will be able to tell if im laying errr imean lying or not lol!

[Dan]

lol you need to upload a happy pic mate - say CHEEEEZE!!

If we go out or summit tonight mate, i'll bring the digital cam wiv me :)

[FingerZ!]

lol innit ok then mate wicked plan

[Tark]

I have my camera right in front of me now but i'm too scared to take one!! They always look poo. Like when your sat in the photo booth doing your passport pic! :lol:

[Dan]

Take a few mate - do wot i done earlier and just take photos of everything, then post em up ;)

[Spider]

lol you had to post the pic of me with my Afro!!! lol i think i shall take some pics and post em might wanna start up a new thread or even category !! saying "Members Pads" or something!!! and ill borrow me birds camera and start taking pics!

[Tark]

I didn't take any. I'm at home now. I'm just in the middle of watching Die Hard but it continues after the news!! :x

[Spider]

bloody news always in the way!!!

ps check the forum tark

[Tark]

am doing boss!

Big No. 2

cool

what does that mean i can do then??

[Spider]

anything i can do basically your an admn!!!

[Doninha Princesa]

well then spi, guess you'd better do your test huh!!!
Mark i just said the pic wasnt clear, I'm sure your gorge!!

[Spider]

I'm sure your gorge!!


lol im not even gonna say any thing the quote says it all!!!

[Tark]

Thanks

So will you shag me then?

My bike is dead fast!!

[Spider]

lol hey i got a faster "road legal" bike than you he he got ya there you cant mention your CBR600 now he he

so will you shag me he he ive lots of experiance not just with my right hand unlike tark he he (joking m8)

[Tark]

Shag me shag me!! Im older than him! You might have a faster road legal bike but you cant ride it!!

[Spider]

lol only legally i cant ride it!!! but phycally im da dogs B****** lol and you may be older but i got more experiance and it aint the age that counts!

[Doninha Princesa]

Shag me shag me!! Im older than him! You might have a faster road legal bike but you cant ride it!!

easy tiger, any one'd think you were desperate!!! :wink:

[Spider]

lol he is as i said no experiance!!!

[Tark]

did i say shag i meant something else

ehm ehm

talk to me is what i meant!

[Spider]

lol Tark <digs whole deeper>

[Doninha Princesa]

WOW now I've got them fighting over me now!!

[Spider]

lol send a pic in and you will have the whole forum fight over ya

[Tark]

Check out the members pic section. I have requested a pic

[Doninha Princesa]

I'll get a pic posted as soon as i can ok

[Spider]

kool looking forward to it!!

[womble]

I just re read this & now I feel really old lol

[Doninha Princesa]

why how old are you??

[Spider]

lol i think he one of the "senior members" no offense womble lol!! any ways it's early would say late but i would be lying im off to bed so ll talk to you all laterz bye!! night :shhh: :sleeping:

[womble]

im 43 years old or 36 if you believe the old saying about only being as old as the woman you feel.


You certainly seemed to have stirred them all up in here lol
good for you babe
Enjoy the power only a woman has lol
you been to any rallies yet ?
or are you into the super bikes like almost everyone on here.?

Me im old school BIKER go to around 30 rallies & custom shows a year shame i have to go in my van to most of them but then i do get paid to go there.

[Spider]

alright for some then lol!!! any ways really last post i promise ill stop boring you all now oh just a reminder i started off with 140 tonight now look at my posts!!! he he dam my hands hurt!!

[womble]

I go on 7 diffo forums including my own so i tend to spread my self out pretty thin.

congrats on the post count tho

Spider if you get to any rallies all ways buy the Dj a pint

just a bit of advice for you lol

[Doninha Princesa]

You certainly seemed to have stirred them all up in here lol good for you babe Enjoy the power only a woman has lol
prob with these guys is if they're not already spoken4, they live miles away!! but it's fun all the same!!
but guys are there any that aren't? prove me wrong!

i'm into most bikes, i like superbikes but i also love cruiser bikes like verago's and harleys!

so what do you do work wise??

[womble]

I dont work in what you would call a proper job

We have a house full of dogs & kids that is enough helping the wife with that.

I use to be a courier until I had a bad smash in 2000.

I also am a rock DJ playing at bike rallies all over the UK even play the odd one in france & belgium

[Doninha Princesa]

Kool, have only just noticed that A) I've gotta spanner!!! and B) this subject has got quite popular! 7 pages!!! WOW

although most of that is me and fingerz! hoping he can prove me wrong on my earlier comment. i know he can on the distance coz he's a Romford Lad!!

[womble]

Well i joined before you & you posted more times than i have lol

[Doninha Princesa]

yeah but you go on loads of sites though. i only go on this one and spiders forum but i've only posted bout 3 times on that!!
other than that i use msn and my e-mail but don't do a lot else. I've not had the net long, in fact the first time i used it i joined here so that tells you how new i am at this!!

[womble]

they seem a good bunch on here a bit flirty lol

so when you going to post a pic up so they can all see who they flirting with

[Doninha Princesa]

as soon as i get a decent one and work out how to!
besides it's fun to tease for a while!but yeah they're all pretty decent on here!!

did you notice i've had over 300 views and with one more response i'll have 100 postings!! guess it's coz i'm the only girl!! (seeing as TT seems to have vanished shame coz i could do with a bit of back up from the female side)!!

[womble]

that s the way to do it keep them guessing lol

TT post on bikersweb i will see if i can track her down for you so you got some moral support lol.

any other sort of support you can use your underwear for lol

[Doninha Princesa]

:oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops:
when the guys read that in the morning, i will definatly need moral
support. ah well.

[womble]

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[Doninha Princesa]

yeah thanks. all guys stick together huh!!! :roll:
oh man, i can't believe you actually commented on my underwear, you could have saved that for a private message. oh man, they are gonna have such fun later and i can't defend myself till i get home tomorrow (or tonight, however you look at it!!) i'll be home by half ten coz i finish early. oh dam!! guys give me a break.
:oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops:

[womble]

i was doing a gig in west london last saturday & I have a scrolling message board & one off the messages say something like want a request played ? can't be bothered ( not able )to walk all the way over here then text me on **************.

I got sent a text from some one called jill asking me to drop my trousers & show her my underwear.

Well dont like to dissapoint the ladies so i texted her back saying where r u so I can be facing you, she gave me a wave then I dropped me trousers & gave her a shock. NO UNDIES lol

[Doninha Princesa]

oh god, what kinda places do you play coz if someone did that in Romford he'd be jumped!! and not in a good way either!!!!!!!!!!!! :shock:

[womble]

It was a bikers party, & no one in thier right mind would attempt to jump me.

there was about 160 bikers there & every single one of them would have been there to help me.

she did want to jump me funny enough but I said thanks but no thanks im a very very happliy married man.
To which i thought should be annoyed but instead all the girls around us started clapping & I had all my beer brought for me by them girls for the rest of the night.

[Doninha Princesa]

that would be because you proved you were a good guy!!
Don't get many of them these days!
Mind you not all us girls want a good guy! Not for a few years anyways!!!

[Spider]

lol!! now that wouldnt be as much fun now would it!!

[Doninha Princesa]

exactly!! good guys are no fun at all when your young!!

[Spider]

lol yeah well not the guys bit but the girl bit yeah!

[Doninha Princesa]

thats what i meant, i think, that is from a girls prospective, good guys aren't any good yet!!!

[Spider]

y thankyou i shall take that as a personal complement

[Doninha Princesa]

you can take it as whatever you want to take it as, I was just stating that most girls don't want a nice guy till they are a bit older, at our age the girls want fun, danger and the kinda guy that can provide both!! especially if he's in skin tight leathers with a bike, hmmmmmm actualy may-be thats just me!!! mmmmmmmmmm!

[Spider]

lol i know what you were implying but if i pretend i dont know then i get more posts he he!! and i see your catching up

[Dan]

lol - skin tight leather trousers....

Well blokes like danger too - goody goody girlies are usually a pain.

[Tark]

What is going on Spider. You dont go to bed till about 3 am then up posting agin at 8ish! Your mad for it!!

[Spider]

lol nah my room is just so bloody hot!!! cant sleep!

[Tark]

yeah yeah. Cant sleep cos your missing your post count and thinking of Sarah! :lol:

[Spider]

well the second part is right any way!!! need some more posts on the spider froum come on guys!!!

here is the link again

http://www.spiderug.com/forum2/

check it out sign up and post guys earn your stars¬

[Dan]

tut.

[Spider]

lol now that is a waisted post tut so what you tuting about dan!

[womble]

here is

[womble]

a few more

[womble]

wasted post

[womble]

well I gotta catch spider man up some how lol

a little some thing to help you wityh your sex life mate

http://www.womcw.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/images/eye_chart.jpg

sarah you like a little danger huh!

well i went out for a limp round to the local shop after i finished chatting to you this morning.

This geezer stopped me & said I was well overdue almost 4 years in fact so I gave him my answer

that was dangerous me thinks









































http://www.womcw.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/images/death.jpg

[Tark]

Quality. I was on your site before. There is some cool pics on it. Good work Womble

[Spider]

i love the death poster cant work out what the other thing says though or is that the point"!

[Tark]

LOL. Thats the point it says 'No Sex causes bad eyes'

Take it you don't get any.

[Spider]

lol thats funny adn i get alot more than you m8! lol

[Tark]

you sound sure of yourself. Have any evidence??

[Doninha Princesa]

good on ya womble!! tell the bastard whats wot!!

boys boys boys, whats all the talkin for, neitha of you have got any way of proovring anything coz your all mouth and no action!!!

and hey if you wanna think of me in the small hours of the morning then hell i aint complaining!!
xx

[Spider]

lol my grlfriend wouldnt say that she would say im all trousers and she is all mouth!!! he he

[Doninha Princesa]

i think dan was tutting coz spi seems to be pointing out his forum address in every other post but i've been in there a few times and it's not all that compared to here!! x :P

[Spider]

i know its not that compared to EssexBikers well mabe cause it has only been up 3 days!!! and essex bikers has been up for months!!! and the reason ive been putting the link up so much is because i want to gain more members etc its called advertising but i see your point and i will not advertise the forum any more as you all seem to be getting sick of it!!

[Tark]

You need to have a post about your forum once with your logo etc that people will read then join up.

Most of us who are on her all the time are members so we dont need telling again and again.

Sorry for nagging again

Please dont reply wit ok i get the point etc etc. :lol:

Enough said :wink:

[Dan]

Blimy man... 03:51 you posted that! hehe

[Jack]

Hello people...

Look's likle i missed out on all the chit chat, as i only really sudmit post's when im in work...

[Spider]

lol dan you think 3:51 was late well i only finished tidying the house at 5 lol!!! me dads coming home today so had to gewt it done and blimey was it messy!!

[Doninha Princesa]

hey jack, don't worry bout that, we're all in on diff times coz i cant get on till after eleven when i get back from work, Tarks on at odd times too and i dont think i've ever been online at the same time as Dan so no worries there, just answer the topics when your around and we'll answer you when we get on so next time you log on you can check all your answers. mind you it gets a bit annoying when your posting and no-ones around huh?! but we will reply as soon as we can.
xxx :wink:

[Spider]

lol that never happens lol not recently any way im like glued to the forum at the moment i got to admit that does have a reason which is im currently re-designing my website (http://www.spiderug.com) so im on my comp alot so i just check the posts every 2 mins!! etc and sarah s like on here from 12-sometime in the morning! tark odd times and dan well always online just odd tiems on the forum!!!


i thinkyour fit in!

[Doninha Princesa]

exactly, i normall log on midnightish and log off around 3amish but wed i was on till 7am (not here, i was e-mailing and talking to Fingerz on msn but i was always checkin here for new posts) so i agree, i think you'll fit in perfectly in this mad house!!!

[Doninha Princesa]

and hey spi, was that your site again?? xxx heehee

[Spider]

lol hey we could make an Essex Bikers Cult / Illness where users stay up to all hours of the morning to post and then not manage to get up in the morning to go to work and they could say hey are you in the EssexBikers cult or have you got postEssexBikers Syndrome?

[Doninha Princesa]

hey, you like the cult idea huh? thats the second time you've mentioned it, i'm quite worried now, actually i was over an hour late onthurs after being on-line till 7am then decorating my room some more, and i was soo late and i wasn't meant to start till 3pm and still didn'g get there till well after 1/4 past 4pm! oooops heeheehee, and my boss was in, she wasn't very pleased!!! mind you i did it again last night, was on till 1/4 to 5am and was 1/2 hour late when i was meant to start at 12, luckily the supervisors a darling so i get away with it if the boss aint in so next time my excuse will be PIEBANANIK disease-(Posting In Essex Bikers All Nite And Now I'm Knackered!) What do you think? does it sound serious enough???

[Spider]

yeah say i got PIEBANANIK which makes me a little slow in the moning lol!!

[Doninha Princesa]

exactly, sorry i'm late i've got piebananik disease, sorry i didn't do my home work ive got piebaninik disease, sorr i cant date/marry you i've got ........ ok you get the idea, it could be a sort of ultimate excuse!!!
x

[Spider]

lol yeah well maybe we should set up a website on this with all the symptoms etc types of excuses!!! lol and make money from it!

[Doninha Princesa]

yeah wikid, corse we'd have to give the site a donation seeing as its using its name in the title and you can't change the name now!!! but hey, that way i could get some cash for a new bike seeing as i've got bout 40 squid to my name!!!

[Spider]

lol more than i have at the moment lol!!! nah we dnt have to give them a donation cause we will be using there name so they get free advertising!!!

he he

[Doninha Princesa]

good point, free advertising within a fictional disease, brill!!
Yeah well that 40 squids gotta go towards the bills too!!!!

[Spider]

lol do you work full time??


cause im at college/work so i never have money eigher insurence etc

[Doninha Princesa]

yeah i pretty much work full time but coz i'm on a rota my number of hours isn't guarenteed but if i dont stick to this job my only option that i'm interested in is joining the army in the veterinary section and i'm not in any rush to do that just yet, leave it a few years and see how i feel!
xx

[Doninha Princesa]

what are you studying???
hey look, i got two spanna's!!!

[Spider]

Well i am now on my second year i have just passed my course which was Foundation ICT (should have been on Diploma level but i forgot to turn up to maths) and this yeah should be going up to Intermidate then Diploma!!! i got a merit as my final mark!! 2 marks out of a distnction which is top level!!!

[Doninha Princesa]

kool. i never was really interested in college, i spent the last two years of skool trying not to go in too often and still passed ok so there was no way i was going back voluntarily!! I did a work based training NVQ thou!! :)

[Spider]

lol i spent the last 2 years of school not going in lol and still passed a few GCSE's lol

[Doninha Princesa]

yeah well thats the way it goes i suppose. i did the same.

[Spider]

lol yeah i think it has something to do with the seriuosness f the classes they get serous after 3 years!

[Dan]

ya know, most adults say your school years are the best of your life...

what a load of crud! I didnt mind school that much, but it was crap compared to my life now. I wanna stay in my 20's for the rest of my life...

raahhh!

[Spider]

lol yeah cya in 20 years m8

[Dan]

Just got a txt from Tim sarah - he's up at the Bulldog Bash, big biker event - aparantly he's luvvin it up there.... not my scene tho really, lots of metal music... un camping for 4 days with no showers un stuff.... urrrgghh! But he says to say hi to everyone ;)

[FingerZ!]

My GOD! what an enourmous topic!!!!

lol yeah - i did say that cheers for postin dan lol!

it was the nuts - paul green came along too - wasnt really his scene he wanted to get drunk n go in the dance tent all the time but the drags n stuff was the nuts! - not realyl my scene but saw me cousins an had a great time!

this quote cracked me up:

Thanks

So will you shag me then?

My bike is dead fast!!

LOL!

so is mine i won the drags! :wink:

[FingerZ!]

Kool, have only just noticed that A) I've gotta spanner!!! and B) this subject has got quite popular! 7 pages!!! WOW

although most of that is me and fingerz! hoping he can prove me wrong on my earlier comment. i know he can on the distance coz he's a Romford Lad!!

what was the earlier comment cos i cannot be bothered to go through 11 pages again lol!

[Spider]

lol didnt go that far back eigher oh and fingerz im catching up!! and hey it should be fun on the bike meet you coming

[FingerZ!]

hopefully mate

got a bit of work to do from home the dy before - hoping all will be good tho and be able to make it sunday

[Spider]

koool nice 1 will have to let ya have ago me teaser see what ya think!! but should be a great day i hope everyone can make it!

[Doninha Princesa]

Hey you, welcome back.

although most of that is me and fingerz! hoping he can prove me wrong on my earlier comment. i know he can on the distance coz he's a Romford Lad!!
what was the earlier comment cos i cannot be bothered to go through 11 pages again lol!

the earlier comment was that womble was saying that your all nice guys and i said that most lived too far away or were spoken for, it was about two posts up from the one you quoted!!

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may-be i'll catch a lift with you to this meet, wot else were you expecting me to be talkin bout??Dirty sods!!!

[Doninha Princesa]

but that part of the conversation is on page 7 if you wanna catch up.
xxxxxxx

[Spider]

are look there catching up all ready they must have missed eachother

[Tark]

lol dan you think 3:51 was late well i only finished tidying the house at 5 lol!!! me dads coming home today so had to gewt it done and blimey was it messy!!

Silly Muppets. You need you time on +1 hour GMt cos of daylight saving!

It was at 4:51!!!!!!!!!!! :wink:

[Spider]

lol mine is on +1 now and even later ha

[Biker Dude]

lol..i was bored so i just sat here and read all 12 pages of this post!!!

We'll have to change our times back to GMT soon. Almost end of Daylight Savings Time!!

P.s. My bike is faster than tim's :P

[Dan]

only on the track - and you wont win due to power, cos Tims gixxer will eat you on the straights... but the VFR does handle a lot better, expically round bends... so somewhere like cadwell or snetterton, VFR glory baby!

[Biker Dude]

V4 all the way home ;)

[Tark]

Why6 did you choose Cadwell and Snett? Both of those tracks have really long straights that the GSXR will be better at?? :lol: :roll:

[Dan]

they were the first 2 that popped into my head... and all I could remember were the corners ;)

[Tark]

:lol:

Well I can keep up at cadwell on my bike.

but speed is essential at Snett!! :cry: I found that out!

[Doninha Princesa]

blimey you must have been bored jamie. god look at all this, lol not many girls were joinin huh! lol well i was gonna comment on your bike being faster than tims J but seein as i aint seen it in action i cant really say can i! lol mind u Tark, yours goes pretty well huh!!

OMG nothin changes! slut! heh heh

xxxxx

[Tark]

thanks Sarah. Should go even better next year! :twisted:

[Spider]

yeah tark remember u promised me ago on it dude!

[Tark]

Well if you turn up to the meetings you can have a spin. :lol:

[Spider]

i will next time cause hopfully i will have apssed me test and have a half decent bike to ride!

[syko]

Going back to the subject of Sarah (as i've only just joined this post) I met her for the first time yesterday and OMG isn't she lovely?

I am personally speachless, so i will have to use a quote to describe my feelings:

‘Were I to use the wits the good Spirits gave me, then I would say this lady can not exist – for what sane man would hold a dream to be reality. Yet rather would I not be sane and lend belief to charmed, enchanted eyes.’
- Isaac Asimov, 1962.

You are one very lucky man, Biker Dude! Take good care of her!

Sarah - while writting this your interview is in about half an hour. How did you get on? See you later.

[Spider]

ok syko is Head Over Hills! lMFAO!

[syko]

syko knows a good woman when he sees one!

Jamie - i'm a perfect gent don't you worry (Jammy son of a...)

[Spider]

lol yeah me 2 but i have the problem of going back to the one that treats me like ****! sum 1 tell me wots wrong with me! :?

[syko]

Oh, and Biker Dude - if you've been talking to other members of The East Essex MCC who were on the Dutch rally you'll know that apparantly i have a small penis. I'm telling you this just so that you know i'm no threat to your budding relationship (i'm also out of her age range i recon)!

[Spider]

Ok syko u really are a syko eigher ur looking for support and compastion! or ur mad man lifes to short to keep puttin ya self down! you should be biggin urself up dude! RECONISE! :P

[Tark]

So whats this. Are Sarah and Biker Dude an official couple now?

he kept that quiet!

I didn't really get to know sarah much seeing as she never spoke to me when we met but i think she was just stunned by my good lucks! :lol:

[syko]

I was chatting to both Sarah and Biker Dude last night and, much to my dismay, discovered that they are in fact a couple. Awww, new love!

Biker Dude, shout it out from the roof tops, man!

And i do in fact have a huge {EB}, i was only joking earlier!

[Spider]

dude man ur just up yaself! ha! and in refrense to syko it aint the size of the bike its the way u ride it! he he! "says the 125 boy racer" look at me 250 little engine small bike but can get up to 120+ and tark! betta go get a needle and pop ya head it getting too big"

[syko]

Spider - sorry to hear your girl treats you like ****, but at least you aint single! Good to see a fellow man who's proud to be a nice guy!

[Tark]

i hope your lil avatar mans hat hasn't been popped with a needle!!

[Spider]

LMAO (tarks comment) === syko! lol i know ur plan and i knew biker dude and sarah were a couple i gave up my bed for em when they came down! and may have heard noises during the night cough cough .,.......

[Doninha Princesa]

:shock: NICK u r so dead! lol u didnt hear a thing! :twisted:

as for those quotes syko, aww thanks, you are too sweet! :oops:
Err Tark, stunned by your good looks??, errr yeah that was the reason! actually i was checkin out the guy on the bike next to yours! lol err i mean err :roll: lol :?

Spider for {EB} sake, dump the bitch! and i know thats gona be edited, so i mean dump the cow! lol she's not worth it babe, you can do better than that, *cough* i mean her! lol

:P :P

[Dan]

I had my eye on something next to you un all, but it wasnt the bloke lol

[Biker Dude]

Oh nick...u iz in for a kicking BOY !! Told u to keep quiet!!!!

Dan......me n' tark were looking at the same thing all weekend.. oh yes! Dont try an deny it either Tark!! ;)

OK OK........ *holds hands up* Yes me and sarah are a couple..see it's the 1st relationship spawned by {EB} .....part of me is glad i met dan all that time ago!!!!

Syko... cheers buddy, just make sure u take care of her in clacton ;)

Oh BTW, the bloke's name was Gareth!

[syko]

My pleasure, Biker Dude - it's what being a biker is all about methinks. Mutual repect. I don't mind what's inside your helmet - i'll still give anyone a nod!

I promise to ride safe, Dude.

Meet you soon, i hope.

[syko]

[quote="sarah
as for those quotes syko, aww thanks, you are too sweet! :oops:
[/quote]

I just say it how it is!

Once again Biker Dude - you are a lucky man and i will take good care of her tonight, don't you worry.

[Spider]

oh im dead am i lol i couldnt help it was soo tempting the public have a right to know and it aint my bloody fault u 2 npoisy buggers i couldnt sleep i couldnt go downstairs cause i aint got a bloody door on me room! so i had to sit there banging me head singing kum by ar!

[Doninha Princesa]

Oh BTW, the bloke's name was Gareth!
I know! lol i aint that silly! i found that out pretty soon after i got there! lol

I gotta say, im glad EB came up on my search wen i first got the internet installed! lol Never regretted joining (cept wen i had that trouble! j n tim know wot i mean!) xxxx

[Biker Dude]

LOL....spider....singing kum by ar?? LMFAO i did wonder what the dent in the wall was! ;)

[Dan]

wen i had that trouble! j n tim know wot i mean!)

I feel left out :( :(

[Tark]

So Do I!! :cry:

[Biker Dude]

awww... i dont, coz i know everything.....I am a GOD!!!

[Doninha Princesa]

Aww sorry guys, I was actually trying to get you on msn at that time D man but u r always too busy! lol
But its over with now. sorted! and u aint gettin rid of me just yet! lol :P

[Tark]

Dan, And the Bird was called.......

Em...

I think its Claire! :roll:

[Biker Dude]

gemma? maybe i dunno

[Tark]

I am 99% sure its Claire :roll:

[Tark]

SOME POSTS HAVE BEEN REMOVED.

[Doninha Princesa]

lol some people are rather petty huh Tark! Hope he is happy! I've told him that!

[Biker Dude]

LOL Tark, why have sum posts been removed?

[Doninha Princesa]

coz there were one or two members from what i understand who thought it was a good idea to remove them. i never saw them coz i was away but i have been told and i'll tell you later babe.
xxxxxx

[syko]

Good to see you back on the forum, Sarah.

I hope all goes well with the job applications, so good luck!

You know where i am if you need any further help, my friend.

See ya!

[Biker Dude]

coz there were one or two members from what i understand who thought it was a good idea to remove them. i never saw them coz i was away but i have been told and i'll tell you later babe.
xxxxxx

Yea, tell me tell me, i can guess what they were bout tho.

[Tark]

Nothing about the recent events.

[Biker Dude]

ah..ok cool

[FingerZ!]

chill people

they were removed for a reason, lets keep the reasons off the forum n forget they were there

im sure you will all find out what they were about sooner or later, we just thort it best they were removed as they were uneccesary hence removed! :)

Timbo! :)

[Biker Dude]

ohh... wel sarah sed who posted em but didnt say what they sed... consider it dropped!

[Tark]

dropped what? :lol:

[FingerZ!]

dropped pants

oops nekkid now lol! :oops:

[Biker Dude]

lol...u guys, sumtimes i really do worry bout u!

[Tark]

you were suposed to say exactly. As in we have forgotten all about it! :roll:

[Doninha Princesa]

dropped pants

oops nekkid now lol! :oops:

:? ok Tim, in your own world there huh! Well ok :?

:P wot r u like!

[Biker Dude]

LOL...not the brightest crayon in the box hey tim! ;)

[FingerZ!]

oi! :evil:

[Biker Dude]

lmao..u know im jokin man! ;)

[Tark]

oi! :evil:

Is that it? After all he has been saying about you getting lapped etc etc. I have been sticking up for you!!

[Dan]

Jamie seems to have turned into the **** taker on the forum....

.... it has been noted :twisted: :P

[Biker Dude]

:shifty: ....what i do??


Anyway... it isnt and only just thing... more like u lot only just noticed coz i dun a load of **** takes too close together! :silly:

[Tark]

You get it bak, dont worry! :lol: :twisted:

[FingerZ!]

thats ok - i can handle the **** takage - i have the most hangin bike out of us, and its the fastest in a straight line of the 400's!!

admittedly straight lines are not much fun but a reasonable thirll

cheers for stickin up for me tark

LOVE YA MAN!!!! :cry:

[Tark]

Love you too tim! :P

[Doninha Princesa]

:? i was about to stick up for timmy but errm now im not sure he needs it, not wen he has Tark! :wink:

[Biker Dude]

yeah, its like tim has a new best friend....seeing as dan's always busy these days

[Doninha Princesa]

hmm well ''best friend'' wasnt quite wot i was worried about! lol :lol:

[Spider]

poor timmy

[Biker Dude]

lol... yea poor timmy!

[FingerZ!]

indeed! :(

[Biker Dude]

lol...i just sat here and read all of this thread!!!

Good to look back at the old days now and again. Look at u lot flirting with sarah! Muhahahahahaha!!

[FingerZ!]

hmmmmmm nuff said on the flirting :oops: :? :oops: :? :oops: :?

[Biker Dude]

hmmmmmm nuff said on the flirting :oops: :? :oops: :? :oops: :?
Yeah, specially from you Mr FingerZ!

[Dan]

hehe - such a tart you are ;)

[Tark]

Yeah but you dont know what goes on behind the scenes and when your not arround! :wink:

[Biker Dude]

who was that aimed at...?

[FingerZ!]

probably you mate!

nothin to worry about!!

Our friend Mr Malbot is puttin the ****s up ya!!

[Tark]

LOL :lol:

That was for you Jamie but we have allready discussed. :wink:

[Biker Dude]

Yup already discussed. What we actually sed i cant remember but i know we sorted it...lol

[Doninha Princesa]

lol...i just sat here and read all of this thread!!!
Good to look back at the old days now and again. Look at u lot flirting with sarah! Muhahahahahaha!!

Yeah what was it you said i was? I'm not gonna write it here coz it'll only get edited. But hey, I was young, free and single back then and i could flirt with who i wanted to! :oops: :P