RaceMeNSee
08-03-2006, 09:42 PM
>>Harley Davidson
>>
>>Arthur Davidson died and went to heaven.
>>
>>At the gates, St. Peter told Arthur, "Since you've been such a good
man
>>and
>>your motorcycles have changed the world, your reward is, you can hang
out
>>with
>>anyone you want in Heaven."
>>
>>Arthur thought about it for a minute and then said, "I want to hang
out
>>with God."
>>
>>St. Peter took Arthur to the Throne Room and introduced him to God.
>>
>>God recognized Arthur and commented, "Okay, so you were the one who
>>invented the Harley Davidson motorcycle?"
>>
>>Arthur said, "Yep, that's me."
>>
>>God said, "Well, what's the big deal in inventing something that's
pretty
>>unstable, makes noise and pollution and can't run without a road?"
>>
>>Arthur was apparently embarrassed, but finally he said, "Excuse me,
but
>>aren't You the inventor of woman?"
>>
>>God said, "Yes."
>>
>>"Well," said Arthur, "professional to professional, you have some
major
>>design flaws in your invention:
>>
>>1. There's too much inconsistency in the front-end protrusions; 2. It
>>chatters constantly at high speeds; 3. Most of the rear ends are too
>>soft and wobble too much; 4. The intake is placed way too close to the
>>exhaust; 5. And the maintenance costs are enormous!"
>>
>>"Hmmmmm, you have some good points there," replied God, "hold on."
>>
>>God went to His Celestial super computer, typed in a few words and
waited
>>for the results. The computer printed out a slip of paper and God read
it.
>>
>>"Well, it may be true that my invention is flawed," God said to
Arthur,
>>"but according to these numbers, more men are riding my invention than
>>yours
>>
>>Arthur Davidson died and went to heaven.
>>
>>At the gates, St. Peter told Arthur, "Since you've been such a good
man
>>and
>>your motorcycles have changed the world, your reward is, you can hang
out
>>with
>>anyone you want in Heaven."
>>
>>Arthur thought about it for a minute and then said, "I want to hang
out
>>with God."
>>
>>St. Peter took Arthur to the Throne Room and introduced him to God.
>>
>>God recognized Arthur and commented, "Okay, so you were the one who
>>invented the Harley Davidson motorcycle?"
>>
>>Arthur said, "Yep, that's me."
>>
>>God said, "Well, what's the big deal in inventing something that's
pretty
>>unstable, makes noise and pollution and can't run without a road?"
>>
>>Arthur was apparently embarrassed, but finally he said, "Excuse me,
but
>>aren't You the inventor of woman?"
>>
>>God said, "Yes."
>>
>>"Well," said Arthur, "professional to professional, you have some
major
>>design flaws in your invention:
>>
>>1. There's too much inconsistency in the front-end protrusions; 2. It
>>chatters constantly at high speeds; 3. Most of the rear ends are too
>>soft and wobble too much; 4. The intake is placed way too close to the
>>exhaust; 5. And the maintenance costs are enormous!"
>>
>>"Hmmmmm, you have some good points there," replied God, "hold on."
>>
>>God went to His Celestial super computer, typed in a few words and
waited
>>for the results. The computer printed out a slip of paper and God read
it.
>>
>>"Well, it may be true that my invention is flawed," God said to
Arthur,
>>"but according to these numbers, more men are riding my invention than
>>yours