heelloooooo mr's and mrs's bike folk

[gixer400]

ive not been on here for months for one reason or another but i popped on today to say hello people and ask if anything goods happened i my absence??
i would have read the posts that have been building up, but there are 495 posts that i havent read. thats crazy.

anywho, im ok. still work at sainsburys but im looking for a better job cos i dont like it there. im also in the TA now aswell. and still have the zxr400, but the engines on my garage floor and my insurance runs out next month, so i might be out in the summer. but i might not.
lets see how much money i have....

well i say hello to all the new cowboys and indians on here, aswell as the older generation. :)






tell me a joke.

[Juvenilerider]

hello :D

What do you call a donkey with 3 legs? :D

[Darealrossi]

A horse??

[gixer400]

i dont know, what do you call a donkey with 3 legs??

[Juvenilerider]

You call a Donkey with 3 legs........... a wonkey!

You never said it had to be a good joke :p

What's wrong with the ZXR then?

[gixer400]

nothing, ive almost fixed it but i gave up when it got cold like a wimp. all that needs doing it putting stuff back together and swapping a few bits around. only a few days work max. but im too lazy to finish. i might buy another complete engine and just use my 3 engines as spares. lots of decisions.

oh yeah and that joke was so funny i urinated in my y-babes.

[Jetski]

What do you call a donkey with three legs, playing the piano?

[Juvenilerider]

What do you call a donkey with three legs, playing the piano?

Go on...

[gixer400]

a wonkey pianist? or a tri-ass playing chopins waltz in Eb?

[Ride-or-die]

bout time chris, i told ya to come back didnt i.

[Jetski]

LOL!!?D All good, but alas, no :)

A plinky plonky wonkey donkey of course!

:D

What do you call a donkey, with three legs, one eye, playing the piano, listening to the blues ??? :D :D

[Juvenilerider]

Talented?

[Jetski]

LMAO!! :D :D

A honky tonkey plinky plonky winky wonky donkey

:D :D :D :D

I'm sorry, totally off topic, but there's more :D I won't torture you with them though... I'll get a total ear bashing from the prez later for being a muppet :D :D

So, welcome back gixer400. ZXR400's are fabulous, you should get it back on the road - there's not enough of them around you know :D

The floor is once again yours :D :D

[gixer400]

ill have to remember them jokes. ill tell everyone and ill be the king of england and marry elizabeth!!!!

and i listened to jason, hes a good person. if he says jump i say how high sir.

[Juvenilerider]

What if he says do a back flip?

[gixer400]

i do 3. then a front flip to be a clever monkey. i cant backflip my unicycle though, but i can pull wheelies on it. and stoppies. on a unicycle theyre beasically the same thing.

[Juvenilerider]

:rockon What a guy :grin1 Welcome back

[RaceMeNSee]

YYYAYYY, its about bloody time chris!!! you bloody monkey! where the hell have you been? just give me a shout when you wanna put the zxr back together, ile come give you a hand!!!

[gixer400]

ok jon you friendly fella. im gonna wait till its warmer though cos i dont like the cold. its gay

[richy rich]

woooowwww... u got a unicycle... me 2 they r gr8 arent they.... can u ride backwards???

[gixer400]

woooowwww... u got a unicycle... me 2 they r gr8 arent they.... can u ride backwards???
i dont really, i was hoping noone else did. i did used to have one and could go a few metres on it whilst singing the circus music before falling off.

my friend could ride his for miles, he rode it to school once, even stayed on it when we were waiting to cross roads. oh how i envied him.

[richy rich]

they r gr8 ... i can ride quite a long way and stop at cross roads aswell lol. i can do trials on mine its quality. they r hard to ride at first but they get easy aftyer a while.

[Speed_Girl]

how lame were those donkey jokes?
gixer - where have you been dude????
There is no shame in being all wussy, my bike is locked in the garage for at least another month - brrrr!

[Biker Dude]

HERE, MOOONNNKEHHHH! Chris you northern monkeh loving freak:D welcome back

[RaceMeNSee]

Dudeo, you have a garage!??!?! n its not that cold everyday...some times its well sunny.........then half n hour it will snow!! but i reckon we could do it!

[Spider]

welcome back fella hope ur getting ur ass to ma bday celebration! in the white hart! u know my bdays are kool hehe! got ya pm bout the V5 sent ya me address ;) and get ya assin the garage stick that engine back in i know it can be a bitch (ive done it) but now ive got my 750s working i want sum1 to ride with when i come down! wooop welcome back

[gixer400]

such a warm reception. i think im happy now.

[RaceMeNSee]

welcome back fella hope ur getting ur ass to ma bday celebration! in the white hart! u know my bdays are kool hehe! got ya pm bout the V5 sent ya me address ;) and get ya assin the garage stick that engine back in i know it can be a bitch (ive done it) but now ive got my 750s working i want sum1 to ride with when i come down! wooop welcome back

What about me?:shooter

[Spider]

ill see u on the way ;) me n u can both go to chris's