sdz
07-08-2003, 02:43 PM
Heard about the gynaecologist who, bored with his chosen profession,
decided on a career change? He wanted to become a motor mechanic.
Taking the apprentice course he was taught how to take an engine apart
and put it back together again (without having any bits left over).
Following his final examination he anxiously awaited his results. He was
pleasantly surprised when he was awarded a mark of 200%, but at the same
time slightly puzzled because he thought 100% was the perfect score.
Upon asking his examiner how this was possible he was told that his stripping
as well as the reassemble had been perfect and had earned him 100%.
The additional 100% he had received for doing it all through the exhaust pipe.
:wink:
decided on a career change? He wanted to become a motor mechanic.
Taking the apprentice course he was taught how to take an engine apart
and put it back together again (without having any bits left over).
Following his final examination he anxiously awaited his results. He was
pleasantly surprised when he was awarded a mark of 200%, but at the same
time slightly puzzled because he thought 100% was the perfect score.
Upon asking his examiner how this was possible he was told that his stripping
as well as the reassemble had been perfect and had earned him 100%.
The additional 100% he had received for doing it all through the exhaust pipe.
:wink: