Things Your Mom Would Never Say to You

[Spider]

Things Your Mom Would Never Say to You


1. How on earth can you see the TV sitting so far back?
2. Yeah, I used to cut class a lot too.
3. Let me smell that shirt - don't worry, it's good for another week.
4. Go ahead and keep that stray dog, honey. I'll be glad to feed and walk him every day.

5. That outfit isn't sexy enough, here, unbutton your blouse.
6. Why don't you hitchhike? It would totally be cheaper.
7. The curfew is just a general time to shoot for. It's not like I'm running a prison around here.

8. Don't clean your room so often. It makes the rest of the house look bad.
9. Can I borrow your new speed metal CDs?
10. Naw, you don't have to call me, I'll eventually figure it out if you're in trouble.

[Doninha Princesa]

nice one, but actually my mum is always nickin my garage cds and tapes for in the car!! and she does tell me to call her wen i go out for the nite but she knows i forget by the time i've walked to my m8's which is a five min walk away so she gives me a couple of hours then txts to say that i'm useless so i then call and have to appologise, she likes to know wetha or not i'm goin into romford!! i usually txt her from a club at 1/2 11 and tell her that we're home but she cant call coz the adults r asleep, then we crawl home at 2am, dam i hope she don't come in here and readf this!!!

[Spider]

lol yeah that would be tradgedy if she read some of this

[Doninha Princesa]

specially the stuff in the other conversations, good job she can't read my msn chats huh!!! mind you, she sticks to londonbikers and i stick to essexbikers and we have agreed not to go into one anothers!!

[Spider]

lol so you play a little closer to home lol

[Doninha Princesa]

yeah i stick closer to home!!