Dan
11-08-2003, 11:10 AM
A blind man enters a pub in Basildon doing a 'Ladies Night' by mistake. He finds his way to a barstool and orders a drink. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the barmaid, "Hey, do you want to hear an Essex girl joke?" The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet. The woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke pal, I think it is just fair - giving that you are blind an'all that, that you should know five fings:
1. The barmaidis from Basildon.
2. The bouncer is a girl from Romford.
3. I'm a 6 feet tall, 220 lb, with a black belt in karate and from Layton.
4. The woman sitting next to me is from Billericay and a professional weightlifter.
5.The lady to your right is from' ornchurch and a professional wrestler.
Now think about it seriously, pal. Do you still want to tell that joke?"
The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and declares,
"Nah,not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times"
1. The barmaidis from Basildon.
2. The bouncer is a girl from Romford.
3. I'm a 6 feet tall, 220 lb, with a black belt in karate and from Layton.
4. The woman sitting next to me is from Billericay and a professional weightlifter.
5.The lady to your right is from' ornchurch and a professional wrestler.
Now think about it seriously, pal. Do you still want to tell that joke?"
The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and declares,
"Nah,not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times"