Wanna tell you all something........

[The Guvnor]

But i cant its a secret !!!!!:laugh1

[harriebird]

can i guess waht it might be?

[RaceMeNSee]

I HATE IT WHEN PEOPLE DO THAT!!!! Have you got a new bike?! a new car?! another pub? A record contract? A new dog?!

[harriebird]

how random is that last one jon?!!

[The Guvnor]

lol.........this is a bit like going fishing !!! :laugh1 :laugh1 :laugh1 :laugh1

[RaceMeNSee]

You won the lottery?! You Just inherated A large island?! you found a time machine under the pub?you have bought some new sun-glasses?

[Juvenilerider]

oohhh I know, I know :p

[Lateshift]

lol.........this is a bit like going fishing !!! :laugh1 :laugh1 :laugh1 :laugh1


hmmm need a strange sort of hook for that sort of fishing wouldnt you??? :D

[SDM]

well come on then if you know fer f*** sake tell us

[RaceMeNSee]

Yeah Bonnet, and how the fack DO YOU KNOW?!

[Lateshift]

oohhh I know, I know :p

i seriously doubt that my good fellow :D :D

[Juvenilerider]

Ofcourse I don't know!

[RaceMeNSee]

OOHHHhh damnit, i was hoping you were gonna tell us!

[Lateshift]

see i knew it, it was just a cunning ruse, more cunning than a cunning thing in a cunning conference about all things cunning :D


and if i had a few "T's" spare for that lot there would be a lot of cunning's that wouldnt quite read the same way now! :D

[RaceMeNSee]

Ha, Cunning.....like a fox with 2 tails!

[Juvenilerider]

see i knew it, it was just a cunning ruse, more cunning than a cunning thing in a cunning conference about all things cunning :D



I got all my cunning training at that conference a few weeks back in, Slough. Was a cunningingly exciting day!

[SDM]

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh I think I might know.......................:D :D

[Lateshift]

tooooo many seeeekrits round here lately! :D

[auroredj]

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh I think I might know.......................:D :D

Oi you, keep your mouth SHUT it's a secret

[Juvenilerider]

It's not fair! he's just sitting there watching everyone guess!

[MickyGixer]

OOOhhhhhh I dont think that I will need three guesses lets say that much...<nudge nudge wink wink>.....lolol...:laugh1

[The Guvnor]

:laugh1 :laugh1 :laugh1 .........ooooo I should have thought of this thread earlier !:clap

[Ride-or-die]

Grrrr

[Juvenilerider]

I've got it!! You're changing your name to, Kevina and chaning your lifestyle a bit?

[MickyGixer]

I've got it!! You're changing your name to, Kevina and chaning your lifestyle a bit?

pmsl...hes finally given in and decided to wear the stillies himself....new dress for next Wednesday?....lolol:laugh1 :jumping2

[Juvenilerider]

You're coming out? It's ok mate, you're amungst friends!

[harriebird]

i think i can guess

[milleuks]

Anything to do with sexuality :grin1 or could it even be fatherhood:laugh1

Dave [certain of his sexuality:grin3]


ps.new Dress for wednesday sounds good love

[DJMCJERICO]

You got through to the next round of x-factor?

[Lateshift]

You got through to the next round of x-factor?




ooooooooooh :D


everyone say oooooooooooooh :D



[catchphrase mode on]

Your close, its very good, buts it not the right answer

[/catchphrase mode off]

:D

[DJMCJERICO]

Your going to be on telly?

[Lateshift]

Your going to be on telly?

if he isnt i know i am! :D :D

[The Guvnor]

or could it even be fatherhood:laugh1



Bit late for that ......lol:laugh1 :laugh1 :laugh1

[milleuks]

Mick ,you`ll need more than a five second walkon part to pay for all that work thats being done to put the mille right,,

Dave{friend of the stars}:laughboun

[auroredj]

Oi Jaffa Boy your secret's safe with me hun :grin2 :grin2 :grin2

[DJMCJERICO]

Your moving to the isle of man?
You have a record deal with death jam :laugh2

You are head of a secret society to kill gerrard :shooter

You have started a fight club night at the pub? I can't be in it as i have already broken the first rule :boxing

[Lateshift]

Mick ,you`ll need more than a five second walkon part to pay for all that work thats being done to put the mille right,,

Dave{friend of the stars}:laughboun

i hadnt thought of it like that but i suppose your right :( :D

And actually i am in that Music video as much as the guy that sings it is! :D

(and i shot him anyway! :D )

[milleuks]

Thats two on here firing blanks then mate:eyewobble

Dave [still in tack]

[MickyGixer]

Guv you need to drag this outta bit...its funny as f***, you could find out all sorts of things that people think about because they are desperate to know your secret......I reckon you've got a new barbeque......to fit more burgers on....ggrrrrrrrr...:clap :laugh1 :rockon

[harriebird]

You have started a fight club night at the pub? I can't be in it as i have already broken the first rule :boxing

PMSL!!!!!!! ohh i havent laughed so hard in ages!

actually something funnier has happened, my dog has just stolen the masking tape from phl's tool box and has taken it to bed and won't give it back!

[MickyGixer]

Thats two on here firing blanks then mate:eyewobble

Dave [still in tack]

Awww hun has your nib run outta ink too?....(Sorry to be personal but I couldnt help it...lolol:laugh1 )

[auroredj]

......I reckon you've got a new barbeque......to fit more burgers on....ggrrrrrrrr...:clap :laugh1 :rockon

Oh Micky ................Hush it's meant to be a secret ............;) ;)

[MickyGixer]

PMSL!!!!!!! ohh i havent laughed so hard in ages!

actually something funnier has happened, my dog has just stolen the masking tape from phl's tool box and has taken it to bed and won't give it back!

What's he gonna do with it Harri???...Mask of the skirting boards tomorrow and stick some emulsion up in the hallway??....pmsl..:laugh2

[Lateshift]

Awww hun has your nib run outta ink too?....(Sorry to be personal but I couldnt help it...lolol:laugh1 )

not at all, thats a snip too far for me! :D

[MickyGixer]

Sorry Mick didnt mean to make your eyes water.....lolol..:jumping2

[DJMCJERICO]

You have a new karaokee machine (sp) at the pub, maybe a stage?

Your going to be on pop ido not x-factor?

X-factor want to film you sing at the pub?

The pub has got a late licence?

You have a new toastie maker thingymajig?

You have turned that bit of land at the back of the pub into a mini moto track?

Or would it be as obvious as you have a new bike :grin2

Prez's millie?

[bellyboy]

you've made it through to the next round in X fuctor??????

if its ben said earlier apologies!!!

[harriebird]

What's he gonna do with it Harri???...Mask of the skirting boards tomorrow and stick some emulsion up in the hallway??....pmsl..:laugh2

ooooh i do hope so, it would save me a job :clap he seems to like things from the tool box, a little while ago we kept losing packets of screws and sanding blocks......

[DoodleBug]

tooooo many seeeekrits round here lately! :D

ahem! :grin2

[Jetski]

God verdomme!! What a finger nail biting thread this is :)

Just wanted to let you know how much I've enjoyed you winding everyone up Kev :D

news travels fast but secrets travel faster! LOL :D

[The Guvnor]

So much fun.............but I still got the secret !!! :laugh1 :laugh1 :laugh1 One person was close............:laugh1

[Juvenilerider]

So much fun.............but I still got the secret !!! :laugh1 :laugh1 :laugh1 One person was close............:laugh1

Was it me? With the Kevina thing?

[SDM]

You're coming out? It's ok mate, you're amungst friends!

Well Guv I've had a look up and down this thread............and is this one it

[EverSoSlightlyFasterThanU]

have you lerned to fly with out wings

[DoodleBug]

Ange told me your secret the other night Kev.























Didn't realise she talks in her sleep. :laugh1

[stu600cc]

Ange told me your secret the other night Kev.























Didn't realise she talks in her sleep. :laugh1

lmfho

[the captain]

Youve bought that K6 Gixer 600!!






























You bastard!

[DoodleBug]

Or, or or or

could it rhyme with clack bay?

[Loopy]

Kev,

What is this all about?

You cant keep things a secret for long!!

Have you decided to run away with the fat emu?

[SDM]

Or, or or or

could it rhyme with clack bay?

I'm trying to work out clack bay...............I aint no good at the cryptic crosswords either..........

[DoodleBug]

Hmmm

**ack *ay

any easier??

[Lateshift]

i would say that would be track day, this in no way implies that i like crosswords, used to work at Bletchley park or god forbid ever watched countdown :D :D

[SDM]

I would never in a million years have got that.........doh

[The Guvnor]

And still the secret stays............a secret ! :laugh1 :laugh1 :laugh1 :laugh1

Although two people are now very close but...............just not close enough !!!!!!!:laugh1

[DoodleBug]

You rotten sod

[The Guvnor]

:grin1 :laugh1 :laugh1 :laugh1

[Juvenilerider]

**ack *ay



Black Gay? You're coming out with a geezer called Tyrone?!

[DoodleBug]

:grin1 rofpmsl

[SDM]

Black Gay? You're coming out with a geezer called Tyrone?!

Thats exactly what I was thinking...............:clap :clap

[FACESLIDER]

I think it's something to do with X factor, but I'm probably wrong :grin2

[SDM]

I think it's either something to do with X factor, but I'm probably wrong :grin2

or.....................whats the other guess then..........

[FACESLIDER]

or.....................whats the other guess then..........

Haha, It did say, or the track day but I changed my mind. Forgot to take the either out lol:grin2 :grin2

[SDM]

Your going to put up the price of beer to fund your West Ham season ticket..........just because they are in Europe next season..........dont waste your money they will probably get knocked out in the first round....:laugh1 :laugh1 :laugh1 :laugh1

[SDM]

NO I'VE GOT IT.................Ange wants another bambino, but it will cost a fortune to have it reversed....... so up goes the price of the beer......

[Leo]

Black Gay? You're coming out with a geezer called Tyrone?!



hahahahahahahahahahhahahaha!!!!!

[SDM]

Come on Guv put us out of our misery...............and tell us what "wanna tell you all something" is all about........:grin2

[The Guvnor]

If i tell you it wont be a secret now will it !:laugh1 :laugh1 :laugh1

Might let you now soon.............patience is a virtue !:laugh1 :laugh1 :laugh1








































or not !............its much more fun like this !!!!:laugh1 :laugh1 :laugh1

[rembrandt]

If you tell me yours I will tell one of Mine

[kasandrich]

^^^^........but nobody wants to know yours Dave, but we all wanna know Kevs.

[rembrandt]

:jumping2 I will keep it a secret then :grin2

[DoodleBug]

Can I just add to the wind up by saying that

I KNOW WHAT IT IS!

[stu600cc]

My guess is a track day bike and he's waiting for it to arrive. And so much for a secret if he knows you may aswell tell us all

[The Guvnor]

Ahhhhhhh..............but does he know !!!!????:laugh1

[stu600cc]

Errr well he said he does

Pm me guv i wanna know or do i? lol

[kasandrich]

Stuff PM'ing you Stu, we ALL wanna know ffs!

[The Guvnor]

Its actually more of a joint secret !..........lol :laugh1

[SDM]

Its actually more of a joint secret !..........lol :laugh1

OH yeah.............the least you could do is tell us who else knows so we can give them grief to find out.............or is that a secret too......

[DoodleBug]

Its actually more of a joint secret !..........lol :laugh1

Easy mate, keep the cat in the bag!

[stu600cc]

Your setting up a racing team?

[harriebird]

i think i've guessed for sure this time :grin2

[SDM]

i think i've guessed for sure this time :grin2

AND............................................... ..

[harriebird]

AND............................................... ..

i'm not telling hahahhaa

[MickyGixer]

This is going to have to come to a climax ssssooooonnnnn....pmsl...:party2

[kasandrich]

Right we are not interested anymore, are we guysngalshttp://www.essexbikers.co.uk/forum/images/icons/icon12.gif

We don't care, we are bored with this, you can post it up if you like......we might read it if we get time.

[Lateshift]

This is going to have to come to a climax ssssooooonnnnn....pmsl...:party2

hopefully we can drag it out of him on Wednesday! :D

[harriebird]

i'll tickle him that ought to do it

[DoodleBug]

hopefully we can drag it out of him on Wednesday! :D

Ouch!

[kasandrich]

Right Harrie, lets conjour up a plan.

I'll sit on him so he can't get away, while you tickle him.

Now all we could do with is a good runner who could chase him if he ran away, and wrestle him to the floor ready for me to sit on him.........ny takers who are good at running?


*sniggers like a schoolkid*

[notaclue]

omg - it's just taken me 10 minutes to read this post!

[MickyGixer]

hopefully we can drag it out of him on Wednesday! :D


Tell you what Mick you can bind his ankles, lash him up to the back of me Gixxer and Harri can ride bareback an tickle him whilst I drag him around the BP....Do you think he would submit then?...lololol:jumping2 :laugh1

[harriebird]

Tell you what Mick you can bind his ankles, lash him up to the back of me Gixxer and Harri can ride bareback an tickle him whilst I drag him around the BP....Do you think he would submit then?...lololol:jumping2 :laugh1

something tells me you've done this before.... :clap

[SDM]

Tell you what Mick you can bind his ankles, lash him up to the back of me Gixxer and Harri can ride bareback an tickle him whilst I drag him around the BP....Do you think he would submit then?...lololol:jumping2 :laugh1

something tells me you've done this before.... :clap

H you probably aint wrong...................:laugh1 :laugh1 :laugh1

[The Guvnor]

Now it gets interesting !!!!!!.........I quite like the sound of that myself !!!:laugh1 :laugh1 :laugh1

[redrat]

The name of this post insinuate's that he wants to tell but as its now 11 pages long of guesses, his need isn't that strong.
Why toture every one by dangling a carrot?
Is it that interesting a secret?
How long will everyone have to be patient?
Not that I'm bothered! Am I bothered? :laugh1

[auroredj]

Now it gets interesting !!!!!!.........I quite like the sound of that myself !!!:laugh1 :laugh1 :laugh1

And I bet you'll enjoy it too................ not quite as much as the girlies will enjoy it though, not that we're at all sadistic :grin2

[The Guvnor]

Id like to thank everyone for taking part in my thread........Ive never had so many PMs !!!!!!!!!:laugh1 :laugh1 :laugh1 :laugh1

[harriebird]

argh attention seeker... and we all bit good!!

[the captain]

i still reckon im right!
either that or youve found one of the golden tickets for big brother!















either way i will not be pleased coz that just wont be very fair at all!!!

[Juvenilerider]

Big brother makes me smile ha

[Lateshift]

Big brother makes me smile ha

thats official then Big Brother has a fan, cue brass bands, blah blah


personnally i think its a crock of **** but dont let me ruin the mystique for everyone :D

[Juvenilerider]

thats official then Big Brother has a fan, cue brass bands, blah blah


personnally i think its a crock of **** but dont let me ruin the mystique for everyone :D

Second that, it makes me smile because of the amount of people that like it. ~:D

[notaclue]

this seems to have gone dead. Think it needs reviving

TELL US ALL!!!!! :shooter

[RaceMeNSee]

Now!!!

[notaclue]

pretty please?

[Mistress Pussycat]

I know what it is...... He's going thru a midlife crisis and is gonna get his tongue and willy pierced!! lol!! Big up the genital piercings!! Go Guv!!
:D:clap

[SDM]

I know what it is...... He's going thru a midlife crisis and is gonna get his tongue and willy pierced!! lol!! Big up the genital piercings!! Go Guv!!
:D:clap

OUCH.............:eyewobble :eyewobble :eyewobble :eyewobble :D :D

[RaceMeNSee]

A King Arthour?! OOUUUCCHHH! at least then he could pee in 3 diffrent directions at once! lol

[Lateshift]

King Arthur?

you got the royalty bit right but its a Prince Albert i think you will find ;) :D :D

[Mistress Pussycat]

Sir Lateshift correct as usual! And... They only pierce it in one place so he'd only be ****ing in 2 directions! lol!! Sorry sorry I know I'm picky!! :p

[RaceMeNSee]

Meh, i wouldnt get it done! Just remember hearing about it ages ago! thanks for correcting me though ;)

[auroredj]

Talking of which we have a picture of that on one of the computers somewhere, unfortunately its far too graphic to post :laugh1

[Shorty]

thats it...more scare tactics ;):shooter :laugh1 :laugh1 :laugh1 :laugh1 :laugh1

[the captain]

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

I know i know..................now i have a conflict in my head!!! do i reveal all or stay quiet!!!

[MickyGixer]

NNNoooooo dont spoil the fun........otherwise we may have to glue more than your earrings together hun....lololol....:laugh1 :laugh1 :jumping2 :jumping2

[the captain]

LOL i will not utter a single word...im just pleased i knew as soon as the thread was started what the secret was!!!

[RaceMeNSee]

Damn You!!!!!

[The Guvnor]

lol.........bloody good timing that man !!!!! Shhhh..........dont tell the rest !:laugh1 :laugh1 :laugh1

[DoodleBug]

http://deephousepage.com/smilies/gossip.gif

Roll on tomorrow

[RaceMeNSee]

I think i know!

[SDM]

http://deephousepage.com/smilies/gossip.gif

Roll on tomorrow

In need of a cheese burger are you bloke...........:rockon :rockon

[SDM]

I think i know!

Bloke spill it then.....................:jumping2 :jumping2

[Lateshift]

I think i know!

those in the know, know, those not in the know, don't know, those that think they know, probably know wrong and those that havent got a clue are none the wiser :D





























but i do :D

oooh i do like a good mystery :D

[SDM]

those in the know, know, those not in the know, don't know, those that think they know, probably know wrong and those that havent got a clue are none the wiser :D but i do :D oooh i do like a good mystery :D

Well I think thats totally unfair :mad: ..............we all should know I think :( :( .......its only fair :)

[MickyGixer]

In need of a cheese burger are you bloke...........:rockon :rockon

http://images.google.co.uk/images?q=tbn:x6TuktCJ6yMRvM:starbiker-koeln.de/foto/13.jpg (http://images.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl=http://starbiker-koeln.de/foto/13.jpg&imgrefurl=http://starbiker-koeln.de/treff34.htm&h=960&w=1280&sz=297&tbnid=x6TuktCJ6yMRvM:&tbnh=112&tbnw=150&hl=en&start=138&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dburgers%2Band%2Bbikes%26start%3D120%2 6svnum%3D10%26hl%3Den%26lr%3D%26sa%3DN)

Is this a relative of yours Kev?......lololl...:rockon

[SDM]

http://images.google.co.uk/images?q=tbn:x6TuktCJ6yMRvM:starbiker-koeln.de/foto/13.jpg (http://images.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl=http://starbiker-koeln.de/foto/13.jpg&imgrefurl=http://starbiker-koeln.de/treff34.htm&h=960&w=1280&sz=297&tbnid=x6TuktCJ6yMRvM:&tbnh=112&tbnw=150&hl=en&start=138&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dburgers%2Band%2Bbikes%26start%3D120%2 6svnum%3D10%26hl%3Den%26lr%3D%26sa%3DN)

Is this a relative of yours Kev?......lololl...:rockon

dont think so, none of my relative's wear hats.................:laugh1

[RaceMeNSee]

No no, im pretty pretty sure i know dude! ;)

[SDM]

No no, im pretty pretty sure i know dude! ;)

Come on then spill........................

[DoodleBug]

I also now have a secret, different but similar to Guvs! :skip

[harriebird]

http://deephousepage.com/smilies/gossip.gif

Roll on tomorrow

oooh karl you have been busy with those smileys haven't you!!!!

[DoodleBug]

http://deephousepage.com/smilies/biggrininvasion.gif

[DoodleBug]

http://deephousepage.com/smilies/council.gif

[SDM]

http://deephousepage.com/smilies/council.gif

Karl I've been looking at this for ten minutes.....and I cant see no hidden message............:laugh1 :laugh1

[RaceMeNSee]

Look closer dude! its well worth it!

[notaclue]

Look closer dude! its well worth it!

there isn't anything there. Just a way to get people to look silly by staring at the scrren for 10 minutes lol

[RaceMeNSee]

if you look for 20 you will find it! ;)

[Juvenilerider]

I know the seceret hahahahahahahahahha and I actually do this time, sorry if it's already been said in the thread somewhere but i cant be arsed to read it all

[Jetski]

Fcuk me readers - didn't take you long to get home and announce that one!!!

(smacks bonnets wrists)

:laugh1

[Juvenilerider]

Fcuk me readers - didn't take you long to get home and announce that one!!!

(smacks bonnets wrists)

:laugh1


quiet you... ive been on my travels :p I finished at 5 ha

[The Guvnor]

lol........you must have raced home and got straight on the thread !!!!:laugh1 :clap

[stu600cc]

I'm just bored of this thread now

[notaclue]

I'm just bored of this thread now

ditto

[SDM]

Everybody that says they Know......please put the rest of us out of our misery..............PLEASE :grin2 :grin2

[Ride-or-die]

awesome beast!!!! i do love the 06 model lol

[stu600cc]

The Secrets out know but for all you who dont know





























Keep guessing lol

[The Guvnor]

So now you know !!!! lol............thank you for keeping me entertained ........pic coming soon !!!............and if anyone wants to buy a Mille............I got one going cheep !:laugh1 :laugh1 :laugh1

[The Guvnor]

There she is.........................
http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c8/guvnor138/23-05-06_1950.jpg

[SDM]

Gordon Bennett.................is that what all the fuss was about.....:laugh1 :laugh1 :laugh1 :laugh1 :laugh1 :laugh1

[MickyGixer]

Gordon Bennett.................is that what all the fuss was about.....:laugh1 :laugh1 :laugh1 :laugh1 :laugh1 :laugh1

It aint even got a pink basket, tassels or a tinkerly bell....:laugh1 :laugh1 :jumping2 :laugh1

[notaclue]

there were two of these parked up at the turpin on tues night. They do look like factory spec!

[gixer400]

much liking from me. how long have you owned that?? is it the same one that was at the pub a couple of weeks ago??

[FACESLIDER]

Very nice:clap :clap

[EverSoSlightlyFasterThanU]

iv got one of thoes but i keep it in a shed just to look at

[skid]

will this forum get renamed to the blinkin gsxr owner club any time soon:headbash

Have to say that's a very nice bike,well done:clap
i'm going to trade in my r6 for one of those the trouble and strife is away next week..........:clap

[MickyGixer]

Come and join us Skid you know you want to.....mmwwaaahhh:laugh1 :laugh1 :laugh1